Khloe Kardashian Models Fishnets While Pregnant!

It was nearly three months ago that the entire world learned that Khloe Kardashian is pregnant with her first child.

It’s amazing and welcome news for her and for Tristan Thompson. But the couple haven’t been celebrating — publicly. In fact, they haven’t even confirmed that she’s expecting.

And now Khloe’s modeling fishnets while contorting herself in order to (partially) hide her baby bump. It’s almost farcicle.

Khloe and Tristan expecting a baby is great news!

Khloe had struggled to conceive in the past, and feared that she was unable to conceive.

(Do people still say barren or is that too harsh? She worried that she was infertile, if that sounds better)

As it turns out, Khloe says, Lamar Odom was just sterile. That’s not a problem with the younger and much healthier Tristan Thompson.

And, of course, Khloe is at a very appropriate age to have a child. She’s 33 and has an estimated net worth of around $ 40 million.

She has an extensive support network of family, including experienced mothers like Kris, Kourtney, and Kim.

Despite that, Khloe has been keeping her pregnancy and the baby bump under wraps. Almost literally.

Maybe it’s out of solidarity with Kylie, who’s said to be struggling with the changing appearance of her pregnant body and may just remain in hiding until her baby’s born.

Or maybe it’s a business decision, and Khloe and Kris have some big reveal planned.

Or maybe, for her own reasons, Khloe has decided to hide her baby bump from the media. Perhaps she still harbors a grudge over the body-shaming that she endured for years.

But whatever the reason, her heart or her shoes (yes, it’s the time of year for Grinch references), Khloe’s been avoiding showing her baby bump.

That’s totally fine and her right.

Goofily, it’s lead to her modeling outfits in odd poses that almost reveal her baby bump. Like in the above photo.

And like in these two new ones:

That’s a very similar pose to what we’ve been seeing from her, right?

Khloe captioned this:

“I LOVE any cute sweat suit set! But Im obsessing over this @goodamerican fishnet set!! Easy but always cute though! [mouth open with joy emoji] #GoodSquad #GoodSweats”

First of all, it’s hilarious that she’s talking about her own clothing as if it just happens to be a product that she endorses.

But second of all, look at her pose!

Khloe is a woman dedicated to her fitness habits, and it appears that between that, her stage in the pregnancy, and her genetics, her body can hide a baby bump better than some.

But she’s lurching over to conceal it. Look again:

Now, we imagine that these photos were taken a while back. Months ago, even.

Khloe is said to be due around the same time as Kylie — so she’s likely in her third trimester now, right?

(Seriously, which Kardashian was it who purchased a piece of “art” that turned out to be an engraving of a fertility god? That seems to be the only explanation for having three babies expected in the next few months)

We can only guess, but … did Khloe plan out a bunch of photoshoots for her clothing as soon as she learned that she was pregnant?

A real photoshoot usually takes time to set up, so she had a bit of a baby bump. And now she’s just posting the photos to tease her followers and fans (and the rest of the world) months after they were taken.

That’s what we imagine, anyway.

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Bella Thorne: Looking Hot in Fishnets, (Faux) Million Dollar Bikini Top!

Bella Thorne is no stranger to beautifully colorful hair or to being scantily clad. At this point, that’s kind of her brand.

But she raised a few eyebrows at the Billboard 100 Hot Festival on Sunday with her fishnet top and her, um, provocative choice in “undershirt,” if you can call it that.

You’ll see what we mean in these photos — because never fear, Bella was sure to share her look on Snapchat.

Did you guys know that Bella Thorne has a couple of movies coming out later this year?

No, they’re not sex tapes. She’s an actress, you guys. She does movies.

Anyway, the Billboard Hot 100 was over the weekend.

Bella Thorne attended (no, not with Scott Disick in tow) and she was sporting purple hair with darker roots, which contrasted with her fair skin and corresponded with her pink lips.

(W’e’re not sure what to call this purple — it’s just a shade too dark to be lilac, but we’ll accept lilac)

The thing is, you know, her outfit.

She might not be eating a hamburger in Scott Disick’s yard while wearing a bikini, but she was eye-catching nonetheless.

Her top was fishnets, but less like one of those fishnet tank tops and more like a … fishnet poncho? Which is actually kind of brilliant.

(Though it might present a very real threat of getting yourself tangled, which is after all what actual nets are designed to do)

She’s also wearing a garter belt and thigh-high stockings.

Aside from Bella’s super toned abs, the most eye-catching part of her look had to be her faux million dollar bikini.

(And no, we do not mean that it cost a million dollars — as you can see)

Is Bella Thorne a mess or an icon?

We kind of want to say both.

In case it isn’t completely clear from the photo, Bella Thorne did not actually take money and destroy it to forge it into a bikini.

That’s just, you know, a print.

Most people couldn’t get away with something like that without looking like a total dick, but since Bella’s whole look is a statement piece and since she’s estimated to be worth $ 5 million, she can pull it off.

If it were somebody just wearing a money-print suit because they fantasize about being rich, or someone who is rich, you’d seem super lame.

We would have found it more intriguing or perhaps artistic if she’d just used, like, some hundreds underneath a fishnet bikini top to cover her nip nops without damaging the bills themselves.

But, honestly, that sounds like it would have been a nightmare to keep up. And potentially more revealing than she’d intended to be at the event.

(Snapchat photos and attending a party come with very different wardrobe requirements, folks)

You know what? Bella Thorne is a super hot celebrity and she’s also still a teenager.

If there were ever a time to dress literally however you want, it’s under those circumstances.

(Also, in general, we’re advocates of dressing in whatever way strikes your fancy unless you’re dressing like a Nazi or otherwise being s—ty to other people)

So, you know, let Bella Thorne be wild, you guys.

You’re only young once (until transhumanism makes us all immortal, which honestly cannot come soon enough).

Until then, let’s watch Bella Thorne live her crazy, sexy dreams.

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