Showing posts with label 'Tropical'. Show all posts
Showing posts with label 'Tropical'. Show all posts

Saturday, March 19, 2016

Amy Schumer on Tropical Vacay... With Jerry Seinfeld!

As if in some sort of never-imagined tropical comedy dream, Amy Schumer and Jerry Seinfeld have been goofing around on a beach somewhere surrounded by a gorgeous turquoise ocean.


Check out this amazing photo she posted to Instagram:



In the caption, she wrote:


“We can fly we can fly we can fly oh look it’s the creator of http://www.babybuggy.org/how-to-help/give-gear/ @jessseinfeld @bridgeteverett who is @poppy_louise mom a struggling comic and @benhanisch” 


Since we speak celeb (kind of, we took a crash course), allow us to translate.


The Trainwreck star is having a grand old time with her boyfriend Ben Hanisch, fellow comic and BFF Bridget Everett, Jessica Seinfeld and “struggling comic” Jerry Seinfeld.


We admit it, we’re jealous.


While Amy doesn’t specify the locale, the presence of a pig in one of her pics leads us to believe they are somewhere in the Bahamas, home of Pig Beach, where the swine roam free.



Meanwhile, Ben posted a pic of a yacht deck with an ocean view and wrote simply, “Somewhere in paradise..”


Amy and the furniture designer went public with their relationship back in January, and the two seem positively smitten. 


Ben has even gushed about Amy on social media.


“Sometimes in life you get extremely lucky, and the smartest, funniest, most beautiful woman comes along when you least expect it,” he wrote as a caption to an Instagram photo on New Year’s Day.


Totes in love and laughing it up with Jerry Seinfeld on an island? Oh my god, Amy, you’ve become one of those.


(JK, we still love her to pieces.)


Monday, January 25, 2016

Kate to the Queen: I Want a Tropical Vacation NOW!!!

You’d be forgiven for thinking the Duchess of Cambridge sounds a little bit like Veruca Salt, if this new report is anything to go by.



Celebrity Dirty Laundry claims that Catherine is “demanding a Royal holiday with Prince George and Princess Charlotte” after seeing personal photos shared by Princess Madeleine of Sweden on Facebook.


Madeleine, who married Anglo-American Chris O’Neill in June 2013, approaches her position with a more laid-back attitude, partially because there is a larger demand for photos of the British royals.


On January 20th, Her Royal Highness posted personal photos from a family vacation in the Maldives, after being pursued by the paparazzi.  


“Family time, sadly interrupted,” Madeleine wrote on Facebook. “What a pity we weren’t just asked for photos, because here are some sweet ones.”


The mom showed off photos of her two children, Princess Leonore (who turns 2 next month) and Prince Nicolas, 7 months, enjoying the warm weather.



CDL alleges that Catherine wants to show off “casual photos” of her own family, which is hard to imagine given how fiercely protective she and William are of their two children.


Another point to negate this story is that Catherine takes an annual holiday with her own family to the Caribbean island of Mustique around this time of year


Since reasonable explanations are boring, let’s just pretend Catherine is stomping her feet inside Kensington Palace and throwing iPads at her aides, screaming, “I’m natural! I let my children eat ice cream on the beach! MY FAMILY IS SO CASUAL.”


CDL leaves you with these questions:


“Would Queen Elizabeth consider sanctioning a tropical vacation for Prince William, Duchess Kate, Prince George and Princess Charlotte?


“Even if Queen Elizabeth were to do so would Her Majesty allow the Duchess of Cambridge to willy-nilly share photos on Twitter or Facebook without permission?”


I need a lie-down.