Women Clap Back Against Creeps: The Best Replies!

The Internet can be a scary place for a woman.

There are just SO many shady dudes out there looking to score, with no strings attached, with someone they"ve never actually met.

Worse yet, they are vulgar and gross about it.

Hiding behind their online persona and making sexual comments that are annoying and uncalled for at best, and offensive at worst?

It"s ugly out there. But all hope is not lost.

Below, we"ve collected a handful of hilarious responses from females who were faced with irritating members of the opposite sex online…

… only to shoot them down in epic fashion.

1. NSFW Warning!

Also: LOL warning!

2. This is Very Long

But very worthwhile.

3. Sure, Why Not?

Oh. THAT’s why not.

4. Micropenis Slam!

This woman wins the Internet.

5. Get It Nice and Deep In There, Okay?

And then just sit back and I’ll do all the work.

6. Your Heart Will Not Go On and On

But I’ll laugh a lot.

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French Montana Buys Kylie Jenner Roses, Creeps Everyone Out

Maybe we had to be there?  Maybe those are friendship flowers?

Kylie Jenner is likely still in a glass case of emotion following her break-up with Tyga (they may well have gotten back together in the time I"ve written this sentence).

First she"s linked to PartyNextDoor and all is loved up, and now she"s getting roses from her sister, Khloe Kardashian"s ex-boyfriend, French Montana.

While out with Montana, 31, Jenner Snapchatted a moment that – in most other situations – would be downright adorable.  Montana rolled down his window to purchase flowers from a street vendor selling roses.  After grabbing a few and paying the lady, Montana showed off his purchase to Jenner and the other passengers.

It"s a lovely gesture, it really is.   And Montana only meant to make his friends smile. 

Quick question: Why is Jenner hanging out with Montana?

The rapper dated Kardashian before parting ways in December 2014, but they still remain friends.

"We have history and we"ve had a relationship and a great friendships and I love that we are still friends," Kardashian explained during an appearance on Kylie Radio.

"I don"t believe in f–king and ducking. We had a great relationship and I like that we can still be friends."  

Montana, as well, has nothing but good things to say about his ex.

"She"s good, she"s good," Montana told E! News at the 2016 Grammys.

"I spoke to her last week. We"re great friends. I think we"re going to be friends forever."

When Kardashian dropped everything to be by Lamar Odom"s side after he overdosed, Montana praised her kindness and generosity.

"Shout out to Khloe. I am really proud of her for being by his side," French said at the time.

"It"s a beautiful thing to see cause I know she has a good heart like that."

SO WHERE IS HER ROSE, FRENCH?

French Montana Buys Kylie Jenner Roses, Creeps Everyone Out

Maybe we had to be there?  Maybe those are friendship flowers?

Kylie Jenner is likely still in a glass case of emotion following her break-up with Tyga (they may well have gotten back together in the time I"ve written this sentence).

First she"s linked to PartyNextDoor and all is loved up, and now she"s getting roses from her sister, Khloe Kardashian"s ex-boyfriend, French Montana.

While out with Montana, 31, Jenner Snapchatted a moment that – in most other situations – would be downright adorable.  Montana rolled down his window to purchase flowers from a street vendor selling roses.  After grabbing a few and paying the lady, Montana showed off his purchase to Jenner and the other passengers.

It"s a lovely gesture, it really is.   And Montana only meant to make his friends smile. 

Quick question: Why is Jenner hanging out with Montana?

The rapper dated Kardashian before parting ways in December 2014, but they still remain friends.

"We have history and we"ve had a relationship and a great friendships and I love that we are still friends," Kardashian explained during an appearance on Kylie Radio.

"I don"t believe in f–king and ducking. We had a great relationship and I like that we can still be friends."  

Montana, as well, has nothing but good things to say about his ex.

"She"s good, she"s good," Montana told E! News at the 2016 Grammys.

"I spoke to her last week. We"re great friends. I think we"re going to be friends forever."

When Kardashian dropped everything to be by Lamar Odom"s side after he overdosed, Montana praised her kindness and generosity.

"Shout out to Khloe. I am really proud of her for being by his side," French said at the time.

"It"s a beautiful thing to see cause I know she has a good heart like that."

SO WHERE IS HER ROSE, FRENCH?