The Teen Mom franchise has introduced us to some pretty sleazy baby daddies over the years.
And while Javi Marroquin may never be on par with David Eason or Adam Lind, he seems desperate to prove that he’s capable of truly sinister behavior.
As you may have heard, Javi’s...
Javi Marroquin Relationship Timeline: Did He Get Lauren Pregnant While Still Boning Briana?!
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Monday, November 19, 2018
Javi Marroquin Relationship Timeline: Did He Get Lauren Pregnant While Still Boning Briana?!
Thursday, March 23, 2017
Bonner Bolton: Very Likely Boning Sharna Burgess!
Bonner Bolton and Sharna Burgess may not have scored especially high with the judges on Monday night’s Dancing with the Stars premiere.
But they are almost definitely scoring with each other.
In the bedroom. Via sexual intercourse.
Rumors of a romantic relationship between the Dancing with the Stars partners made the rounds of the Internet nearly as soon as this week’s opening episode concluded.
For one thing, the chemistry between the bull rider and the professional dancer was apparent to anyone that tuned in.
It was even a topic of discussion for both Bolton and Burgess when speaking to reporters after completion of their Cha Cha.
“I was telling her before we started tonight, ‘I can’t look at you for too long. I might get distracted,” Bolton said, explaining:
“That’s why I might miss some of my steps. She’s obviously beautiful.”
For her part, Burgess acknowledged there was “really obvious chemistry” between the stars, but said she was trying to keep things “professional.”
Then, of course, there was CrotchGrabGate.
A backstage camera captured Bolton running his hand over a certain private part on Monday, only for Burgess to gently place Bonner’s fingers elsewhere.
You can very clearly see the interaction here:
Did Bolton accidentally touch his partner in her most sacred region? Maybe.
Or did he sort of forget there was a television camera around and simply caress his lover as if they were hanging out in the living room together? That’s our theory.
And the fact that Bolton and Burgess were spotted out on Tuesday evening at the Cowboy Palace Saloon in Chatsworth, California only backs up this belief.
According to Entertainment Tonight and photos snapped by Splash News, the rumored couple was in good spirits, taking to the dance floor to show off Bolton’s newly-perfected skills.
Moreover, Burgess was full of smiles when the 29-year-old athlete whispered in her ear as they waltzed around the country western establishment.
An onlooker says Bolton wrapped his arms around his Australian dancing partner at one point, prompting Burgess to hold in to Bolton’s hand in response.
She didn’t move it away at all this time around!
Neither Sharna nor Bonner has confirmed that he or she has seen the other one naked, but the former did defend the latter against accusations that he purposely accosted her in the above video.
“Anyone who has the ridiculous idea that it was intentional…is straight up stupid,” Burgess Tweeted in reply to the hullabaloo surrounding Bolton’s hand movements.
She added:
“It was innocent. @bonner_bolton’s a true southern gentleman & was so embarrassed that it even happened let alone got caught on camera for gossips to gawk at.”
For the record, we do believe the grab was intentional.
But in a sweet way.
In a way that reveals what the stars really might as well come out and say at this point:
They are totally getting it on!
Tuesday, January 3, 2017
Fifty Shades Darker Trailer: So. Much. Boning.
The extended trailer for Fifty Shades Darker is here, having debuted during The Bachelor season premiere, and it is pretty spectacular.
If you like terrible acting and boning in public places.
The first Fifty Shades Darker trailer dropped in September, and now we have a longer look at the super sexy Valentine"s Day release.
As you"d expect, the movie looks beyond terrible, yet guaranteed to rake in a hundred million bucks on its opening weekend alone.
That"s just the way it is with EL James" masterpiece.
Jamie Dornan, sporting a little facial hair this time, continues to phone in his performance as billionaire S&M bad boy Christian Grey.
But hey, he looks good and does "damaged" well.
The trailer, set to the new Taylor Swift and Zayn Malik duet “I Don’t Wanna Live Forever,” sets the stage for a hot and crazy ass romp.
Kim Basinger makes her debut as the older woman who indoctrinated Christian into the BDSM lifestyle, and other threats are posed.
A violent stalker takes aim (literally) at Ana and Christian, while another would-be love interest attempts to steal her away from him.
Oh, and there is boning. Lots and lots of boning.
Often times, this takes place – or at least the foreplay, or precursor to the inevitable boning – in public places no one would ever suspect.
To quote Ana, this time: No rules, no secrets.
Only sex. Lots and lots and lots of sex.
Thursday, March 3, 2016
Ben Higgins & Lauren Bushnell: Engagement in Peril Over Dual "I Love Yous," Final 3 Boning?
