Venus Williams lawfully entered the intersection where her SUV was T-boned by a Hyundai in which the passenger was killed … this according to just-released surveillance video and new police information. The video shows Venus’ black SUV entering…
Friday, July 7, 2017
Venus Williams" Fatal Car Crash Surveillance Video Shows Impact
Venus Williams lawfully entered the intersection where her SUV was T-boned by a Hyundai in which the passenger was killed … this according to just-released surveillance video and new police information. The video shows Venus’ black SUV entering…
Amy Schumer"s Bikini Day Pic is Not What You Expect
Wednesday was Bikini Day!
Plenty of people celebrated it as the most wonderful time of the year, because it’s July and if the entire Northern Hemisphere is going to be unbearably hot, then those of us who live here might as well make the most of it.
Amy Schumer’s contribution to Bikini Day was a little late and a little unorthodox, and might surprise you (or not surprise you at all), depending on how well you know Amy Schumer.
Amy Schumer’s brand is — well, it’s successful, for one thing.
But she’s known for being funny.
(Yes, we can all debate some of her jokes and comedy is subjective and blah-blah-blah, but she’s funny).
She’s know for being irreverent.
(A lot of comedy is)
And she’s known for being body-positive.
(With the possible exception of that time Amy Schumer body-shamed Khloe Kardashian for losing weight)
We think that her Bikini Day photo really, truly represents her brand.
Now, this is unusual in terms of bikini photos.
It’s mostly the angle that’s unorthodox.
Amy Schumer’s bikini photos in the past have been a little more traditional.
And we suppose that by “traditional,” we in part mean “taken at flattering angles.”
Some people look their best laying on their backs.
(But don’t tell a coworker that because it will sound sexual and you will deservedly get in trouble)
But every position in which you hold your body is going move things around, and maybe what makes your boobs look their best doesn’t do wonders for your butt.
In this case, though, Amy Schumer’s somehow managing to lay down and also slouch at the exact same time.
And yeah, it makes her abdomen look a little less smooth than usual.
Perhaps more to the point, her legs are open, as if the camera’s about to investigate what she’s got going on under those bottoms.
(If so, good for her!)
But the end result is something that’s bound to grab attention.
Which is about as on-brand as Amy Schumer gets.
Though it used to seem like they were perfect together, Amy Schumer and Ben Hanisch broke up last month.
That was a bit of a surprise — even we were taken aback.
(And we can be a little cynical sometimes)
But it just wasn’t expected, considering how much the two loved each other.
On the plus side, maybe they’ll both find their perfect partners, somewhere out there.
(Also, maybe we won’t be subject to any more too much information anecdotes about Amy Schumer’s oral sex habits … at least not in relation to Ben)
(Like, we’re not prudes, but there’s a time and a place, okay?)
Most people who take bikini photos of that nature are already so thoroughly settled down that they basically don’t care what people think of their bodies.
Amy Schumer’s message is different.
She’s not shy about showing her body for exactly what it is.
(She’s not shy about anything, let’s be real)
Besides, she knows that we’ve already all seen her more standard bikini pics.
She still looks good in both photos.
We wonder if her odd angle choice is going to catch on.
You never know what’s going to set a weird trend.
Maybe next year, or for the rest of the summer, Kendall Jenner’s bikini pics will be from that angle?
Or maybe Emily Ratajkowski’s huge boobs won’t stop her from getting jobs when they appear a little flatter when she assumes the Schumer pose.
But … probably not.
Jenelle Evans: Pregnancy Rumors Confirmed by David Eason?!
Those Teen Mom girls sure do stay busy, huh?
So far this year, Jenelle Evans, Chelsea Houska, and Briana DeJesus have given birth, and Kailyn Lowry is expecting another baby anytime now.
There have been rumors that Catelynn Lowell is pregnant again, too, and we wouldn’t be surprised to hear a real announcement sometime this year.
Leah Messer has been the subject of pregnancy rumors as well, and Chelsea has admitted to having baby fever.
And who knows when Maci Bookout could find herself with child again …
All the ladies from Teen Mom got their claim to fame by being 16 and Pregnant, and many of them are sticking with what they know — which, hey, it’s a valid life choice.
But according to the latest gossip, Jenelle could be the next girl to come out with a pregnancy announcement.
And that’s scary.
Right now, Jenelle has three children.
There’s Jace, who will turn 8 next month. Jenelle had him with one of her high school boyfriends, Andrew Lewis, and she signed custody over to her mother shortly after giving birth.
Then there’s three-year-old Kaiser, who she shares with Nathan Griffith.
Finally, there’s Ensley, the baby girl she and David Eason welcomed less than six months ago.
She’s certainly got her hands full, even with her mother maintaining custody of Jace.
So why add to her already full plate by throwing another baby in the mix?
We don’t know, but then again, we’ve never claimed to know the warped hellscape that exists in Jenelle’s head.
The point is that she’s already got three kids, including a toddler and an infant, and if we’re to believe all the recent clues, she’ll have herself a newborn in a few months.
The first clue can be found on Jenelle’s Instagram page — specifically in those dumb ads she always posts.
In a recent selfie, she promoted some weight loss tea, the kind that’s supposed to make your tummy flat. But she didn’t even show her tummy.
In another ad for a fitness supplement, she stood behind a counter in a baggy shirt, again completely hiding her midsection.
Then, in a patriotic selfie she posted on Snapchat, her followers noticed that her stomach looked different than it usually does — sort of like it contained a baby bump.
It’s all pretty suspicious.
Throw in the fact that Jenelle is known to fib about her pregnancies, and people have been on high alert for anything that could indicate that she is, in fact, with child.
And in a new photo David posted, we got just that.
Here’s the photo in question:
Cute enough, right? Considering the people in the photo.
And while Jenelle may be looking a little thicker in the photo than usual — she looks great, honestly — the real juicy stuff is in the caption.
“V.I.,” that’s what David wrote to describe this photo.
“Oh, big whoop,” you may be thinking. “The guy hit some letters on his phone while posting the photo and it’s supposed to be a clue that Jenelle is pregnant?”
But consider for a moment that the caption isn’t the result of David’s big fumbling man hands — instead, it could be a roman numeral.
V.I. is the roman numeral for six, which, as far as we know, doesn’t hold any real significance for the couple.
But Jenelle has two kids from previous relationships, as does David, and they have Ensley together … that’s five kids between them.
And the new baby growing in Jenelle’s uterus would make six.
It’s all just so very exciting, isn’t it?! Right now, right at this very moment, Jenelle Evans could be pregnant.
What a world.
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