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Showing posts with label Camel. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Camel. Show all posts
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Wednesday, February 22, 2017
Detroit Lions Player LONGSNAPPIN" In Ancient City ... With a Camel (VIDEO)
Hump, hump … HIKE! Check out Detroit Lions longsnapper Jimmy Landes firing around the football — underneath a camel — in front of one of the most ancient buildings in the world! It all went down in front of the Treasury building in…
Friday, March 4, 2016
Khloe Kardashian Has a Camel Toe, and It Has a Name
There’s TMI, and then there’s WAY TMI.
Khloe Kardashian may have crossed into the latter during an interview with Nylon magazine, in which she opens up about a personal problem that follows her everywhere.
Her camel toe.
And it even has a name.
“I have a camel toe problem—Kamille,” she said. “Kamille with a K.”
Naturally.
While certainly a part of her, Khloe confessed that her sister Kourtney was none too fond of Kamille.
“So she bought me these things, they’re almost like a maxi pad,” said Khloe. “I don’t know what they’re really called, but it’s to hide your camel toe.”
Evidently, Kamille did not take kindly to the notion of being obscured, so she tried to give the foreign object the boot during a trampoline workout.
“It was like falling out of my pants, and it was like slipping,” confessed Khloe. “I was so uncomfortable.”
How did she deal with it?
“I had to remove it. I just said, ‘Kamille’s here. She’s at the class too. Get over it."”
Sorry, Kourtney. Kamille won this round.
Lucky for both sisters, Khloe claims that Kamille has been rearing her ugly head less and less since she’s slimmed down.
“Now that I’ve lost weight, I swear my puss has lost weight too, which I did not know was an option but thank god,” she said.
“So she doesn’t care to be seen much these days but at the time she was a problem.”
Hear that, ladies? So if you have a little camel toe problem, it could be due to overweight vulva.
The Kocktails with Khloe host has been making a number of confessions lately.
She recently admitted that she hopes to rekindle her marriage to Lamar Odom, and also revealed that her ex-bf James Harden cheated on her.
We have no idea how either men felt about Kamille, but it looks as though Khloe’s gym body is here to stay, which means Kamille will remain in hibernation.
Thursday, December 17, 2015
Kelly Osbourne Fingers Camel Toe of The Real Co-Star
Well… okay then, Kelly Osbourne!
That’s about all we can think to say about the following NSFW photo.
In case you aren’t entirely sure what’s going on here, allow us to explain:
See, Jeannie Mai from The Real (which remains a talk show that apparently still exists) is wearing an outfit that gives her the dreaded “camel toe” look around her most private of parts.
And Osbourne is placing her index finger all up in Mai’s crotch because… well… why not, right?
“Sometimes @thejeanniemai” is just #TunaGiltToQuit hey hey!” Osbourne wrote as a caption to the Instagram photo because, again, why not?
Osbourne has been in the news for reasons unrelated to camel toes of late.
She got into some trouble for saying Donald Trump needs Latinos to clean his toilet and went totally off on Giuliana Rancic as well.
She also left the the E! Fashion Police team earlier this year.
Which is good because we can’t think of any time we’ve seen Osbourne wearing anything especially beautiful.
This is the first time she’s made headlines for fingering the covered crotch of a colleague, however.
At least we’re pretty sure it is.
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