Lauren Graham: Edward Herrmann Would Have Loved Gilmore Girls Revival

Lauren Graham knows how excited fans are for the return to Gilmore Girls this November 25th.

The residents of Stars Hallow have reunited for Gilmore Girls: A Year In The Life, which features four 90-minute episodes spanning each of the four seasons.

Graham, 49, spoke about returning to the set, and how the absence of co-star Edward Herrmann, who died of brain cancer at 71 in 2014, will affect the show.

Hermann played Graham’s on-screen father, Richard Gilmore.

“He would have loved this [new series],” Graham told People Magazine, assuring fans that the fact that he’s not there will not be overlooked.

“His death was just a loss for us personally. It’s given the show a new complexity and depth. It’s a nice tribute to him.”

Graham’s on-screen daughter, Alexis Bledel echoed her sentiment.

“He was wonderful to work with,” she said. “Very generous and such a great presence to have on-set always.”

Fans have a lot to look forward to, Graham and Bledel revealed. 

“The characters are older now and really are just supporting each other, which I think is a natural progression for a mother and daughter,” Graham said without giving too much away.

“Their dynamic is so unique,” Bledel added. There’s nothing else like it.”

Last month, Graham couldn’t contain her excitement over the A Year In the Life.  She admitted that starring on Gilmore Girls was possibly the highlight of her career.

“I relished it, and I’m ruined for life because there’s no more perfect fit I feel like for me than that writing and that show,” she told People last month.

“I’m so glad I got to do it again. I just can’t even explain it. It was everything I wanted it to be and more.”

If you need a refresher, or are looking to watch Gilmore Girls for the first time, the entire series is available on Netflix.

Ferris Wheel Tragedy: 3 Girls Fall From Ride, 1 In Critical Condition

A ferris wheel at the Green County Fair malfunctioned on August 8th, causing three riders to fall thirty feet.

The victims were three girls – two sisters, age 6 and 10, and a 16-year-old.

The six-year-old remains in critical condition after suffering traumatic brain injury from the fall.

Yesterday, Johnson City Medical Center"s director of trauma services Dr. Bracken Burns updated reporters on her status.

According to Dr. Bracken Burns, director of trauma services for Johnson City Medical Center, the youngest of the victims, a 6-year-old, suffered the head injury and had to be intubated at the scene and taken to a hospital.

"She has been under the continual care of the pediatric surgery service, the pediatric intensive care unit team as well as the neurosurgery team," Dr. Burns explained during a press conference.

The girl"s older sister sustained injuries to her forearm.  The oldest victim"s condition has improved from critical to stable, though her family requested that further details not be released.

The accident happened around 6:15 p.m. local time, when police confirmed that the riders fell out of the car they were in when it flipped.

"One of the cars or baskets had overturned and three children had fallen out. They fell a distance of anywhere between 35 and 45 feet," Greenville police department captain Capt. Tim Davis told reporters, according to NPR.

One witness,Gregory Lynthacum spoke ABC News as well, recalling the horror he witnessed.

"I was hollering, "Please stop! Stop! Stop the machine!" It seemed like it was a millennium before it stopped," Lynthacum said.

"I"d seen blood coming from their mouth. I actually thought they were dead. It was so horrific." 

Authorities have not yet figured out what caused the malfunction, but prior to the accident, the Greeneville Sun reported that the amusement company that owns the ferris wheel was fined for safety-related violations in North Carolina in 2013.

Family Attractions Amusement was accused of tampering with a ride"s "safety feature" after it malfunctioned, so that it would continue to run.

The accident occurred just one day after a 10-year-old Kansas boy was decapitated by a water slide.

 

Gilmore Girls Revival: Yup, Luke and Lorelai Are Together

He says he “can’t share much,” but Scott Patterson can be forgiven for withholding certain pieces of information.

Ahead of the highly-anticipated Gilmore Girls: a Year In The Life on Netflix (debuts November 25th),  Patterson talked with People Magazine about what it was like shooting the four-part series.

“I can tell you that we are together,” Patterson said of his character, Luke’s status with Lorelai, played by Lauren Graham.

“We are together and we’re sort of figuring out our next step.”

The show aired from 2000 to 2007, but to Patterson, getting back together with the cast and crew felt like no time had passed.

“That came immediately, that’s never been an issue,” Patterson said.”That’s part of why the show is so successful I mean, [creator Amy Sherman-Palladino] cast the right people.”

