The Internet can be a scary place for a woman.
There are just SO many shady dudes out there looking to score, with no strings attached, with someone they"ve never actually met.
Worse yet, they are vulgar and gross about it.
Hiding behind their online persona and making sexual comments that are annoying and uncalled for at best, and offensive at worst?
It"s ugly out there. But all hope is not lost.
Below, we"ve collected a handful of hilarious responses from females who were faced with irritating members of the opposite sex online…
… only to shoot them down in epic fashion.
1. NSFW Warning!
Also: LOL warning!
2. This is Very Long
But very worthwhile.
3. Sure, Why Not?
Oh. THAT’s why not.
4. Micropenis Slam!
This woman wins the Internet.
5. Get It Nice and Deep In There, Okay?
And then just sit back and I’ll do all the work.
6. Your Heart Will Not Go On and On
But I’ll laugh a lot.