In case you haven’t heard, Farrah Abraham wants to be a boxer now.
But before you get too excited about the prospect of seeing the widely-despised former Teen Mom OG get her ass handed to her in a legitimate bout, you should know that — like just about everything else in Farrah’s life — boxing is just an excuse to take her clothes off.
That’s Farrah training for her upcoming fight against Nicole “Hoopz” Alexander one of the stars of VH1’s rightly-forgotten reality show Flavor of Love.
Now you may think it’s a little absurd for Farrah to prepare for a boxing match with her ass hanging out, but like we said, this is not your average bout.
Like Conor McGregor in the run-up to his fight with Floyd Mayweather, Farrah is more valuable as a marketer than as a fighter.
And to her credit, the woman is taking full advantage of this opportunity to boost her profile and line her pockets.
The reason Farrah is so very nearly bare-assed as she squares off with her trainer is that the session was live-streamed on Camsoda.
As you may recall, Farrah was fired from Teen Mom OG for her refusal to stop hosting one-woman sex shows on the site.
So it makes sense that these days she’s doubled-down and basically lives her life on Camsoda.
And so, for a one-time fee, Farrah’s horniest fans were able to watch her work out in various stages of undress.
We guess it’s a good thing Sophia’s mom is cashing in while she can because the fight itself — which is scheduled to take place in Atlantic City in November — is almost certain to be a bust.
Sources say Farrah wanted to fight Lindsay Lohan or Paris Hilton, and her team made lucrative offers to both women.
But even those has-beens were unwilling to step into the ring, and that’s how Farrah wound up squaring off with Hoopz.
We’re sure Ms. Abraham is thinking this is how the second stage of her career will begin, but we’re guessing those PPV figures aren’t gonna deliver in the way that she’s expecting.