What was an issue for Patterson was getting back into character.

“My first rehearsal, I just struggled – I was like, ‘I don’t feel this guy anymore,’ ” he remembers.

“My first rehearsal, I went to Amy and I said, ‘I don’t feel this, I got to walk around Stars Hollow. I gotta walk around the set and get the old feeling back.’ So I did. I took about a 10-minute walk, I went through the town and I got it. I felt ready.

Gilmore Girls Promo: Global Binge Alert!

And I came back in and rehearsed the scene and I thought, ‘I’ve got him."”

LUKE IS BACK!

One person missing from the reunion is Edward Hermann (who played Richard Gilmore).

Hermann passed away at age 71 two years ago, and Patterson says the loss is palpable both personally and professionally.

“Losing Ed, it left just a gaping hole and it was so tragic and so shocking to lose him,” Patterson shared.

“But as far as the storytelling was concerned, it really deepened the scripts and affected the tone of a lot of it – and especially our characters and how we related to one another.”

Patterson assured fans that the show will pay tribute to Hermann’s character in a beautiful way.

“On the first day on the Gilmore house set, there were some things there that nobody had seen before that we saw that were so moving, that we all kind of had to sit down,” Patterson explained, careful not to give too much away.

“Fans are going to be very touched by how Amy has shown her respect and paid her homage to him.” 

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Daniel Franzese: Means Girls Star Proposes To Boyfriend At Starbucks

If you"re feeling low and need to witness something beautiful, then I invite you to watch this video.

Earlier this week, Daniel Franzese, whom many will remember as Damien from Mean Girls, decided to propose to his boyfriend, Joseph Bradley Philips at the North Hollywood Starbucks where they first met two years ago.

With the help of friends and a few baristas, Franzese was able to catch Phillips completely by surprise.

When their drink was called, the barista announced," I"ve got an iced cold brew with coconut for Mr. & Mr Franzese."

Unfortunately, Phillips was distracted and didn"t hear the barista.

Thankfully, things got creative behind the coffee bar, and she then asked Phillips if he wanted to try a new drink, which came in a tall cup.

"I think you will love it for the rest of your life," another pretty said barista said.  

When Phillips opened the cover of the cup, he was speechless.

So, Franzese reached into the cup and asked him a very important question (first he made a superb declaration of love).

"Since I first met you here at this spot, you opened your heart to me.  And I swear to God and my Lord that I will protect that heart for the rest of my life.

"Will you marry me?"

Phillips covered his face and nodded his head, at which point Franzese put a ring on it.

The newly affianced couple then kissed as the Starbucks erupted in applause.

"Thank you 📷📽@gavinglaze and 📞@laprbtch ☕️Mercedes at @starbucks for making this this most memorable moment of our lives," Frazese wrote after.

"We are so grateful for your friendships and talents."

"My dreams have become my reality and my reality My dreams," Phillips posted on social media.

"I love you now and beyond the extent of an eternal forever. Ladies and gents were officially getting married! Thank you to every one who emerged this day for me to the surface. I love you guys!

"Baby were engaged!!!!"

Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton Expecting Twin Girls!?

Gwen Stefani has always wanted a girl.

When she found out that the sex of her third child was a boy, she posted an Instagram declaring herself the queen of the Rossdale-Stefani household.

Now, OK! Magazine believes that she and boyfriend Blake Shelton are pregnant with twin girls, and are so confident in their belief that they made it this week’s cover story.

“The buzz in their inner circle is that Gwen is four months pregnant, and that they’re expecting twins!” a source claims.

Stefani and Shelton, according to the story, “began researching fertility doctors and evaluating their options several months ago,” but Stefani, 46, was able to conceive “naturally.”

She’s apparently four months along, and when she told Shelton the news, he “teared up,” then “lost it” when she told him it was twin girls.

With the babies due “around Christmas,” OK! also claims that Shelton and Stefani already “wed in a supersecret ceremony.”

View Slideshow: 15 Couples Whose Real-Life Romance Ruined Their Show

Meanwhile, back in the real world, Stefani went on Howard Stern yesterday and revealed how her relationship with Shelton grew.

“[Blake] was the most unlikely situation to ever happen,” Stefani said.

