These days, most of the stories we hear about Jenelle Evans and David Eason are downright sad.
But the latest is pretty damn funny
Whether it’s Jenelle denying that David assaulted her, or David using made up facts to defend his bizarre obsession with the Confederacy, every recent...
Jenelle Evans: Did She Create a Fake News Site Just to Defend David Eason?!
Monday, November 19, 2018
Jenelle Evans: Did She Create a Fake News Site Just to Defend David Eason?!
David Eason Flaunts Confederate Flag Again, Taunts Haters
David Eason has found himself mired in controversy once again.
Which is just the way he likes it, of course.
The close-minded and bigoted husband of Jenelle Evans has once again taken to Instagram in order to show love for the Confederate Flag.
Does he care that this is considered a...
David Eason Flaunts Confederate Flag Again, Taunts Haters
Tuesday, November 6, 2018
Jenelle Evans: Kailyn Lowry Has a Lesbian Crush on Me! David Eason Is Being Bullied!
Folks, Jenelle Evans is at it again.
As you may know, Jenelle deleted her Twitter and Facebook accounts and kept a low profile on Instagram in response to last month"s scandals involving her husband, David Eason.
But now, Jenelle is back, and she"s making up for lost time in a major way.
In the past 24 hours, Jenelle has returned to Twitter, attacked two of her co-stars in bizarre tirades, and claimed that Eason is being bullied by MTV for his "conservative" views.
It"s almost too much to keep track of, but don"t worry — we"ve been monitoring the insanity for you:
1. The Wrath of Jenelle
2. Back on Her BS
3. The Randy Feud
4. The Stalker
5. Jenelle Goes Off
6. Real News
Monday, November 5, 2018
David Eason: Harrassing Teen Mom 2 Producers? Hoping to Get Jenelle Evans Fired?!
It"s been nine months since David Eason got fired from Teen Mom 2, but it seems he"s still obsessed with his former gig.
Part of the reason, of course, is that David is still unemployed and thus has nothing else to keep him occupied.
But David"s fixation with the show also seems to have roots in his anger at producers.
For months now, he"s been ranting on social media about how unfair it was that he was axed from the show.
And it now it looks as though his anger might be creating an unsafe situation for TM2"s crew.
Take a look:
1. Dark Times on the Land
2. The Incident
3. The Call
4. The Aftermath
5. The Twist
6. Things Get Weirder …
Thursday, November 1, 2018
David Eason Threatens to Straight Up Kill Chelsea Houska"s Dad
David Eason is constantly on the attack these days.
First, according to a 911 call from Jenelle Evans, Eason attacked his own wife.
Then, he went after those who don"t believe in the concept of slavery by draping himself in a confederate flag.
From there, it was on to Kailyn Lowry.
Now, apparently intent on becoming the most hated and angry man on the Internet, the former MTV star has set his sights on… Chelsea Houska"s father, Randy?
Yes.
Scroll down to see just what Eason ranted and raved about in his latest Instagram diatribe…
1. This is Randy Houska
2. This is David Eason
3. So… How Did Their Paths Meets Online?
4. Here. See for Yourself.
5. Evans Became Aware of This Rumor and Subsequent Said on Snapchat:
6. Enter Randy
Wednesday, October 31, 2018
Jenelle Evans: Did She Just Reveal That David Eason Broke Her Jaw?!
Following the revelation that Jenelle Evans was hospitalized after a fight with David Eason, the Teen Mom 2 star has spent much of the past few weeks defending her husband against assault allegations.
Evans" efforts to convince her social media followers that Eason is a stand-up guy have grown increasingly desperate, and the more we learn about her home life, the more troubling the situation becomes.
Take a look:
1. Repairing His Reputation
2. Not Buying It
3. The Injury
4. The Call
5. The Proof
6. Horrifying
Saturday, October 27, 2018
David Eason: Forget About the Jenelle Evans Assault, Look How Trashy I Am!
It’s been a little over a week now since we first heard reports that Jenelle Evans was assaulted by her husband, David Eason.
And it’s still just really, truly awful.
From what we’ve been able to piece together from her heartbreaking 911 call and some statements she’s made, she and David were hanging out by a bonfire outside their home the weekend before last.
They were drinking, and apparently something happened to set David off.
According to Jenelle’s conversation with the 911 operator, he pinned her down out in the yard, “and I think I heard my f-cking collarbone crack.”
Even if he didn’t break her collarbone, it seems like he may have caused some sort of injury.
Ever since that incident, Jenelle’s been careful to cover up her neck and chest.
Still, it’s pretty clear she’s not leaving him, at least not any time soon.
