Teen Mom 2 Trailer: I"ll Snap His F--kin" Neck!

The new season of Teen Mom 2 kicks off Monday, March 21 on MTV, and based on the trailer below, we suggest you do two things:

1. Grab a hat;


2. Hold the f–k onto it.

If you watch Teen Mom 2 online, you know Jenelle Evans, Kailyn Lowry, Leah Messer and Chelsea Houska are no strangers to drama.

This season – the seventh – will up the ante across the board, however, if the developments from the past few months are any indication.

Take Jenelle Evans for example.

In the footage released by the network, we see her grappling with her latest relationship – with David Eason – and the resulting fallout.

Not only is she confronted with his suspect past – Dave has some anger issues, it appears – she has a whole lot else on her plate as well.

She"s trying to regain custody of Jace from her mom, Barbara Evans, and taking on baby daddy Nathan Griffith and his new girlfriend.

A day in the life of Jenelle.

Babs wins the trailer when she calls David Eason the "worst" ever … and asks Jace if his mommy "gets a lot of boyfriends really fast."

Jace doesn"t miss a beat.

Speaking of custody battles, Leah Messer loses control of twins to Corey Simms, who can"t hide his excitement with this development.

We now know that they"ve worked things out and are in a much better place, but this should very interesting to see play out on television.

Chelsea Houska and Cole deBoer are getting very serious, meanwhile, even as Adam Lind threatens to take her back to the courtroom.

Or did, before that graphic photo of Adam Lind and Jessica Nicole hit the web. We can only hope that is a major storyline this season.

Finally, Kailyn Lowry and Jo Rivera try to repair their relationship, while news about Javi Marroquin getting deployed rocks her to the core.

Check it out below and brace yourselves for the epic seventh season debuting four weeks from tonight. Should be should epic times.

Amber Portwood Throws Fit on Teen Mom OG Set: "I"m F**kin" DONE!"

Amber Portwood does NOT want to talk about her ex Gary Shirley. YOU GOT THAT?!

She made her feelings on the subject very clear on the set of Teen Mom OG in this sneak peak clip for the show.

Amber was hanging out on the couch with her fiance Matt Baier and their animals when the director asked her about a text she had sent Gary earlier.

"I"m not talking about all that right now!" she yells. "There"s nothing else to talk about!"

Then some very ominous music begins to play, alerting us that some sh*t is about to go down. And it does.

Amber goes on an expletive-filled rant while the director stands there, stunned.

"Don"t try that f**kin" sh*t with me when you know goddamn well what you"re talking about, that"s the sh*t I don"t like right there!" Amber screams.

When the director tries to calmly reason with her, she is having none of it.

"Don"t try the director ignorant bullsh*t with me," Amber shoots back. "You know I"m not f**king stupid and you know exactly what you"re talking about. You start doing that sh*t, I"m f**kin" done!"

And with that, she grabs her purse and storms out.

We don"t know specifically what the director was going for, but she definitely got her drama right there. I imagine there were high fives and pizza all around after they wrapped.

Amber has been going through a tumultuous time of late. Her fiance Matt Baier has been accused of hiding offspring and baby mamas from her.

Reports claim that Baier has as many as eight children with six different women.

Baier denies the allegations, but there"s no question the rumors have been giving Amber some food for thought.