WARNING:
This is about to get very awkward.
On the June 25, 2018 episode of Teen Mom 2, Javi Marroquin proposed to Briana DeJesus.
This is especially weird to read right now, considering Javi is expecting a baby with Lauren Comeau and his relationship with Briana has been over for months.
But the installment was filmed a long time ago and it"s worth revisiting exactly how this shocking proposal came to be.
Note that we wrote shocking and not romantic because… well… you"re about to find out why. This may not have been Javi"s finest moment.
Scroll down for a recap of these unexpected events…
1. What Is It About This Guy?!?
We don’t know if it says more about Javi or the women he chooses, but the dude has slept with Briana, Kailyn Lowry AND Comeau over the course of about six months. (Some) women just can’t resist him for some reason.
2. RIP, Javi and Briana
Their relationship burned hard and bright for a few months toward the end of 2017, but then it fizzled out. Briana has hinted that Javi wanted another kid, which was never on her mind, and has also said she never would have considered moving to his home state of Delaware.
3. But Wait a Second…
… let’s go back in time. Marroquin and DeJesus have been hot and heavy for the duration of this new Teen Mom 2 season, culiminating in a proposal that no one really saw coming this past Monday evening.
4. Check Out This Rock!
Ahead of possibly being deployed by the Air Force, Javi bought an engagement for his short-time girlfriend, telling his sister, who said it was too soon to pop the question.
5. A Surprise, Ruined
On this new episode, Javi asked for the blessing of Briana’s mother, Roxanne, which was guess was a noble and nice thing for him to do. But it backfired on him.
6. In What Way?
In this way: Roxanne told her daughter of Marroquin’s plans! She then asked Briana if she would say yes, to which DeJesus replied “I don’t know” and then simply added “it’s nobody’s business really.” (NOTE: This is not true, Bri. You literally said this in front of MTV cameras. It’s the business of anyone watching.)