After that call was released, she said that this whole thing has been a “misunderstanding,” and that they’d just gotten too drunk.
So drunk, apparently, that she tripped and fell into David, and that made both of them think they were fighting.
Yeah, it doesn’t make sense, but that’s her story and she’s sticking to it
She’s actually sticking to it so hard that she made an entire video in which she talked about how crazy it is that people think David could be abusive.
Honestly, this whole saga has been so scary and depressing, you know?
And David just made things even scarier with this bizarre photo he shared this morning on Instagram:
Yep, this guy is as creepy as ever, all wrapped up in a Confederate flag out in that sketchy shed in their yard.
In the caption for this photo, David wrote “Where I’m from is who I am and my family fought and died for this land.”
“Red white and blue comes in more than one pattern.”
He also urged his followers not to argue, “just get off my page if you don’t agree!”
There are lots of problems with this, right?
Just so many problems.
One, his family didn’t fight and die for “this land.”
Jenelle bought the land with Teen Mom money, and David just tagged along and rakes the yard sometimes.
Two, he’s trying to rock a Confederate flag here, which was from the Civil War — which most of us know really wasn’t a “fight and die for this land” kind of war.
It was more like a “fight and die for the right to own slaves” war, but he’s clearly trying to romanticize things, so whatever.
Three, if you really want to rep “red white and blue,” why have a flag for a group of treasonous people who didn’t even want to be a part of the U.S.?
Four, this photo is so cringy that we might literally die from it.
And in only got worse with the replies David made to his followers’ comments.
One person told him “Pretty sure your ‘land’ was stolen from the true Native Americans,” which is obviously a solid point.
However, David responded with “I bought my land with cash money,” so it seems like that point flew right over his head.
Also, again, it was definitely Jenelle’s money.
Then someone said that he seemed “mentally ill.”
“But ‘mentally ill’ is considered normal by the media and Democrats,” he replied.
Just … what?
After that, one person said that she wasn’t from the U.S. and didn’t really understand the problem with the flag.
That’s when things really got wild.
“There is no problem,” David wrote, “people who think its a racist flag are racist themselves.”
“It’s their way to pass the buck so they don’t seem so racist.”
What does that even mean?
Seriously, what is that supposed to mean? We don’t get it.
The thing is that while David is by no means the sharpest tool in the sketchy, sketchy shed, he’s not stupid, either.
He knows that this kind of behavior gets a lot of attention, and we’d imagine he wants attention on anything but those abuse allegations right now.
And on one hand, it kind of worked, because we are talking about, right?
But on the other hand … how is one person this terrible?
Friday, October 26, 2018
Jenelle Evans: Did David Eason Knock Her Teeth Out?
If you"re a Teen Mom 2 fan, then by now you"ve probably heard that Jenelle Evans was hospitalized earlier this month after allegedly being assaulted by her husband, David Eason.
Jenelle"s 911 call contained a chilling account of the events of that fateful night, but shortly after it went public, Jenelle entered damage control mode and began defending David.
Fans remain convinced that Eason is the perpetrator, however, and now, many believe that his assault may have been even more severe than initially thought.
Take a look:
1. The Troubled Couple
2. The Mystery Deepens
3. The Call
4. Drunk and Dramatic
5. Jenelle’s Version
6. Confessional
Wednesday, October 24, 2018
Jenelle Evans: Is She Being Blackmailed By David Eason?
It"s been a rocky few weeks for Jenelle Evans.
As you"ve likely heard by now, Evans was hospitalized earlier this month following an altercation with her husband, David Eason.
Jenelle"s 911 call seemed to paint a pretty clear picture of what happened:
Despite Evans" earlier claims of her husband"s innocence, David obviously got drunk, got angry, and attacked her.
Why then, did she come up with such elaborate excuses to explain her injuries — and why does she continue to cover for him?
We may never know for sure, but some fans think they"ve figured it out.
Take a look:
1. Hard Times
2. The Absolute Worst
3. The Aftermath
4. #FakeNews
5. A Team Effort
6. Jenelle’s Version
Monday, October 22, 2018
David Eason on Jenelle Evans Beating: I"m the REAL Victim Here!
Earlier this month, Jenelle Evans was hospitalized following a late-night altercation at her home.
Fans immediately suspected Jenelle"s famously temperamental husband David Eason of causing her injuries, but the Teen Mom 2 star insisted Eason wasn"t to blame.
However, on Friday, Jenelle"s 911 call was released to the public, confirming that she indeed called police in response to an alleged assault by David.
In the days that followed, thousands implored Jenelle to take her kids and run far away from Eason — but now it looks as though the couple is planning to pretend the incident never happened: