North West Turns 3, Owns $1 Million Worth of Clothing

Three years ago, North West made her way into the world at West Hollywood"s Cedars-Sinai Medical Center.

Though she was born five weeks early, the little Karadashian-West spark plug wasted no time filling her passport with (several) trips to Paris, taking countless rides on private planes (commercial = poor people cattle car) and amassing a closet full of designer clothing so exclusive, it makes Neiman Marcus look like Ross Dress For Less.

In fact, Life & Style alleges that Kim Kardashian spends around $ 5,000 a week on West"s "glam" upkeep.

"North is one of the most photographed children in the world," a source told the tabloid.

"She loves having her hair and nails done, so it also keeps her happy."

And remember what I said about her enviable wardrobe?

"She has Hermès handbags and her own jewel-encrusted Balmain dress, designer shoes and even a snakeskin clutch," the source added.

It"s not all manicures and couture.

North, like many toddlers, loves Disney, loathes Snapchat and has great fun hanging out with her older cousin, Penelope.  

Basically, North West is a good time.

Kardashian paid tribute to the toddler, who has become a social media star in her own right. 

"Northie I love you so much I can"t even explain it!" Kardashian wrote on Twitter.

"Happy Birthday to my favorite mermaid!!!"

Kardashian then posted a video (below) from an island vacation.

Kris Jenner, known as "Lovey" to her five grandchildren, also wished West a happy birthday.

"Happy 3rd birthday to my little angel, my precious granddaughter North!!! I can’t believe you’re 3 today!" Jenner wrote.

"I love you beyond words! Happy birthday North!!" the tweets went on (140 characters isn"t enough for this family), along with the following hash tags: #happybirthdaynorth #angel #northwest #love #lovebug #family

"You are growing into the most beautiful little girl!!! You bring us so much joy and I thank God every day for blessing us with you."

Blac Chyna Inspires Rob Kardashian to Launch Clothing Line

On Valentine’s Day, Rob Kardashian showered Blac Chyna with presents, but sources say she’s given him something far more valuable: a renewed sense of purpose.

You might remember that before he became the reclusive Kardashian, Rob was designing a line of high-end socks for men.

Hey, everyone needs a storyline for their reality show career goals, right?

Rob kinda got away from the sock game around the time he decided to devote his life to drinking, smoking pot and playing video games, but apparently, Blac has inspired him to get back in the game in a big way.

Not only is Blac advertising for Rob’s socks the best way she knows how (with her ass), she’s also inspired him to expand hs Arthur George collection into a fashion line.

According to TMZ, Rob has filed legal documents to expand production and start designing belts, coats, dresses, headwear, jackets, tuxedos and underwear.

Yes, like Blac Chyna, you’ll soon be able to have Rob Kardashian all over your entire body.

Rob filed the papers just a few days after the world learned he was hooking up with Blac, so it seems she’s at least partially responsible for his return to the fashion world.

Obviously, it remains to be seen if the venture will be successful, but Rob’s family is reportedly thrilled that he’s getting back into the game.

This relationship isn’t such a bad thing after all.

Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner Launch Spring Clothing Line in NYC

Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner made a big debut in The Big Apple on Monday night.

Just a few days prior to the opening of New York Fashion Week, the sisters made an appearance in The City That Never Sleeps to launch their clothing and footwear collection, Kendall + Kylie.

They did so with a loft party in TriBeCa loft party.

As you can see in the Instagram-shared photo above, the 20-year-old model represented her label by wearing a sleeveless thigh-high slit dress and knee-high heeled sandals.

Kylie, meanwhile, opted for a black sleeveless jumpsuit and black pumps.

No word on where Kim Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian or Khloe Kardashian were at the time of the event, but Kylie and Kendall did receive in-person support from Kanye West and Kris Jenner.

Here’s another look at attire you can purchase from the Kendall + Kylie line:

“We designed it according to what we love, and how our style is,” Kendall told People Magazine of the fashion line.

“It’s someone who is really similar to us. A young girl wanting to have fun. That’s mainly what we designed.”

Kylie adds that the Keeping Up with the Kardashians stars had a major say in each piece of clothing, getting their hands dirty along the way:

“We absolutely tried on everything, you can’t wait to see how the finished product turns out. It’s an exciting process.”

This collection is available at high-end stores such as Bloomingdale’s, Shopbop, Nordstrom, Neiman Marcus and Saks Fifth Avenue.

Will you go out and pay a lot of money to get all dressed up like Kylie Jenner and Kendall Jenner?

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Kylie Jenner Celebrates Instagram Milestone, Manages to Keep Clothing On

Kylie Jenner has a long way go to until she catches Taylor Swift.

The singing sensation recently became the first human being to surpass 50 million Instagram followers, a feat she celebrated by posing online with her cat.

But Jenner is now 80 percent of the way to this figure, sharing a new photo on her social media account in honor of her 40 millionth follower.

“40 million followers???!!!!!!!!!! Wow. That’s a whole lot of people,” Jenner wrote as a caption to the above image.

Then, in a bit of an ironic move, Kylie encouraged people to actually leave Instagram in order to see more pictures, writing:

“I put up an exclusive @sashasamsonova shoot in honor of my dope ass fans only on TheKylieJenner.com and on my app.”

Indeed: Kylie and her sisters have found a new way to make money on the World Wide Web.

They still share pictures and videos on Instagram, but they charge users for full access to their new websites and affiliated apps.

For awhile, Kylie was leading the way, surprising many by owning the most popular of these new creations kreations.

But sources now say Kim Kardashian is making a comeback komeback and her app is poised to known Kylie from her throne. 

Hence why Kylie is pushing her app on her Instagram page.

If only these women had any actual talent and actually did anything aside from posing for photos, we could stop playing this mind-numbing game of Internet carousel. Alas.

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