Yesterday, Farrah Abraham’s smarmy ex, Simon Saran confirmed that he’s done with Farrah and quitting the show that made him famous.
Yes, fans of Teen Mom: OG, we regret to report that the upcoming Being Simon special that’s somehow a thing is the last you’ll see of Mr. Saran on screen.
But that doesn’t mean you won’t be able to continue enjoying his always-amusing social media feuds.
It looks as though Simon’s beef with Amber Portwood has come to an end, but these days, he’s turned his attention to a much more deserving target.
Yes, now that his time on the show has reached it’s conclusion, Simon is squaring off against the Teen Mom end boss.
We’re talking, of course, about Farrah herself.
Unlike all of his other feuds, it doesn’t look like Simon started this one.
But he’s certainly hell-bent on having the last word.
“FYI Simon is not in my life and really is hurt I’ve moved on,” Farrah tweeted, possibly in response to yesterday’s interviews.
“Free ride is over! Stop talking about me if you’re over me lmao,” she added.
Demonstrating the dearth of wit for which he’s become semi-famous, Saran shot back:
“Worst free ride ever!”
As online comebacks go, it’s about the equivalent of a schoolyard “I know you are, but what am I?” but it was enough to get Farrah’s goat.
“Why are you trying to get attention, you’re pathetic & I’m a great mother, professional, friend & women. Go STOP using me for money.”
“What money?” Simon replied, prompting Farrah to call him “jealous” and accuse him of “stalking” her dates.
As you can see, this is some extremely high-minded Lincoln-Douglas debate stuff.
Farrah offered the above screen shot as proof that Simon is still texting her:
“Simon you wanna lie this is you just texting me,” she captioned the image.
“Get a life – no one wants your nasty low life style. Your hateful, user, fame whore.”
She added:
“Thanks 2 me you got your own ‘Being Simon’ special. Simon wants to be on TV so much! F–king joke! Be thankful not hateful.”
As a parting shot, she retweeted a fan who wrote:
“@F1abraham you and simon were in trouble when his tits got bigger then yours.”
Keep it classy, you two!
Watch Teen Mom: OG online for more of Farrah and Simon’s totes healthy relationship.