Lauren Comeau is a bit weaker than usual at the moment.
That’s what happens when you give birth to a human being, as Comeau did back on November 15.
She and Javi Marroquin welcomed a son named Eli and he’s very cute and everyone is happy for her…
… except...
Lauren Comeau: I Can PROVE Javi Marroquin is Not a Cheater!
Wednesday, November 21, 2018
Lauren Comeau: I Can PROVE Javi Marroquin is Not a Cheater!
Monday, November 19, 2018
Javi Marroquin Relationship Timeline: Did He Get Lauren Pregnant While Still Boning Briana?!
The Teen Mom franchise has introduced us to some pretty sleazy baby daddies over the years.
And while Javi Marroquin may never be on par with David Eason or Adam Lind, he seems desperate to prove that he’s capable of truly sinister behavior.
As you may have heard, Javi’s...
Javi Marroquin Relationship Timeline: Did He Get Lauren Pregnant While Still Boning Briana?!
Sunday, November 18, 2018
Javi Marroquin Baby Name, Photo: REVEALED!
He has a name, folks.
And quite the adorable little face.
About a day after Javi Marroquin welcomed his second son into the world, the former Teen Mom 2 star has shared two critical pieces of information about the tyke:
1. His name.
2. His photo.
Upon first announcing the birth of his second child (Javi also has a five-year old son named Lincoln with Kailyn Lowry), Marroquin said he and girlfriend Lauren Comeau had not yet come up with a name for the newborn.
But that has now changed.
Along with the totally adorable snapshot below, Javi wrote the following caption on Instagram last night.
Take note of the first word in it…
Eli Joseph Marroquin, I didn’t know I could love another human as much as I do your brother.
My heart only got bigger yesterday and now I have another little boy to help guide and mold to become a gentleman! I love you Eli so much!
How very sweet, right?
Comeau, meanwhile, shared this same photo (along with the others below) and wrote her own caption that address her first kid.
It reads as follows:
And just like that, my heart is completely full. Nothing will ever top this moment, a moment I’ve prayed for, for a very long time. I love you E.
And thank you my love for supporting me through the craziest two days of my life.
Comeau and Marroquin dated for several weeks last summer and then rekindled their romantic flame late this past winter.
(While Javi was still dating Briana DeJesus, some people named Briana DeJesus might say.)
They announced they were expecting on May 30 and then revealed they were expecting a boy a couple months later.
Lauren was due on December 1, but had her labor induced on November 15.
In a chat with Radar Online, Comeau admitted that induction was a tad scary, but “it’s been incredible” overall to be a mother so far, adding:
“I was nervous about having to start from zero at the hospital, but we had a really great experience…
“His first overnight was amazing. We all three slept in between nurse visits. He’s latching great. He’s a happy, healthy boy!”
Marroquin also shared the above image of Eli asleep in his daddy’s arms.
Life doesn’t get much better than this.
In the wake of Javi become a dad again, Lowry Tweeted “congrats,” while DeJesus figured out some math in regard to when Comeau gave birth and when she split from Marroquin and basically accused him of cheating on social media.
But Javi doesn’t seem too concerned about that right now.
He has something far more important to focus on.
For the next few minutes, months and many years.
“I shed some tears,” Marroquin told Radar of his reaction when Eli was born.
“For those that don’t know, I’m not an emotional person anymore at all and just seeing my son come out really had me in my feeling.”
Well, yeah. Of course man! You’re only human.
In conclusion, the couple explained how they chose their little one’s name on Friday:
“Joseph after my dad, who goes by Joe, and my grandfather’s middle name,” Comeau told Radar, adding:
“We’ve been set on the middle name for months, but the first name has rotated like every month or so.
“I really wanted to name him something that could be shortened to a nickname, but we love Eli by itself.”
Saturday, November 17, 2018
Briana DeJesus to Javi Marroquin: Congrats... On Being a Cheater!
Briana DeJesus has a message for Javi Marroquin on the occasion of her ex-boyfriend becoming a father for the second time.
But it isn’t exactly congratulatory.
A day after Javi and Lauren Comeau welcomed a baby boy into the world, DeJesus took to Twitter and strongly accused Marroquin of cheating on her.
