The following story does not require much set-up.
A woman and her husband were recently going at it, tearing each other"s clothes off and set to engage in some very hot and extremely heavy intercourse…
… when the couple"s three-year old daughter walked in the bedroom.
YIKES! Also: LOL!
We"ll let the wife/mother explain in hilarious detail, courtesy of her viral Facebook post, where things went from there:
1. Say Hello to Emma Lou Harris and Her Husband
This was the photo Emma Lou Harris, a native of Ireland, posted along with the following tale of eroticism and embarassment.
2. First, The Build-Up…
“There’s an inevitable moment in every parents life when your children catch a glimpse of something you’d much rather they didn’t,” she wrote to open her Facebook post. “Something that the retinas of any grown adult human would need a full lifetime and then some to erase from their traumatised memory boxes but your own child? Fortnightly shrink sessions for life and replacement eyes are a must. And I would give serious consideration to hypnosis.”
3. Alcohol and This Husband-Executed Task?!?
I’d had two full beers that night and Joe had emptied the dishwasher without having to be asked. I knew right then and there it was game on. Pants . Off!
4. We’re Off to Sexy Town!
We shipped the kids to bed as quick as lightening and the very moment they slipped into a slumber, Mission slipping into other things commences for us as we hopped on straight down to sexy town.
5. We are DOING This… and We’re Doing It Well!
Things were getting heated. We were just getting to the bit of the act about half way through where you actually consider going professional and you wonder why you ain’t teaching these kinda moves on some sort of intense weekend course for beginners. Ye know, your about 2 mins in and all of a sudden bitches be thinking they some sort of Christian and Anastasia yoga instructors.
6. Right. So THIS is Why We’re Married.
It was getting hotter then Satan’s ball sack and I was trying to hold in the noises . There was nails digging and hair pulling and and headboards knocking and we were JUST about to be reminded whyyyyyyyyy the HELL I ever put up with this bollox leaving his crap all over the house when suddenly… Mammmmmmmmy??????????