Friday, July 15, 2016

Tom Brady on Deflategate Suspension: I Give Up!

If you’re one of those football fans who was anticipating a Brady v. Goodell Supreme Court match-up more than any game on your team’s schedule this season, we’re afraid we have some bad news:



According to a statement issued moments ago, Patriots QB Tom Brady will no longer appeal his 4-game suspension stemming from the 2014 Deflategate scandal.


Brady’s suspension was overturned just prior to the 2015 season, which allowed the iconic quarterback to participate in all 16 regular season games and lead his team to the playoffs for the seventh straight year.


In April, however, the suspension was reinstated by a three-judge panel from the 2nd U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals in New York.


Following the decision, the only avenue left to Brady would’ve been another appeal which would have necessitated the Supreme Court agreeing to hear his case.


Perhaps sensing what a longshot situation he was in, Brady decided to opt out of that particular hail Mary.


“I have made the difficult decision to no longer proceed with the legal process,” he said in a statement issued moments ago.


Thus, as of today, Brady will officially be forced to sit for 2016 Pats games against the Cardinals, Dolphins, Texans and Bills.


We’re sure fans of those teams are breathing a sigh of relief.


The NFL alleges that Brady not only instructed his team’s equipment staff to deflate game balls in direct violation of league rules, but also hindered an investigation into the matter by destroying his cell phone.


In their decision, the judges in New York stated the opinion that Goodell and the league had not denied Brady “fundamental fairness” when they chose to suspend him.


At 38 years old, it’s unclear how many seasons Brady has left in him, and the news that he’ll be forced to sit for a quarter of this year’s games is devastating to Pats fans.


You can expect some strong opinions to be voiced on social media over the weekend.


Tom Brady on Deflategate Suspension: I Give Up!

If you’re one of those football fans who was anticipating a Brady v. Goodell Supreme Court match-up more than any game on your team’s schedule this season, we’re afraid we have some bad news:



According to a statement issued moments ago, Patriots QB Tom Brady will no longer appeal his 4-game suspension stemming from the 2014 Deflategate scandal.


Brady’s suspension was overturned just prior to the 2015 season, which allowed the iconic quarterback to participate in all 16 regular season games and lead his team to the playoffs for the seventh straight year.


In April, however, the suspension was reinstated by a three-judge panel from the 2nd U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals in New York.


Following the decision, the only avenue left to Brady would’ve been another appeal which would have necessitated the Supreme Court agreeing to hear his case.


Perhaps sensing what a longshot situation he was in, Brady decided to opt out of that particular hail Mary.


“I have made the difficult decision to no longer proceed with the legal process,” he said in a statement issued moments ago.


Thus, as of today, Brady will officially be forced to sit for 2016 Pats games against the Cardinals, Dolphins, Texans and Bills.


We’re sure fans of those teams are breathing a sigh of relief.


The NFL alleges that Brady not only instructed his team’s equipment staff to deflate game balls in direct violation of league rules, but also hindered an investigation into the matter by destroying his cell phone.


In their decision, the judges in New York stated the opinion that Goodell and the league had not denied Brady “fundamental fairness” when they chose to suspend him.


At 38 years old, it’s unclear how many seasons Brady has left in him, and the news that he’ll be forced to sit for a quarter of this year’s games is devastating to Pats fans.


You can expect some strong opinions to be voiced on social media over the weekend.


This Couple Was Filmed Having Sex Outside a Library

Remember that video footage of a couple having sex in a church steeple?


The footage captured by a drone that was flying overhead?


Here. Take a look below in case you need a refresher:



The thing is, you couldn"t really tell that the couple was having sex in that video. It was just an educated guess.


Conversely, the couple featured in the video below is totally and completely and absolutely having sexual intercourse.


The footage was taken in Barcelona, in BROAD DAYLIGHT, and there"s no mistaking what"s going on between the man and the woman.


The former"s pants are down around his ankles and he"s thrusting away.



It"s rare to come across such clear footage of two people having sex on the Internet; not even the Kim Kardashian sex tape is of this sort of quality.


We sort of wonder what the person was thinking who got close enough to film it, but not as much as we wonder what the man and woman themselves were thinking.


They couldn"t even wait until it got dark outside?!?


Watch the very much NSFW video now:


This couple was filmed having sex outside library

Josh Duggar on Sexual Assaults: Not My Fault!

Earlier this week, In Touch reported that Josh Duggar may soon offer a televised apology during an appearance on his siblings’ TLC reality series.



That rumor was quickly debunked, as the network issued a statement assuring fans that Josh would not appear on Jill & Jessa: Counting On during the upcoming second season or at any time.


Many Duggar fans breathed a sigh of relief, but their joy at being spared further Josh BS may be short-lived.


You see, In Touch has come out with another report about Josh’s “canceled” appearance on the show, and this one is somehow more troubling than the first.


A source tells the tabloid that Josh will never be issuing an apology for his crimes.


But not because he knows his words would fall on deaf ears.



No, this insider claims that Josh refuses to beg forgiveness for the simple reason that he doesn’t feel he did anything wrong.


“One thing you probably won’t hear is that he’s actually sorry, as he believes that external forces were to blame for his behavior,” says the source.


Yes, Josh is really falling back on the old “devil made me do it” excuse.


Must be the kind of thing they teach in faith-based sex addiction rehab.


If that’s his way of thinking it’s probably for the best that Josh won’t be making any cameos on Counting On.


We can’t imagine a grown man going on TV and claiming that it’s not his fault hw molested his sisters and cheated on his wife would go over very well.


Even someone as delusional as Josh can recognize that.