Sort of a strange reaction, given the blessed development for the former Teen Mom 2 cast member?
Yes, but Briana thinks she has new proof that Javi stepped out on her with Comeau earlier this year.
You see, Javi and Lauren dated for a couple months in the summer of 2017.
After they split, Marroquin started getting down and dirty with DeJesus, a relatively new star on the aforementioned MTV hit.
And then not long after they split, Javi returned to Comeau’s bed.
But DeJesus now says on Twitter that the relationships overlapped. To wit:
Fans will likely remember that Briana traveled down to Miami for some plastic surgery on the date she cites above.
Her and Javi were very much on the outs at the time, but he showed up in Florida to support her, making it seem as if he wanted things to work out between the D-Listers.
So now we can do some math:
Comeau gave birth on November 15. She was due on December 1, however, which is 10 months after Javi and Briana were in Miami together, attempting to work things out.
According to DeJesus, this means Javi and Lauren were clearly back in touch, if not already having sex again, considering how soon she got knocked up after this Florida trip.
And according to DeJesus, this is evidence that Marroquin’s feelings for her were totally fake, as you can see by her follow-up Tweet before:
Again, there does seem to be a bit of time in between Marroquin and DeJesus’ break-up here.
Moreover, the status of Javi and Briana during the infamous Florida vacation remains unknown. Were they really, truly, 100% together?
We may never know, but Javi, at worst, wasted VERY little time in moving on from DeJesus.
But this doesn’t exactly come as a surprise to anyone who has followed the rocky journey of Briana, Javi and even Kailyn Lowry.
We’re pretty sure Marroquin was doing all THREE women at one point.
Lowry, though, did send an actual note of “Congrats” to Comeau and Marroquin after their unnamed son was born this week.
Those two, who share a son of their own, are on solid enough terms these days.
“It’s been amazing,” Marroquin told Radar Online about becoming a dad once again, adding:
“I even shed some tears. For those that don’t know, I’m not an emotional person anymore at all and just seeing my son come out really had me in my feelings.”
That’s great to hear.
Still, will rumors of Javi being disloyal to Comeau ever go away?
We continue to send the couple our best wishes — but other people continue to have questions…
Friday, November 16, 2018
Javi Marroquin and Lauren Comeau Welcome First Child!
The Teen Mom family just got a little bit bigger.
Kind of.
Sort of.
Javi Marroquin, who appeared on many episodes of Teen Mom 2 as Kailyn Lowry"s ex-husband and who shares custody of son Lincoln with Kailyn, has welcomed his second child into the world.
He and girlfriend Lauren Comeau just confirmed the blessed news.
Is it a boy? A girl? What are the measurements? The name?
Scroll down to find out everything we know about the baby, the couple and everything related to this trio…
1. The New Parents
2. So… What Is It?
3. What Does He Weigh?
4. How is Everyone Doing?
5. Okay, Okay, But What’s the Name?
6. What’s the History Here?
Monday, October 29, 2018
Javi Marroquin: Is He Cheating on Lauren Comeau With Madison Channing Walls?!
Following a period of time in which he often appeared to be juggling multiple women at once, Javi Marroquin is now engaged to Lauren Comeau.
Sometimes former players are able to grow up, settle down, and make reliable spouses.
But it"s equally possible that Javi still has some wild oats to sow.
Either way, fans will be scrutinizing his every move — especially when he spends the weekend partying with a very recent ex.
Check it out:
1. The Happy Couple
2. Making It Work
3. Moving Fast
4. The Big Announcement
5. All Talk?
6. Changing His Ways
Thursday, October 25, 2018
Javi Marroquin: I"m Getting in on Farrah Abraham"s Big Fight! [Exclusive]
Farrah Abraham will make her boxing debut in just over two weeks …
Who"s excited?
We know that Farrah has been training hard for this for a long time now, and that she"ll be going up against Nicole "Hoopz" Alexander from the first season of Flavor of Love.
And now we know another very interesting bit of information about the fight.
So what does Javi Marroquin have to do with it?!
