Tuesday, June 21, 2016

Kylie Jenner: I"m Moving to Get Away From Creepy Stalker!

Sadly, it seems that these days, frighteningly overzealous fans have become an accepted consequence of A-list stardom.


The only sliver lining to the dark cloud of obsessive weirdos is the fact that stars have watched one another deal with unwanted attention from creepy admirers for so long that they know it’s something to be taken seriously, and they’re quick to act in their own defense.



The latest celeb to find herself at the fearing for her safety in the wake of a terrifying run-in is Kylie Jenner.


According to TMZ, an unidentified man drove up to Kylie’s house several weeks ago and began ramming the gate with his car in an effort to get inside. 


Despite the presence of guards on the scene, the man was able to make a clean getaway.


However, Kylie’s nightmare was far from over.


The man recently returned and tried to crash through the gates again.


Fortunately, this time the guards were able to get his plate number and police arrested the man at his home shortly after the incident.


Unfortunately, he was only charged with two counts of misdemeanor vandalism, which means there’s a good possibility he’ll be back on the streets in no time.


Coming from one of the country’s most recognizable families, of course, Kylie is no stranger to the pitfalls of fame.


As such, she knew that it was time to act quickly.


Kylie sold her mansion and immediately put a down payment on a new home.


The place is still in Calabasas, but it’s said to be more heavily-protected than her starter mansion.


Tabloids were confused as to why she was house hunting less than a year after settling into her first place, and it was initially rumored that Kylie was buying a place for Tyga.


It’s nice when a member of the Kardahian-Jenner clan surprises us with how smart and prudent their actions are.


Doesn’t happen every day, ya know?


Kylie Jenner: I"m Moving to Get Away From Creepy Stalker!

Sadly, it seems that these days, frighteningly overzealous fans have become an accepted consequence of A-list stardom.


The only sliver lining to the dark cloud of obsessive weirdos is the fact that stars have watched one another deal with unwanted attention from creepy admirers for so long that they know it’s something to be taken seriously, and they’re quick to act in their own defense.



The latest celeb to find herself at the fearing for her safety in the wake of a terrifying run-in is Kylie Jenner.


According to TMZ, an unidentified man drove up to Kylie’s house several weeks ago and began ramming the gate with his car in an effort to get inside. 


Despite the presence of guards on the scene, the man was able to make a clean getaway.


However, Kylie’s nightmare was far from over.


The man recently returned and tried to crash through the gates again.


Fortunately, this time the guards were able to get his plate number and police arrested the man at his home shortly after the incident.


Unfortunately, he was only charged with two counts of misdemeanor vandalism, which means there’s a good possibility he’ll be back on the streets in no time.


Coming from one of the country’s most recognizable families, of course, Kylie is no stranger to the pitfalls of fame.


As such, she knew that it was time to act quickly.


Kylie sold her mansion and immediately put a down payment on a new home.


The place is still in Calabasas, but it’s said to be more heavily-protected than her starter mansion.


Tabloids were confused as to why she was house hunting less than a year after settling into her first place, and it was initially rumored that Kylie was buying a place for Tyga.


It’s nice when a member of the Kardahian-Jenner clan surprises us with how smart and prudent their actions are.


Doesn’t happen every day, ya know?


Kanye West Gives Thanks for Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian may think that Kanye West is too fat to f-ck these days, but the rapper doesn’t seem fazed by his wife’s allegedly harsh opinion.


He’s still totally smitten with her.



Following a special dinner for Kanye in honor of Father’s Day over the weekend, West took to Twitter in order to rant against corporations and Taylor Swift and any notion that he isn’t the most forward-thinking person on the planet.


No, wait. Sorry.


That’s what Kanye usually does on Twitter.


This time around, the artist instead chose to show some public gratitude for his famous prettier half.


“Wifey made the best Father’s Day meal ever,” West wrote on Twitter last night. “So thankful, so happy, so blessed. Thank you for making my family.”


We’d have to imagine Kim used the Kris Jenner cookbook to come up with the delicacy of fried chicken, corn bread, noodles and vegetables she prepared on Sunday.


Along with the meal someone else clearly cooked, Kim shared an adorable family photo in honor of Father’s Day.


Featured here, it depicted Kanye, Kim and their two kids on the beach:



“Happy Fathers Day babe! Thank you for always putting our family first and being the best dad to our babies!” Kardashian wrote as a caption to the image.


Truth be told, we often make fun of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West.


Because, you know, they often suck for how important they think they are and for the many ways in which they sell out to make money.


But this couple actually does seem very much in love.


We don’t question their feelings for each other, nor do we question just how cute their children are.



Earlier in the weekend, meanwhile, Kim and Kanye celebrated their daughter’s birthday via a joint party for North and Penelope Disick.


“She promised me she wouldn’t get any bigger!” Kim wrote on Instagram while wishing her daughter a special day.


“I can’t believe my baby girl is 3 years old today!!!! Northie I love you so much I can’t even explain it!


Gwen Stefani & Blake Shelton: Secretly Married?!

Rumors about Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton getting engaged have been circulating pretty much for as long as we’ve known they’re a couple.



When Gwen fell for Blake, she also fell for his native Oklahoma, and lately fans have been speculating that Shelton popped the question during one of the couple’s frequent trips to Blake’s hometown.


In fact, a recent tweet from Stefani has many wondering if the couple has quietly tied the knot on their latest low-key visit to the Sooner State.


As you may have heard, astronomy enthusiasts were psyched due to last night’s “strawberry moon” occurring on the summer solstice for the first time in nearly 50 years.


What does that have to do with the Gwake wedding rumors?


Well, Gwen marked the occasion with this curious tweet:


“Hi strawberry moon #honeymoon #rosemoon gx #Oklahoma 2016”


Now, it could just be that she was grooving on moon nicknames, but there’s no way Gwen didn’t know what she was doing when she put the words “honeymoon,” “Oklahoma” and “2016” in the same tweet.


Shelton and Stefani make for an interesting case in that they’re both incredibly public and incredibly private.


They’re all over one another’s social media accounts (Blake’s Twitter profile pic is currently a photo of Blake.), but we also see the aspects of their relationship they want us to see.


Further fueling the latest round of speculation is Gwen’s failure to respond to the tidal wave of congratulations that followed her honeymoon tweet:


“Congrats to you and Blake on your marriage! Your happiness brings joy to so many,” wrote one fan.


“Honeymoon? Please tell me y’all secretly got married (or at least engaged),” tweeted another.


Gwen’s remained silent on the matter, and in this case – that may speak volumes.