Soooooo, someone let Courtney Stodden into a recording studio, and now we can refresh our Twitter feed while bearing witness to America"s best twerks.
The Mother/Daughter Experiment: Celebrity Edition star release a single, Asphalt on April 15th, encouraging fans to really get into the spirit of shaking your butt up in da club.
"Get my new song "Asphalt" on iTunes & sing along with the official lyrics," Stodden tweeted last week.
This week, she invited fans to show off their best "twerking" skills by creating her own video.
"If you twerk to my new song Asphalt, I will RT my favorites! SONG AVAILABLE ON iTUNES‼️"
Here are some of the lyrics:
I know I"m hot to the touch
You better get your gloves
And when I walk in the club (hot damn!)
Firetrucks pull up
Sweatin" for my attention
And slip slidin" on the rug
And when my booty pull up (hot damn!)
They all go dumb da" dumb dumb [Pre-Chorus]
Are you in it to win it?
Or, you just beginning?
Cause" I"m a big deal, a big deal If we go with this feeling?
Is that the best hand ya" dealing?
Cause" I get hot boy, hot boy
Booty gets hot on the Asphalt (Booty gets on the Asphalt yeah!)
Booty gets hot on the Asphalt (Uh, uh, uh-uh)
It"s not my fault Booty gets hot on the Asphalt (Booty gets on the Asphalt yeah!)
Booty gets hot on the Asphalt (Uh-uh)
It"s not my fault
Booty gets hot! (hot!, hot!, hot!, hot!, hot!)
Booty gets hot! (hot!, hot!, hot!, hot!, hot!)
Booty gets hot! (hot!, hot!, hot!, hot!, hot!) (Drop down yeah, to the floor, down to the floor!)
Booty gets hot! (hot!, hot!, hot!, hot!, hot!)
Poor Doug Hutchison must think the song is about him.
Meanwhile Stodden"s hiring straight male back-up dancers. "MUST LOOK LIKE CHANNING TATUM" the audition sheet reads.
Watch the video below, and listen to the full single on Fishwrapper.