The Bachelor star Ben Higgins has recently come out and declared that he’s engaged … but will it last after the finale actually airs?
Are The Bachelor spoilers missing one key component of how the saga of Ben, Lauren Bushnell and Jojo Fletcher ends in two weeks?
It’s all over celebrity gossip headlines this week that Ben Higgins BROKE ALL THE RULES and told both women that he loved them.
First, a quick aside: Tremendous job by the editors and writers to come up with a halfway original storyline in a season that lacked one.
Well handled, everyone! Let’s have a round of applause!
In all seriousness, whether this intense love triangle was scripted or not, the show itself has been the cause of many couples’ demise.
That is why, as people are clamoring to know who Ben Higgins chooses on the finale, there have been all kinds of fan theories surfacing.
There’s even been talk of Ben Higgins pulling a Jason Mesnick and dumping Lauren Bushnell for Jojo Fletcher after the filming stopped.
Most likely, that’s over the top. But seeing Ben all about Jojo may be enough to plant seeds of doubt in her mind that are all too real.
Lauren, the long-rumored winner, may not be too thrilled to see Ben’s declarations of love for her rival play out on TV week in and week out.
It would make anyone rethink their relationship, no?
The fact that Ben very likely railed all THREE finalists including Caila Quinn in the Fantasy Suite has to be tough enough to handle.
Full-scale declarations of LOVE for Jojo, though?
Yes, it’s a television show and edited for maximum dramatic effect. Yes, he started out dating 25 women and chose her on the finale.
These are facts, but it can still be hard to accept.
How would Lauren not wonder at least a little bit, deep down, if her fiance still harbored lingering feelings for this year’s runner-up?
Not to mention … Ben making his decision because his mother told him to is a twist we would love to see her reaction to in person.
Sources close to the couple say that their engagement is hanging by a thread and – off the record – a wedding would be a surprise.
Given the show’s track record after 30 seasons, we can’t imagine they’ll make it to the altar, even though we do wish them all the best.
Think they’ll make it? Or is there an epic twist in store on the season finale that no one will see coming and add new layers to the drama?
Tuesday, October 27, 2015
Tyga to Blac Chyna & Future: Happy Boning!
Sources close to mediocre rapper Tyga say that he’s cool with Future dating Blac Chyna, the mother of his son King, and why shouldn’t he be?
Dude’s got one Kylie Jenner all over him at home.
Not surprisingly, there were rumblings of a feud between Tyga and Future as soon as rumors surfaced about the latter flopping around on Blac Chyna.
Because Tyga and Future are said to be pretty tight – they collaborated on the single “Show You” – it felt like a particularly bad bro code violation.
Or not. Tyga gives “zero f–ks” about this.
That’s how a TMZ source put it when questioned regarding Future’s relationship with Chyna, with whom he has a longstanding beef as well as a son.
The reason is simple: Tyga is penetrating Kylie and getting stimulated left and right and that’s the only thing he gives any f–ks about in this era.
In fact, he’s even opening to collaborating with Future on another song if the circumstances align, proving that he’s all about the money.
And the Kylie. As for Jenner and Blac?
That feud seems to have cooled for the time being, but with tension levels that high, one can only imagine it will erupt again in the … future. Sorry.
Tuesday, October 6, 2015
Lindsay Vrckovnik Denies Any and All Scott Disick Boning
Lindsay Vrckovnik would like to set her dating record straight.
Yes, the 18-year old model has been hanging out with Scott Disick. Yes, she has been spotted at clubs with him, looking awfully close and cozy.
But, no, TMZ quotes Vrckovnik as saying: she is NOT dating the horribly annoying reality star.
She claims to not even have slept with him.
Disick was first seen with Lindsay Vrckovnik late last month, dining with him at an East Village restaurant before parting all night at 1 OAK Nightclub.
They then traveled to Miami and continued their romance… according to various reports, that is.
But Vrckovnik insists she has never hooked up with Kourtney Kardashian’s three-time baby daddy.
She says she was simply traveling with some models; met Disick in The Big Apple; and he chose to follow the group to Florida.
Vrckovnik, who hails from Canada, even claims she has a boyfriend and photos of her and Disick that have surfaced online have created tension in their relationship.
Which we can understanding, considering how close Lindsay and Scott appear to be in certain images.
But Vrckovnik labels these pictures as “misleading,” hoping to make it clear she has no interest in Lord Douchebag.
As for Kourtney? Insiders say she has one reaction to rumors of Disick having moved on with Vrckovnik: Eh, whatever, dude.
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