If there’s one thing we can say about Blac Chyna, it’s that she was absolutely made for reality television.
Well, there are actually many, many more things we can say about her, but instead of talking about her ass, let’s just try to stay on topic, OK?
Blac Chyna is very possibly the most dramatic person who ever lived. She’s prone to fits of rage, she doesn’t seem very stable, and while those are awful qualities, they make for excellent TV.
Who could forget the time on Rob & Chyna when she had that huge meltdown about Rob Kardashian texting bitches?
No one, and that’s because she’s at the top of her game.
And that’s why Kris Jenner reportedly wants to use her to save Keeping Up with the Kardashians.
As we keep hearing, the ratings for the Kardashian family’s show are lower than they’ve ever been — so low that they’re facing cancelation.
Even though they’ve been exploiting every family issue they possible, including Kim’s trauma after being robbed at gunpoint in Paris, it seems like viewers just don’t care as much as they used to.
That’s where Chyna comes in, because “they are hoping that Chyna can save the show.”
“E! has ordered a pickup of Rob & Blac,” a source explains. “Bunim Murray want to do it. Rob and Chyna want to do it.”
“Chyna has a deal for KUWTK. She will be on the next season of that no matter what. She has story lines. She has a four-year deal with E!.”
Unfortunately, a four-year contract doesn’t necessarily mean that Chyna is now a part of the family.
The source says that “The last thing Chyna really wants to do is hang out with the sisters and the mom. She just prefers to stay quiet.”
… This is Blac Chyna we’re talking about, right? Not some other unrelated Chyna?
Because hearing that Blac Chyna “prefers to stay quiet” is literally the most unbelievable thing we’ve ever heard.
Anyway, “Now that the relationship is sh-tty beween her and Rob,” the source thinks that “everyone is being a little sh-tty towards Chyna. Even Tyga is piling it on her too.”
“These guys are the big bullies on the street,” apparently. “They are playing bully ball.”
But this is all great news for Kris Jenner — “There is plenty of drama!”
Oh, Kris. What won’t you do for a pay check and some attention?