“I didn’t know him, but I got to know him on the set. When I came back to the show, I had this huge weight on me,” she explained, referring to her divorce from Gavin Rossdale after finding out he was sleeping with her childrens’ nanny.

“I wasn’t trying to start a relationship. I was just trying to not die. I think we started emailing here and there and then overtime [it became romantic].

“It was an incredible gift to be able to have a friend.”

Stefani’s rep confirmed that she and Shelton were officially a couple back in November, when the two were judges together on The Voice.  

Since then, they’ve become the weekly target of wedding and pregnancy speculation.

View Slideshow: Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani: 11 Most Adorable PDA Moments

Russell Wilson Just Destroyed This Girl"s Hopes and Dreams

Russell Wilson is doing pretty darn well for himself at the moment.

First, the quarterback went ahead and got married to Ciara.

Then, he went ahead and had sex with Ciara. A lot of sex with Ciara, based on the couple"s latest Snapchat video.

But while Wilson is having the time of his life, the athletic star"s cutest little fan is now in a very bad place.

And we can"t help but laugh over it.

In a video shared on Facebook, a very young woman Kaia bursts into tears after her mother, Antoinette, informs her of the latest Wilson news:

"I don"t know, but if you heard on the news today, Russell Wilson got married – to Ciara," the mother says.

Cue total and complete bawling.

Wilson, of course, was also married from 2012 through 2014.

But perhaps Kaia was too young to be aware of that union at the time.

According to Fox Q13, the local news station in Kaia"s hometown of Olympia, Washington, the infant had fantasies of wanting to marry Russell for about a year now.

"Don"t be sad Kaia we can still watch him on TV," Antoinette says.

We somehow doubt that"s gonna comfort Kaia.

But maybe this will: she isn"t alone!

Remember the equally adorable girl who shed endless tears over Adam Levine"s marriage? In case you do not…

That girl ended up okay in the end.

And you will, too, Kaia. Even if it doesn"t feel that way right now.

Gilmore Girls Promo: Global Binge Alert!

Perhaps you"ve heard, but Gilmore Girls is coming to Netflix.

We"re kidding. If you have a computer, you"ve definitely heard that Gilmore Girls is coming to Netflix.

Heck, if you are a living and breathing human being, you"ve definitely heard that Gilmore Girls is coming to Netflix.

And now Lauren Graham is here to drive the exciting point home.

Early Tuesday, the streaming service got an assist from Graham in revealing that all seven seasons of Gilmore Girls will become available to stream globally on Friday, July 1.

Yes, you will soon be able to watch Gilmore Girls online ahead of brand new episodes airing.

The beloved series ran from 2000 through 2007 and it will give way Gilmore Girls: A Year In the Life this fall.

As previously announced, this Gilmore Girls revival will bring back every member of the main cast and will be comprised of four lengthy episodes, each one taking place in a specific season.

In this promo, Graham is seen in front of the town’s signature gazebo (or, you know, a green sceen) as she urges both newcomers and veteran fans to binge-watch all 153 Gilmore episodes prior to the four-part revival.

Her plea, however, comes with a warning. It"s an important one:

“Careful: We talk fast.”

HA! They really do…

Brock Turner Case Sparks Response from Girls Cast

The cast of Girls has a lot to say about sexual assault, airing their feelings in a new video. 

The footage below includes Lena Dunham, Allison Williams, Jemima Kirke and Zosia Mamet.

It was created following the Stanford rape case that has dominated social media in recent weeks. 

As a quick refresher: Brock Turner was given just a six month sentence for sexually assaulting a drunk woman outside a party last January.

She was unconscious and the incident only came to an end because Turner got caught in the act.

Turner"s father then blamed it on "binge drinking" and called it "20 minutes of action." 

"We may star on Girls together, but that doesn"t mean we always agree," says Kirke early on. 

The video also features the stars making several jibes at each other. 

But it turned serious from there, given the subject matter.

They read out concering facts about from the CDC about sexual assault. 

After that, they showed that even though they have differences, they can still be a strong force. 

"Don"t avoid the hard conversation," pleads Allison. 

They want the world to know that victims can be strong and that people shouldn"t avoid listening to the ordeal. 

"Just being there makes it better," continues Dunham. 

Dunham even commented about it being the first time that four white women are accurately representing something.

She does have a point. A funny one. 

The video is very powerful and you should totally watch it. 

Girls recently concluded Season 5 on HBO, and the final season kicks off early next year. 

The video has gone viral already with the cast receiving a lot of praise for taking a stand. 

Click play!

Miranda Simms Calls Leah Messer Out: I"m So Good To Your Girls!

Leah Messer"s cousin recorded an interaction between one of her twin daughters and their stepmom, Miranda Simms.

Naturally, it disturbed the Teen Mom 2 star.

In the recording Ali, 6, complained that “Miranda always gets mad at me cause my backpack is too heavy."

Ali was diagnosed with muscular dystrophy, which leads to weakness and muscle mass.

“I give her my backpack when it’s too heavy" Ali continued.  "She [Miranda] says, ‘Ali, I have to hold the baby."”

Miranda and Leah"s ex-husband have a daughter, Remington, whom they welcomed back in November.

Leah was furious after watching the video.

“I can’t watch it without getting angry or wanting to cry… I don’t know what to do,” she told her sister, Victoria.

"There’s nothing wrong with you going down there and saying, ‘I’m tired of my kids hurting,"" Leah told Victoria

"Ali has a condition, she can’t help it that she can’t carry the damn backpack. So the lazy b***h needs to pick the backpack up and carry it for her period.

"There is no reason that kid should feel that way.”

Leah told her sister that Ali says she"s "upset" and "hurt" by the way Miranda treats her.

“What do I do?” she asked helplessly.

“I want to save them. I want to make them feel better, I want to rescue them and I can’t. There’s nothing I can do and they’re my kids.” It is Corey’s fault just as much as it is Miranda’s,” she added.

“I would have never, ever thought he would allow this to ever happen to our kids.”

In the video below, Leah deals with Miranda"s reaction after she told Corey about the video.

Miranda was upset that she was portrayed in such a poor light, and texted Leah that she didn"t appreciate what happened.

Watch the video, and let us know if you agree with Leah or not.

Pretty Little Liars Trailer: Can the Girls #SaveHanna?

It was a well thought out plan. When it ends like this, it"s called murder.

So Spencer decrees in the first official trailer for Pretty Little Liars Season 7.

It"s worth mentioning that she says this while helping to dig a grave.

Freeform (yes, we"re finally giving in and calling it Freeform instead of ABC Family) has unveiled the first official promo for Pretty Little Liars Season 7, which many believe will be the final run of episodes for this beloved drama.

Lucy Hale recently hinted as much when she said "all good things must come to an end."

But have they already ended for Hanna?

When last we left the series, the Liars were reeling from the discovery that Alison’s mother’s twin – who also happens to be Charlotte’s real mother – was the villain from whom they’d all been receiving death threats.

(Granted, they only partially realized this, wondering how Mrs. D could be the person behind these moves. But whatever.)

At the conclusion of Pretty Little Liars Season 6, hope was also given to all Spoby supporters, while a ther was a hot Haleb kiss and a roll in the sack for Ezria.

There was also the little matter of Hanna"s life hanging in the balance.

We know that Jenna is coming back for Season 7, but that’s about all we know about this summer’s set of episodes. Also that they will premiere on June 21.

“We have enough story to take us to the end of Season 7," creator Marlene King has told TV Line, adding:

"We’re going to let the fans tell us if they’re ready to say goodbye to this world and these characters.”

Check out the first official preview below:

Nick Lashaway Dies; Lena Dunham Mourns Former Girls Guest Star

Nick Lashaway, an actor who had appeared on such hits shows as Girls and The X-Files, died on Sunday as a result of injuries suffered in a car accident. 

He was 28 years old.

According to The Metro West Daily News, Lashaway was taken to the MetroWest Medical Center in Framingham, Massachusetts accident and pronounced dead by doctors at the facility.

In response to the tragic news, Lena Dunham took to Instagram and shared the above photo of her and Lashaway on the set of Girls.

She also included the following, heartfelt message:

Just heard the incredibly sad news that Nick Lashaway was killed in a car accident on May 8th.

Nick was such a talented, funny and kind person and we were so lucky to have him as a part of our Girls family when he played Frank in episode 207.

We will always remember the week we shared with him, his playful smile, his easy instincts, how much he made us laugh even when we had to stay up all night in the woods.

We are sending love to his family and friends and feeling such gratitude for his gifts. RIP sweet Nick.

Lashaway – a native of Washington – also appeared in movies such as In Time, The 40-Year-Old Virgin and The Last Song alongside Miley Cyrus.