1. We See You, Javi!
2. Awww
3. No Big Deal
4. Busy Busy
5. Baaaaaaaaby!
6. Thanks!
Thursday, September 27, 2018
Javi Marroquin Achieves #PeakBro Status, Opens CrossFit Gym
If you’re anything like us, you’ve avoided CrossFit and its enthusiasts with the sort of aggressive disdain that most folks reserve for sanctimonious vegans or people who love to tell you about their dreams.
But for reasons we don’t fully understand, the fitness brand is wildly popular these days, and Javi Marroquin is looking to capitalize on the trend.
Javi took to Instagram this week to announce that he’s opening his own CrossFit gym in Smyrna, Delaware, which is apparently a place.
Marroquin announced the news with a triumphant video addressed to his followers.
“DREAM COME TRUE!” Javi captioned the announcement below.
“So I’m taking a big leap here and going to open up my own business,” he continued.
“This has always been in the back of my mind for years.
“I was always scared to take the first jump and go after it. After talking with my family and loved ones, @crossfitkillshot will be opening soon in Smyrna, DE!”
Javi elaborated on the news in the video itself, adding:
“I am going to go ahead and open my own CrossFit affiliate called CrossFit Killshot,” said an exuberant Javi.
Marroquin goes on to encourage fans to follow the IG page for his new business venture, adding:
“Stay tuned for more updates.”
Sounds pretty straightforward, but to be honest we have a lot of questions:
Is Javi prepared for his insurance to skyrocket after a soccer mom from Dover inevitably takes a kettlebell to the skull?
And what in the hell inspired the douchetastic name Killshot?
Is it inspired by Eminem’s Machine Gun Kelly diss track of the same name?
If so, we’re gonna have to go ahead and encourage all Delaware residents to boycott Javi’s gym on general principle.
But the most important question of all, of course, is — what does Lauren Comeau think of all this?
As you’re probably aware, Javi and Lauren are expecting their first child together, and they recently bought a house.
So even though they’re not officially man and wife, their finances are pretty well intertwined.
Hopefully, Javi consulted Lauren before jumping into this thing.
Sounds like a no-brainer, but all those years of six-digit reality show earnings may have blinded him to the financial concerns of regular folk.
Sunday, September 23, 2018
Javi Marroquin to Kailyn Lowry: I"m So Sick of Your Sh-t!
Javi Marroquin may finally have had it with Kailyn Lowry.
The MTV veteran sounds like he"s sick and tired and truly done with his ex-wife.
What has prompted Javi to arrive at this point?
Why does he sound angrier than ever at the woman with whom he shares a son named Lincoln?
Marroquion is more than happy to explain down below, as both he and The Hollywood Gossip give readers some background on why the exes are – yes, once again – at major odds…
1. A Letter of Love?
2. Wait, What is This Book About?
3. Okay, Fair Enough. What Does This Have to Do with Javi?
4. But Weren’t They on Pretty Good Terms of Late?
5. So, Why Are They Feuding Now?
6. What Else Did She Write?
Saturday, September 22, 2018
Kailyn Lowry: I Knew I Never Should Have Married Javi Marroquin!
Kailyn Lowry has always been open about her feelings … super, super open.
And now, in her upcoming book, she"s being more open than ever.
In some new excerpts from the book, titled A Letter of Love, she writes about her relationship with Javi Marroquin, and how it"s evolved over the years.
Let"s just say that this girl is holding nothing back …
1. These Crazy Kids
2. A Romance for the Ages
3. Moving Fast
4. Not So Great
5. So Sad
6. The End
Thursday, August 23, 2018
Javi Marroquin: I Slept With Kailyn Lowry While I Was Dating Briana DeJesus!
If you"re a Teen Mom 2 fan, we probably don"t need to tell you that Javi Marroquin gets around.
Or perhaps we should say he used to get around.
These days, Javi is engaged to Lauren Comeau and the couple has a baby on the way.
But in his wilder days (read: about six months ago) Javi was hooking up with anything and everything.
We"ve known for a while that Javi hooked up with Kailyn long after their marriage came to an end, but now Marroquin is finally spilling details about the affair.
And the timing of the whole thing is raising some serious questions and re-igniting old feuds …