Showing posts with label Achieves. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Achieves. Show all posts

Thursday, September 27, 2018

Javi Marroquin Achieves #PeakBro Status, Opens CrossFit Gym

If you’re anything like us, you’ve avoided CrossFit and its enthusiasts with the sort of aggressive disdain that most folks reserve for sanctimonious vegans or people who love to tell you about their dreams.


But for reasons we don’t fully understand, the fitness brand is wildly popular these days, and Javi Marroquin is looking to capitalize on the trend.



Javi took to Instagram this week to announce that he’s opening his own CrossFit gym in Smyrna, Delaware, which is apparently a place.


Marroquin announced the news with a triumphant video addressed to his followers.


“DREAM COME TRUE!” Javi captioned the announcement below.


“So I’m taking a big leap here and going to open up my own business,” he continued.



“This has always been in the back of my mind for years.


“I was always scared to take the first jump and go after it. After talking with my family and loved ones, @crossfitkillshot will be opening soon in Smyrna, DE!”


Javi elaborated on the news in the video itself, adding:


“I am going to go ahead and open my own CrossFit affiliate called CrossFit Killshot,” said an exuberant Javi.



Marroquin goes on to encourage fans to follow the IG page for his new business venture, adding:


“Stay tuned for more updates.”


Sounds pretty straightforward, but to be honest we have a lot of questions:


Is Javi prepared for his insurance to skyrocket after a soccer mom from Dover inevitably takes a kettlebell to the skull?



And what in the hell inspired the douchetastic name Killshot?


Is it inspired by Eminem’s Machine Gun Kelly diss track of the same name?


If so, we’re gonna have to go ahead and encourage all Delaware residents to boycott Javi’s gym on general principle.


But the most important question of all, of course, is — what does Lauren Comeau think of all this?



As you’re probably aware, Javi and Lauren are expecting their first child together, and they recently bought a house.


So even though they’re not officially man and wife, their finances are pretty well intertwined.


Hopefully, Javi consulted Lauren before jumping into this thing.


Sounds like a no-brainer, but all those years of six-digit reality show earnings may have blinded him to the financial concerns of regular folk.



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Monday, September 10, 2018

John Legend Achieves EGOT Status

John Legend just joined a group of elite performers … with a Tony, Oscar, Grammy and now an Emmy award to his name.  Legend completed the accomplishment Sunday night when he took home an award for Outstanding Variety Special (Live) for his…


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Wednesday, April 13, 2016

Kate Middleton Feeds Baby Elephant, Achieves World Peace

Upon seeing this photo, leaders the world over decided to create a universal flag in its likeness.



JK, but wouldn’t that be super?


Today, the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge fed orphaned baby elephants and rhinos during a visit to the Centre for Wildlife Rehabilitation and Conservation, at Kaziranga National Park in Guwahati, India.


Catherine wore Topshop’s embroidered print midi dress (available at Nordstrom) with espadrilles by Dune London, her second outfit change of the day after going on a safari earlier this morning.



According to People‘s Simon Perry, once everyone was in their jeeps, Catherine squeezed William’s thigh and said, “we’re all safe,” and they both grinned.


When a rhino blocked the jeep’s path from a mere 50 yards away, Catherine was in awe.



“This is amazing!” she said.  “It’s amazing to be this close!”


Conservation and the fight against poaching is a cause close to William’s heart, as he is patron of the Tusk Trust, which works to protect African wildlife.


William and Catherine are on day three of their royal tour of India and Bhutan, having spent the night at Diphlu River Lodge.


Before they head to Bhutan on April 14th, the royal couple will enjoy some down time, having undergone back-to-back engagements since April 10th.


The conservation setting is one that the Cambridges are love; William proposed to Catherine while on holiday in Kenya in October 2010.