We send our condolences to his friends, family members and loved ones.

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Watch 2 Broke Girls Online: Season 5 Episode 21

Are you ready to laugh?

Are you ready to laugh really hard at the latest antics of Max and Caroline? To see what sort of craziness came out of their mouths this week?!?

Good. Then you’ve come to the right place. You can click on the video below and watch 2 Broke Girls online now:

Watch 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 21 Online

On the latest installment of this sitcom, Max and Caroline approached the owner of the pizza place next door about renting space to expand their renovated dessert bar.

How did that request go over?

Use the video featured here to find out!

North West & Penelope Disick Are Adorable "Coachella Girls" on Snapchat: WATCH

Say what you will about the Kardashian sisters, they sure do produce some cute kids.

In a video Kim Kardashian posted to Snapchat (posted below), daughter North West and niece Penelope Disick are positively adorable as "Coachella ladies."

Using Snapchat"s flower crown filter, Kim points the lens first at herself, then at Penelope and North.

"We"re Coachella ladies," she says to the kids. "Are you a Coachella girl?

"I"m a Coachella!" North tells her mom.

"Coachella!" she squeals as the animated flower crown appears atop her head.

Penelope seems intrigued to see herself wearing the crown, but quickly goes back to eating her snack after it disappears.

We"re happy to see North has overcome her fear of her mother"s favorite social media platform.

When Kim first joined Snapchat in February, North was skeptical.

Kim posted a pic of herself making a duck face while her daughter looked positively stricken with grief.

"Not a Snap fan," she wrote on the pic, along with an arrow pointing to North.

That gem was followed up with a video of Kim singing in the car while North shot her some epic side eye, and we kinda loved her for it.

Earlier this week, Kim shared a snap of herself face swapping with North, and the results were… strange.

"This is what she"s going to look like when she"s older," Kim said. "Kinda weird."

Frankly, we"re just thrilled whenever Kim can point the camera at anyone besides herself.

 

Watch 2 Broke Girls Online: Check Out Season 5 Episode 17!

2 Broke Girls once again managed to crack us up this week.

Did you miss 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 17? Have no fear, you can watch it online below:

Watch 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 16 Online

On this installment of the CBS comedy, the girls paid a visit Caroline’s father in jail in order to see him perform in a musical …

… and also to tell him of their plan to use Caroline’s movie money to convert their cupcake window into a dessert bar.

How did that go over? What were the best lines from the episode?

As we said, you can click on the video above to watch 2 Broke Girls online now.

Watch 2 Broke Girls Online: Check Out Season 5 Episode 17!

2 Broke Girls once again managed to crack us up this week.

Did you miss 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 17? Have no fear, you can watch it online below:

Watch 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 16 Online

On this installment of the CBS comedy, the girls paid a visit Caroline’s father in jail in order to see him perform in a musical …

… and also to tell him of their plan to use Caroline’s movie money to convert their cupcake window into a dessert bar.

How did that go over? What were the best lines from the episode?

As we said, you can click on the video above to watch 2 Broke Girls online now.

Donald Trump Joins Mean Girls, Fits Right In

This not exactly just in: Donald Trump has said some pretty mean stuff over the course of his Presidential run.

So it should come as no surprise that the Republican hopeful fits right in with a certain group of Mean Girls from 2004.

Yes, some genius on the Internet has superimposed Trump"s head on to the shoulders of Cady, the character Lindsay Lohan portrayed in this classic comedy.

The sight is a bit disturbing at first… okay, it"s totally disturbing throughout… but it"s also totally perfect and very entertaining.

See Trump dance around to Jingle Bell Rock!

Watch as other characters react to actual quotes the real estate mogul/politician has uttered on the campaign trail!

Find out who Trump claims to be his crush! (No, it isn"t Aaron Samuels.)

And, in case you needed one more reason to watch for some reason, he switches roles at the end and becomes Regina George.

Look out for that school bus, Donald!

Just stop whatever you are doing and click PLAY now. We promise you won"t regret it because, yes, it must be said:

Donald Trump in Mean Girls is just… so… fetch.

Donald Trump Joins Mean Girls, Fits Right In

This not exactly just in: Donald Trump has said some pretty mean stuff over the course of his Presidential run.

So it should come as no surprise that the Republican hopeful fits right in with a certain group of Mean Girls from 2004.

