It sure must be a fertile time for the Keeping Up with the Kardashians clan, huh?
There must be something in the water in Calabasas … maybe literally.
After all, we can never, ever underestimate how far Kris Jenner will go to keep her family in the spotlight.
Let’s see, we just heard the news a couple of days ago that Kylie Jenner is pregnant with Travis Scott’s baby — we’re all still reeling from that, right?
Additionally, Kim Kardashian has all but confirmed that she and Kanye are expecting their third child via surrogate.
Kourtney has proven her fertility, and thanks to that steamy relationship with Younes Bendjima, there’s always a pretty good chance she could step out with a baby bump at any time.
And then Khloe has said that she’s no longer taking birth control, and she even took a trip to her doctor to verify that her reproductive system is 100% ready to go on the baby-making.
Rob has that painfully adorable baby Dream, and he’s made it more than clear that he’s ready to become a father again as soon as possible.
Thankfully, it seems like Kendall is focused on her career right now — she’d be the only one whose pregnancy announcement would be truly, truly shocking.
So let’s see, who does that leave?
Oh yeah, Scott Disick!
After all the time he’s spent with this family and all the drama he’s provided for Keeping Up with the Kardashians, not to mention the three children he shares with Kourtney, he’s definitely part of the family, right?
And thanks to these suspicious new photos, it looks like there’s a chance he could be the latest family member with big news!
In the photos, shared by TMZ, Scott was out at a fancy Miami restaurant with his latest gal pal, Sofia Richie.
They were all cuddled up, kissing and seemingly attached at the hip, which is … sweet? Nice?
After keeping up with Scott’s incredible downward spiral this year, it’s hard to know how to feel about something like this.
But the really interesting part in the photo is when Scott and Sofia are presented with a little cake … a cake served on a plate on which the words “Congratulations Scott and Sophia!” were written in frosting.
What is that?!
If you take a moment to think about it — you don’t even have to think about it too hard — there really aren’t that many reasons why a couple would be presented with something like this.
One: they’re engaged. Two: they’re pregnant.
That’s pretty much it.
It’s not like they’re celebrating an anniversary, unless they’re one of those “Happy One Week Anniversary!” couples.
Scott may be a total mess, but he has usually been smart (or at least protective) with his money, so it’s hard to imagine he bought a house or made any sort of investment with Sofia.
Nope, a pregnancy and/or an engagement really seem to be the only things that make sense here.
Throw in the fact that Scott just shared the very first photo of himself with Sofia on his Instagram page … it’s looking pretty suspicious.
A source also tells E! News that the two are “inseparable right now and not leaving each other’s side,” and that he “is totally romancing her and she is under his spell.”
Which, let’s be real, is a little bit gross.
Scott is a 34-year-old father of three with a very serious drinking problem, and Sofia is 19 years old and, as this insider claims, “she feels like she knows a different side of him and that they are good for each other.”
Because she alone can change his self-destructive ways, right?
Oh, honey …
Obviously we don’t know exactly what’s going on between these two, but we do know that there’s something going on that deserves some congratulating.
So … congrats, Scott and Sofia.
We guess.