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Thursday, June 14, 2018

The Real Housewives of New York Season 10 Episode 11 Recap: Faux Weddings and a Funeral

Jill Zarin returned on The Real Housewives of New York City Season 10 Episode 11, and we wish it was under better circumstances. 


The former cast member reunited with the ladies as she geared up for her late husband, Bobby Zarin’s funeral. 


“I got a text from mutual friends and Jill herself that Bobby passed away. It’s really sad. I knew how close they were,” said Ramona Singer while chatting with Dorinda Medley. 



Ramona went on to confirm that she met up with Bobby and Jill while he was ill, and they put the past behind them. That’s a pretty big move when you consider the history between the three of them. 


“Bethenny hasn’t seen her for six years,” continued Ramona, which essentially confirmed we were going to be in for one of the most awkward reunions in the history of reunions. 


If you watch The Real Housewives of New York City online, you know that Bethenny and Jill were once best friends, but a falling out paved the way for them to part ways and never speak again. 


“Despite what happened with Jill, Bobby loved me,” said Bethenny of the whole situation, and made her way back from Aspen in luxury via a private jet for the event. 



Bethenny maintained that she was going to pay her respects and make a swift exit, but it all hit home for her when she was there. 


“I don’t know why I’m not leaving. I want to see her again. I’m feeling bad for a woman who lost her husband. It’s a real loss,” Bethenny said to the audience. 


Their reunion was as heartbreaking as one would expect. Jill admitted that she was in a difficult spot because she had not been alone since her 20s. 


“So proud. Bobby loved you,” Jill declared. 


“Where are the gift bags? Terrible funeral,” Bethenny said, clearly attempting to make light of a dire situation. 



After the funeral, Luann appeared in the episode thanks to the power of the telephone. Bethenny hit her up, and they got talking. 


Luann was mad that she missed the funeral, but she realized she needed to get herself better or she was going to end up in some serious trouble. 


“It was a wake-up call for me. This is the bottom,” Luann shared with her friend.


But Luann was looking at the positive side of things and admitted that it was for the best she was arrested because it gave her the nudge in the right direction she needed. 



Tinsley’s mother, Dale, was in the city and met up with her daughter. It quickly emerged that Dale was meddling in her daughter’s life by telling Scott Tinsley’s biological clock was running out. 


“Oh my god. Literally,” Tinsley said, before telling her mother to stay out of her life if her aim was to mess things up. 


Despite all of the drama, Tinsley went to look for wedding dresses with her mother. Is there actually hope for them to get married?


There may be a way for them to have kids. Tinsley made a video call to Dr. Denker aka her fertility specialist, and he showed them a picture of her eggs. 



“I’m looking at what potentially could be my children,” said Tinsley.


We finally got more intel from Luann as the episode drew to a close. 


“This past month for me has been eye-opening,” Luann said to the audience. 


“I feel really, really good,” said Luann on a phone call to Dorinda. “I’ve been self-medicating for a while. I binge in order to cover my emotions.” 


“I want to see what it’s like to be sober, see if I can actually enjoy myself without it,” Luann said as the episode closed. 


What did you think of the episode?


Hit the comments below!


The Real Housewives of New York City continues Wednesday on Bravo!



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Saturday, February 24, 2018

Animal Rights Protesters Display Faux Dead Fox During Women"s Fashion Week

You’re as likely to find animal rights protesters at fashion shows these days as you are models. Check out Women’s Fashion Week in Milan, Italy Saturday, where protesters blocked the entrance to the Simonetta Ravizza show, protesting models who were…


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Animal Rights Protesters Display Faux Dead Fox During Women"s Fashion Week

You’re as likely to find animal rights protesters at fashion shows these days as you are models. Check out Women’s Fashion Week in Milan, Italy Saturday, where protesters blocked the entrance to the Simonetta Ravizza show, protesting models who were…


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Monday, August 21, 2017

Bella Thorne: Looking Hot in Fishnets, (Faux) Million Dollar Bikini Top!

Bella Thorne is no stranger to beautifully colorful hair or to being scantily clad. At this point, that’s kind of her brand.


But she raised a few eyebrows at the Billboard 100 Hot Festival on Sunday with her fishnet top and her, um, provocative choice in “undershirt,” if you can call it that.


You’ll see what we mean in these photos — because never fear, Bella was sure to share her look on Snapchat.



Did you guys know that Bella Thorne has a couple of movies coming out later this year?


No, they’re not sex tapes. She’s an actress, you guys. She does movies.


Anyway, the Billboard Hot 100 was over the weekend.


Bella Thorne attended (no, not with Scott Disick in tow) and she was sporting purple hair with darker roots, which contrasted with her fair skin and corresponded with her pink lips.


(W’e’re not sure what to call this purple — it’s just a shade too dark to be lilac, but we’ll accept lilac)



The thing is, you know, her outfit.


She might not be eating a hamburger in Scott Disick’s yard while wearing a bikini, but she was eye-catching nonetheless.


Her top was fishnets, but less like one of those fishnet tank tops and more like a … fishnet poncho? Which is actually kind of brilliant.


(Though it might present a very real threat of getting yourself tangled, which is after all what actual nets are designed to do)


She’s also wearing a garter belt and thigh-high stockings.


Aside from Bella’s super toned abs, the most eye-catching part of her look had to be her faux million dollar bikini.


(And no, we do not mean that it cost a million dollars — as you can see)



Is Bella Thorne a mess or an icon?


We kind of want to say both.


In case it isn’t completely clear from the photo, Bella Thorne did not actually take money and destroy it to forge it into a bikini.


That’s just, you know, a print.


Most people couldn’t get away with something like that without looking like a total dick, but since Bella’s whole look is a statement piece and since she’s estimated to be worth $ 5 million, she can pull it off.


If it were somebody just wearing a money-print suit because they fantasize about being rich, or someone who is rich, you’d seem super lame.


We would have found it more intriguing or perhaps artistic if she’d just used, like, some hundreds underneath a fishnet bikini top to cover her nip nops without damaging the bills themselves.


But, honestly, that sounds like it would have been a nightmare to keep up. And potentially more revealing than she’d intended to be at the event.


(Snapchat photos and attending a party come with very different wardrobe requirements, folks)



You know what? Bella Thorne is a super hot celebrity and she’s also still a teenager.


If there were ever a time to dress literally however you want, it’s under those circumstances.


(Also, in general, we’re advocates of dressing in whatever way strikes your fancy unless you’re dressing like a Nazi or otherwise being s—ty to other people)


So, you know, let Bella Thorne be wild, you guys.


You’re only young once (until transhumanism makes us all immortal, which honestly cannot come soon enough).


Until then, let’s watch Bella Thorne live her crazy, sexy dreams.



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Sunday, March 5, 2017

Lamar Odom"s Got a Faux Khloe By His Side (PHOTO)

Lamar Odom took a stroll with a woman who could in almost every respect be mistaken for ex-wife Khloe Kardashian. Turns out it’s Lamar’s assistant, but boy … talk about having a type.


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