Women Clap Back Against Creeps: The Best Replies!

The Internet can be a scary place for a woman.

There are just SO many shady dudes out there looking to score, with no strings attached, with someone they"ve never actually met.

Worse yet, they are vulgar and gross about it.

Hiding behind their online persona and making sexual comments that are annoying and uncalled for at best, and offensive at worst?

It"s ugly out there. But all hope is not lost.

Below, we"ve collected a handful of hilarious responses from females who were faced with irritating members of the opposite sex online…

… only to shoot them down in epic fashion.

1. NSFW Warning!

Also: LOL warning!

2. This is Very Long

But very worthwhile.

3. Sure, Why Not?

Oh. THAT’s why not.

4. Micropenis Slam!

This woman wins the Internet.

5. Get It Nice and Deep In There, Okay?

And then just sit back and I’ll do all the work.

6. Your Heart Will Not Go On and On

But I’ll laugh a lot.

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Idiotic Pro-Gun Tweet Produces Epic Series of Perfect Replies

Over the past several weeks, Great Britain has been rocked by a series of horrible terrorist attacks.

Most notably, at least within celebrity gossip circles, was the suicide bomber who killed 22 people at an Ariana Grande concert last month.

In response, conservative commentator Jack Posobiec thinks he has the answer: make sure everyone is armed!

After all, he actually reasoned on Twitter, NASCAR fans bring weapons to races and there"s never been a terrorist attack at a NASCAR race.

Makes perfect sense, right?

Forget the fact that not "all" NASCAR fans are armed, as Posobiec claims… along with the point that Jihadists who commit these atrocities nearly all plan on dying for their cause, so we somehow doubt a bunch of guns will serve as a deterrent.

Let"s focus instead, Twitter has responded, on Posobiec"s own argument.

Okay, no terrorist attacks have taken place at a NASCAR race and we should "draw conclusions" from that, he says.

Hmmm… what other events have never felt the wrath of terrorism and what conclusions ought we to draw from them?

1. Lots of Guns = No Terrorism!

D’uh, right? What possible hole could one find in this argument? Let’s see…

2. Just Send Harry Styles Everywhere!

His good looks would automatically distract all would-be bombers, making them forget all about their plans.

3. DMX to the Rescue

Clone him and his fans and we’re all good.

4. Wait a Minute, DMX

We take it back. Maybe penguins are the answer!

5. Wait, So We All Need to Do This?

Anyting for the country, we guess.

6. People Hate Pushing Their Own Doors Open

That’s really what this all comes down to.

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