Yes, some genius on the Internet has superimposed Trump"s head on to the shoulders of Cady, the character Lindsay Lohan portrayed in this classic comedy.

The sight is a bit disturbing at first… okay, it"s totally disturbing throughout… but it"s also totally perfect and very entertaining.

See Trump dance around to Jingle Bell Rock!

Watch as other characters react to actual quotes the real estate mogul/politician has uttered on the campaign trail!

Find out who Trump claims to be his crush! (No, it isn"t Aaron Samuels.)

And, in case you needed one more reason to watch for some reason, he switches roles at the end and becomes Regina George.

Look out for that school bus, Donald!

Just stop whatever you are doing and click PLAY now. We promise you won"t regret it because, yes, it must be said:

Donald Trump in Mean Girls is just… so… fetch.

Watch 2 Broke Girls Online: Check Out Season 5 Episode 16!

And the Pity Party Bus?

What happened there? Such was the title and the question posed on 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 16.

Watch 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 15 Online

The latest installment of this CBS sitcom found Caroline actually signing away the right to her life story so that it could be made into a movie. We did not see that coming.

Elsewhere, Max was heartbroken after Randy broke up with her… through her therapist, no less.

As a result of this heartbreak, Elliot and Caroline rented the aforementioned bus in order to cheer up their friend.

Did it work? Find out when you watch 2 Broke Girls online.

Scott Disick to Girls: Sign This NDA, Then We Can Party

Those who choose to hang with the Lord must adhere to certain rules.

If you’re down in Mexico this week, look out for Scott Disick, who is reportedly staying at Joe Francis’ home, Casa Aramara in Puerta Vallarta. 

And if you want to party with Disick after da clubs close down, then you’ll have to sign some paperwork. 

According to Page Six, Disick (who completed his latest rehab stint last November) has been seen partying with girls down in Puerto Vallarta, and “hanging with wild college kids on spring break.”

Classic Lord, taking full advantage of spring break.

Wait!  There’s a catch for the university youths looking to Instagram/Tweet/Write a tell-all about their nights with the Lord.  

Anyone choosing to hang out with Disick on a one-on-one basis must first sign a non-disclosure agreement, and check their phones at the door.

Beyond those doors, however, awaits a slightly pathetic Disick.

“All he talks about is the custody” issue with his three kids – Mason, Penelope and Reign, a source told the column.

“He’s Mr. Doom and Gloom.”

TMZ reports that Kourtney Kardashian has allowed Disick visitation rights, so long as he remains sober, but witnesses in Mexico saw him in SB mode, drinking cocktails and beers.

UGHSCOTTCHECKYOURSELFDONTWRECKYOURSELF.

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Kate Middleton: Pregnant With Twin Girls! One Will Be Named Diana!

We can’t possibly let a week go by without declaring her with child(ren).  Again.

OK Magazine! has it on good authority (where is the sh– emoji when you need it?) that the Duchess of Cambridge is carrying twins.  In fact, they’re so certain of this news that they slapped another gold “Palace Confirms” sticker on it.

You know what they say about gold stickers and the truth.

“I’m having two girls!” the cover screams.

“William wants to name one Diana.”

 Catherine made William aware of the news with a sonogram.  Via text.

“You’re joking aren’t you? We’re not really having a baby right now,” William allegedly wrote back.

“It’s the early days, but the buzz in the royals’ inner circle is that Kate’s pregnant again,” some royal insider claims. “And this time she’s got not one but two buns in the oven!” 

The Duke and his bride are picking up and moving out of Kensington Palace (their official residence) and firing the help.

“They’ve always sworn they didn’t want their children being raised by nannies,” the source said.

“And although they know that having twins will make it harder for them to handle the night feedings and diaper changes, they’ve vowed to do their best.”

This time around, Catherine hasn’t experienced the crippling morning sickness she did with Prince George and Princess Charlotte, which is another way of saying that this story is crap.

“It’s a completely new experience for her,” the source said. “She’s been able to carry on with her royal duties seamlessly, as well as looking after George and Charlotte, something she wouldn’t have been able to do if she was doubled up [with nausea].”

What’s more, the godparents have been selected and our jaws will drop when the A-list names are announced (in the hard copy of the magazine, so as not to give away the entire story).

She’s not pregnant.  No one moving out of Kensington Palace, nor is the staff going anywhere.  The end.

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