Alice Marie Johnson wasted NO time catching up with her loved ones, moments after she was released from prison … courtesy of President Trump and Kim Kardashian West. Alice was driven a short distance away from Alabama’s…
Showing posts with label Walked. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Walked. Show all posts
Wednesday, June 6, 2018
Friday, May 18, 2018
Meghan Markle Will Be Walked Down Aisle by Prince Charles
Well this is a twist … Meghan Markle’s mom will not walk her down the aisle and give her away Saturday … instead Meghan’s gone the royal route. Kensington Palace just announced Prince Charles, Harry’s dad, will do the honors. The Palace…
Thursday, March 15, 2018
DJ Envy Explains Why He Walked Out of "Breakfast Club" Interview with Desus & Mero
DJ Envy stormed outta an interview with Desus and Mero on the ‘Breakfast Club’ to drive home one point — his wife is NOT to be messed with again. Envy tells TMZ … he’s cool with Desus and Mero now, but during Thursday morning’s episode he…
Monday, July 24, 2017
This Couple Was Having Hot Sex. Then, Its Toddler Walked In.
The following story does not require much set-up.
A woman and her husband were recently going at it, tearing each other"s clothes off and set to engage in some very hot and extremely heavy intercourse…
… when the couple"s three-year old daughter walked in the bedroom.
YIKES! Also: LOL!
We"ll let the wife/mother explain in hilarious detail, courtesy of her viral Facebook post, where things went from there:
1. Say Hello to Emma Lou Harris and Her Husband
This was the photo Emma Lou Harris, a native of Ireland, posted along with the following tale of eroticism and embarassment.
2. First, The Build-Up…
“There’s an inevitable moment in every parents life when your children catch a glimpse of something you’d much rather they didn’t,” she wrote to open her Facebook post. “Something that the retinas of any grown adult human would need a full lifetime and then some to erase from their traumatised memory boxes but your own child? Fortnightly shrink sessions for life and replacement eyes are a must. And I would give serious consideration to hypnosis.”
3. Alcohol and This Husband-Executed Task?!?
I’d had two full beers that night and Joe had emptied the dishwasher without having to be asked. I knew right then and there it was game on. Pants . Off!
4. We’re Off to Sexy Town!
We shipped the kids to bed as quick as lightening and the very moment they slipped into a slumber, Mission slipping into other things commences for us as we hopped on straight down to sexy town.
5. We are DOING This… and We’re Doing It Well!
Things were getting heated. We were just getting to the bit of the act about half way through where you actually consider going professional and you wonder why you ain’t teaching these kinda moves on some sort of intense weekend course for beginners. Ye know, your about 2 mins in and all of a sudden bitches be thinking they some sort of Christian and Anastasia yoga instructors.
6. Right. So THIS is Why We’re Married.
It was getting hotter then Satan’s ball sack and I was trying to hold in the noises . There was nails digging and hair pulling and and headboards knocking and we were JUST about to be reminded whyyyyyyyyy the HELL I ever put up with this bollox leaving his crap all over the house when suddenly… Mammmmmmmmy??????????
Saturday, February 25, 2017
Migos Sued Over Sexy Music Video, Allegedly Walked Off with High-Priced Wardrobe (VIDEO)
Migos are guilty of getting real bad and real boujee with the fancy shirts and shades they rocked on a music video shoot — ‘cause the stylist says they jacked $ 20k worth of gear. Migos co-starred in Niykee Heaton’s “Bad Intentions” vid, shot…
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