Emily Ratajkowski Flashes Boobs, Endorses Bernie Sanders

Even amongst his most ardent supporters, “sexy” is not a word that comes to mind when the name Bernie Sanders is mentioned.

That may be have just changed, however, as Emily Ratajkowski has executed a Jedi mind trick that’ll force your brain to forever associate democratic socialism with ginormous breasts:

Yes, Emily Ratajkowksi’s boobs are officially feeling the Bern, and we’re pretty sure that means the election is over. All hail President Sanders.

If it’s not already in the Constitution that all elections are to be decided by Emily Ratajkowski’s boobs, then we need an amendment ASAP.

Here is where you would normally find a joke about how the real boobs are the ones running for office, but we have a hard time putting any effort into this when we know 90% of you just here for the promise of topless Ratajkowski.

We assume the other 10% are just cats walking across a keyboard or something. 

Anyway, now we we know where EmRat stands in terms of presidential politics.

We doubt her endorsement will do much to shake up the election, but you know Bill Clinton is seriously considering switching sides right now.

Sure, it’ll land him in the doghouse, but it’s not like he hasn’t been there before!

Dakota Johnson Nearly Flashes PCA Audience

Dakota Johnson won big at the 2016 People"s Choice Awards, taking home the trophy for Favorite Dramatic Movie Actress.

She then almost gave viewers a look at her big breasts.

Nominated in this category for her role as Anastasia Steele in Fifty Shades of Grey, the British beauty was sitting in the front row (wearing a sparkling silver dress) when she had her name called by presenters Leslie Mann and Alison Brie.

And Johnson made it on stage without any issue.

But then she hugged Mann and her fellow star"s hands accidentally caused some mischief to Johnson"s ensemble, causing her wardrobe to malfunction.

It wasn"t enough to turn the awards ceremony into an NC-17 affair, but it did give Johnson an opportunity to make the following crack, based on her racy role in the aforementioned movie:

“Well, it’s not like nobody here hasn’t already seen my boobs.”

HA! We love it.

Following a more serious speech, the actress concluded:

“Um, okay, that’s it, I don’t know, bye!”

Johnson will next be seen opposite Mann and Brie in How To Be Single, which opens in February.

She starts filming the Fifty Shades of Grey sequel (Fifty Shades Darker) around the same time.

Check out the People"s Choice Awards wardrobe malfunction incident below and try not to be too sad over not actually seeing any nudity.

Kendall Jenner Throws It Back, Flashes Thong

We’re so very glad Lamar Odom is on a path to recovery, mostly because he seems like a very good guy who can hopefully find a way to now overcome his many personal demons.

But also because the Kardashian-Jenner app boycott is over and we can return to making fun of these useless reality stars!

And, right on cue, Kendall Jenner has given us an easy opening with which to do so.

The model shared a new/old picture on Instagram today, throwing it back to an old photo shoot and writing as a caption that she’s just “practicing a little twerk” in this image.

This may be accurate.

But come on, Kendall. You’re just practicing a little thong flash in order boost your Instagram numbers, let’s be honest.

This is still a sensitive time for the family, we know. Odom is not out of the woods just yet, not by a long shot.

Among the many well wishes and prayers send his way during this difficult time, Kendall sent her ex-brother-in-law a very simple, very heartfelt, very heartbreaking message last week.

It read “Please don’t go.”

Thankfully for all involved, it appears as if Odom listened to her.

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Amy Duggar Flashes Bikini Body on Honeymoon: WHOA!

Move over, Jessica Duggar. You aren’t the only member of this controversial family who knows how to rock a bathing suit!

But while Jessica recently shared a picture of herself in what we’d more accurately describe as a “shirt” and “shorts,” Amy Duggar has gone all the way in a new Instagram image.

All the way to two separate pieces that show off her stomach, her legs, her shoulders and even a bit of cleavage.

Yes, Duggar women apparently have cleavage!

Amy Duggar and Dillon King, who got married on September 6, are currently on their honeymoon in Cancun… and they’re clearly having a blast!

“I like our patio, our private plunge pool is so much more awesome, but my wife rocks even harder,” King wrote along with the hashtags #honeymoonkings, #DillandDuggsforever and #ringsfortheKings that accompany this self-filmed footage.

Rumor had it that Duggar and King were saving themselves for marriage.

But we’d have to imagine Dillon has taken a walk in Amy’s precious garden by now… if you know what we mean!

A video posted by Dillon King (@kingdillpickle) on Sep 13, 2015 at 7:54pm PDT

At least one response to the video, meanwhile, gives us a good idea of the kinds of people who are fans of the Duggar family.

“Amy I wish you had a little more modesty,” one fan actually wrote. “You are a beautiful woman with sooo many little girls watching you.

“I’m not saying you have to walk around with a trash bag on or wear skirts all the time (because I don’t). A lot of young girls would benefit from you being a little more modest in the things you wear and post on IG.

“No matter how you look at it… a 2 piece bathing suit is a fancy bra/panty set.”

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