Woman Gives Birth to SIX Kids in 26 Months. For Real.

Remember that woman who went into labor in the woods… fought of insects and other animals… gave birth… and lived to tell about it?

She was very tough.

But you’ll forgive Danesha Couch if she laughs at that woman’s so-called difficulties.

Not because Couch is insensitive. 

If anything, she has a greater appreciation for mothers and parenthood than nearly anyone else on the planet.

What prompts us to say this?

Because Danesha Couch has given birth to THREE sets of twins… in a 26-month span.

We’re not kidding. We’re not making this up.

The Kansas native has welcomed six children into the world in just over two years.

They are: one-month-old newborns, Dalanie and Darla; one-year-olds Delilah and Davina; and her two-year-old, Danarius (whose twin brother sadly passed away).

Couch did not undergo any fertility treatments to achieve these results.

She says people are calling her a “freak of nature” because there’s a one in 88,000 chance of a woman having three sets of twins.

Those odds actually are not as high as we would have guessed them to be.

Did we mention that Couch is only 20 years old?

Still, she doesn’t have any regrets, except for maybe how close together she had the children.

“My regrets would be timing, but I’m really happy that I can even create babies or have life because some women can’t do that,” Couch told a local TV station.

That’s a pretty great perspective for her to take, wouldn’t you say?

Couch does at least say she’s done having kids… for at least the next decade.

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Wait, What?! The Martian Director Says He Knew About Water On Mars "Months Ago" — Did NASA Hold Out For Publicity?

Uhm, come again?

Yesterday brought HUGE news as NASA announced that they could finally confirm there was liquid water on the surface of Mars.

When the news broke, there were several people who believed that NASA knew about this for a while and they were just waiting for the most opportune moment to release their findings.

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This theory is backed up by the fact that that Matt Damon‘s upcoming sci-fi flick The Martian — about an astronaut stranded on Mars — hits theaters Friday!

This was just too much of a coincidence for many people and the director of the movie, Ridley Scott, didn’t help this theory when he revealed:

“I knew that months ago.”

Wha??

Scott went on to say:

“When I first talked to NASA, we got into all kinds of stuff and I said, ‘So I know you’ve got down there [these] massive glaciers.’ And he said, ‘Yeah, that the massive white thing [on the surface of Mars] that gets covered with dust, we think that’s ice.’ And I said, ‘Wow! Does that mean there was an ocean?’ Are we right now what Mars was 750 million years ago?’ And they went, ‘Uh, good question.’ So they want to go up there and find out.”

Unfortunately for the 77-year-old, he didn’t find out about the water on Mars until after the film had gone into production. When asked if it would have changed some of the story, he said:

“[Damon’s astronaut] would’ve found the edge of a glacier, definitely. It would be fascinating,” said Scott. “But then I would’ve lost a great sequence. He has to make water, and the steaming device, and put up the plastic tents, which creates the humidity, which grows the plants, which is the most basic form of irrigation.”

We wonder how long NASA actually knew about this! What else are they keeping from us?! Conspiracy theory time!

What do you think? Are you surprised that this information was kept secret until they could generate a little more press for the space program by releasing it before The Martian?

[Image via Dominic Chan/WENN20th Century Fox.]