Thursday, April 7, 2016

Donald Trump Joins Mean Girls, Fits Right In

This not exactly just in: Donald Trump has said some pretty mean stuff over the course of his Presidential run.


So it should come as no surprise that the Republican hopeful fits right in with a certain group of Mean Girls from 2004.


Yes, some genius on the Internet has superimposed Trump"s head on to the shoulders of Cady, the character Lindsay Lohan portrayed in this classic comedy.


The sight is a bit disturbing at first… okay, it"s totally disturbing throughout… but it"s also totally perfect and very entertaining.


See Trump dance around to Jingle Bell Rock!


Watch as other characters react to actual quotes the real estate mogul/politician has uttered on the campaign trail!


Find out who Trump claims to be his crush! (No, it isn"t Aaron Samuels.)


And, in case you needed one more reason to watch for some reason, he switches roles at the end and becomes Regina George.


Look out for that school bus, Donald!


Just stop whatever you are doing and click PLAY now. We promise you won"t regret it because, yes, it must be said:


Donald Trump in Mean Girls is just… so… fetch.


Donald trump joins mean girls fits right in

Donald Trump Joins Mean Girls, Fits Right In

This not exactly just in: Donald Trump has said some pretty mean stuff over the course of his Presidential run.


So it should come as no surprise that the Republican hopeful fits right in with a certain group of Mean Girls from 2004.


Yes, some genius on the Internet has superimposed Trump"s head on to the shoulders of Cady, the character Lindsay Lohan portrayed in this classic comedy.


The sight is a bit disturbing at first… okay, it"s totally disturbing throughout… but it"s also totally perfect and very entertaining.


See Trump dance around to Jingle Bell Rock!


Watch as other characters react to actual quotes the real estate mogul/politician has uttered on the campaign trail!


Find out who Trump claims to be his crush! (No, it isn"t Aaron Samuels.)


And, in case you needed one more reason to watch for some reason, he switches roles at the end and becomes Regina George.


Look out for that school bus, Donald!


Just stop whatever you are doing and click PLAY now. We promise you won"t regret it because, yes, it must be said:


Donald Trump in Mean Girls is just… so… fetch.


Donald trump joins mean girls fits right in

Rob Kardashian Reveals Weight, Fitness Goals in Blac Chyna Snapchat Video

From the start of their relationship, we knew that Blac Chyna planned to help Rob Kardashian lose weight.



Now that Rob and Blac are engaged, they’ve decided to get specific with regard to their fitness goals, and to finally reveal once and for all how much weight Rob is carrying these days:



That’s a Snapchat video that Blac posted on Snapchat, and Rob promptly re-posted on Instagram.


In it, Blac asks him to state his name, height and weight before his five-week training program begins.


“Rob Kardashian, 250 pounds, 6-1,” Rob tells the camera.


When asked if Blac has his permission to train him, Rob replied, “Of course.”


This is a complex situation, because it’s cool that Blac is trying to help Rob get back into shape, but if she thinks obesity is a problem that can be solved with one five-week training program, she may be in for a shock.


Many are already questioning Blac’s motives in getting engaged to Rob after less than three months of dating, and if he had to promise to lose weight as part of the deal, well, that’s kinda messed up. 


Also, Blac is in the midst of an ugly custody battle, and she was recently arrested for being drunk and disorderly at an Austin, Texas airport, so she may not be in a position to enter a relationship with someone she deems a fixer-upper. 


Look, at the end of the day, it’s great that Rob wants to lose weight, but instead of basing his relationship on his fiancee’s ability to improve him, maybe it would be better if he just hired a personal trainer.


The guy dropped $ 325,000 on Blac’s engagement ring; we’re pretty sure he could afford it.


Anastasiya Kvitko: Meet Russia"s Very Own Kim Kardashian

This is all our fault, America.


(JK, she seems like a sweetheart)



May I introduce Anastasiya Kvitko, a Russian model who was once instructed by an agency to slim down after moving to Miami.


Hell no, Kvitko said.  She was going to market those God-given curves.


2.6 million Instagram followers later, Kvitko assumes her popularity is due in party to the acceptance of different types of beauty.


“I think it’s because of my feminine forms,” Kvitko told Russian media outlet, Sputnik why she’s amassed such a following.


“I don’t know why now myself, there is such a boom for Kim Kardashian, that they themselves decided to compare me to her.



“When I was 17 years old, I was noticed by famous fashion photographer Anvar Norov, and after that I liked being a model, and continued on this path.  


Plus, photographers themselves wrote to me, offering to photograph me, looking at my outstanding complexion.” 


Kvitko is confident that her star will rise nearly as high as Kardashian’s.  



“I get a lot of offers from advertisement agencies here in the US, and such great popularity is not far away.”


The rise of Kim Kardashian-ish models is a sign of the times, I suppose.  Kvitko is only the latest model to draw comparison to the Armenian reailty star.  Sonia Ali and Kamilla Osman have made a name for themselves for the very same reasons.