David Foster kept it light at a cancer fundraiser, telling the crowd his songs have a label … “pussy music.” David was performing at the Yescarta fundraiser on the Sony lot in Culver City over the weekend, when he told the audience the label…
Wednesday, November 1, 2017
David Foster Tells Cancer Audience, I Make Pussy Music!!!
David Foster kept it light at a cancer fundraiser, telling the crowd his songs have a label … “pussy music.” David was performing at the Yescarta fundraiser on the Sony lot in Culver City over the weekend, when he told the audience the label…
Monday, October 9, 2017
Nene Leakes Tells Audience Member She Hopes She Gets Raped By Uber Driver
Nene Leakes held nothing back in lashing out at a heckler … telling the female audience member she hoped she’d get raped by an Uber driver on her trip back home. Leakes was performing standup at a show in Oakland Saturday night and the crowd…
Saturday, June 17, 2017
The Met & Lincoln Center Sued After Employee Allegedly Karate Chops Audience Member
The Met and Lincoln Center hired a wannabe Karate Kid who laid down a couple brutal strokes on a woman trying to enjoy the ballet … so she claims in a new lawsuit. Linda Kirsch claims back in June 2016 she was enjoying a performance…
Tuesday, June 13, 2017
Demi Moore Shocks Tonight Show Audience, Reveals Missing Front Teeth
Demi Moore appeared on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon on Monday to promote her upcoming movie, Rough Night.
But it was a rough photo the actress showed off to the audience that has the Internet talking today.
And what users are saying goes something like this:
WTH happened?!?
“You sent us a photo and it’s the most insane thing I’ve ever seen,” Fallon said at one point in his interview. “How did this happen?”
Fallon then held up a picture of Moore on her sofa at home.
At least we assume it was a picture of Moore.
One would be forgiven for being confused, considering the woman in the photograph was missing her front two teeth.
“I sheared off my front teeth,” the 54-year old actress said simply.
Well, yes. That much is apparent.
But HOW?
“I’d love to say it was skateboarding or something really kind of cool, but I think I think it’s something that’s important to share, because I think it’s literally, probably after heart disease, one of the biggest killers in in America, which is stress,” she explained, addingL:
“Stress sheared off my front teeth. But, in an effort to get ready for you, I wanted to make sure my teeth were in.”
Moore went on to say she really is missing “both” of her front teeth, although “the picture is only minus one.”
The actress joked that her kids “love” her toothless appearance “because they think it makes me look more vulnerable and more human.”
We guess we can understand that.
Demi Moore is one of the most beautiful actresses of all-time. That can be intimidating for anyone to encounter, even for her children.
In all seriousness, though, Moore dropped the stress-related PSA story and said she “literally knocked [the teeth] out” not very long ago.
“It was almost like it fell out and my warranty was up. I swear!” she said.
“Thank God for modern dentistry. All of you who go out and practice modern dentistry – thank God!”
Moore proceeded to shared a video of herself acting all silly on Snapchat, explaining that it was filmed at her dentist’s office.
Drugs can be a wonderful thing, you know?
“People have a hard time at the dentist,” she told the host, “And I think it can be a lot of fun.”
Incredibly, this is the second time Moore has lost a tooth.
Way back in October of 2010, during an appearance on The Ellen DeGeneres Show – filmed while she was still married to Ashton Kutcher – Moore told a similar tale of what transpired.
“Thank God for modern dentistry,” she said at that time as well, continuing:
“I had a bad bite and knocked my own front tooth out, which basically fell out into my hand, and I just thought my warranty was up. That was it.
“I called out and said, ‘Baby, my tooth has fallen out of my head."”
At the time, Moore saids he was clenching her teeth and was “a little too tense” in hindsight.
“I was sitting at my desk and I felt something drop and I caught it and looked down, and there was my tooth.”
These things happen? We guess?
And when you’re Demi Moore, apparently they happen more than once.
Wednesday, February 8, 2017
George Lopez to Audience Member: Get the Eff Out!
George Lopez wants everyone who comes to see him perform in person to have a good time.
Like, he REALLY wants them to have a good time.
In video of the comedian that was posted this week on TMZ, we see Lopez turn quickly on an audience member who doesn’t respond very positively to a joke he just told.
"There are only 2 rules in the Latino family: don"t marry somebody black and don"t park in front of our house," Lopez cracks to the crowd, prompting mostly laughter from those in attendance.
But one woman sitting pretty close to the stage actually raises her middle finger and points it in Lopez"s direction.
Instead of ignoring the woman and moving on, Lopez does the exact opposite.
"Sit your f-cking ass down… I"m talking bitch," he says in the footage below, continuing:
"You paid to see a show, sit your ass down. You can"t take a joke you"re in the wrong motherf-king place. Sit your ass down or get the f-k out of here."
Lopez then makes the decision for her.
"I tell you what, I"ll make the choice for you. Get the f-ck out of here," he says, as the woman is seen being escorted from her table.
"Four seats just opened up front."
Did the comedian go too far? Or was the last asking for it based on her flipping Lopez the bird?
WATCH AND DECIDE FOR YOURSELF:
Monday, January 23, 2017
"A Dog"s Purpose" Picketed by PETA with Goal to Shame Audience
People who want to see “A Dog’s Purpose” will be greeted by animal rights activists and taunted if they buy tickets and enter the theater. PETA organizers tell TMZ they have plans to hit theaters across the country … protesting the treatment of…
"A Dog"s Purpose" Picketed by PETA with Goal to Shame Audience
People who want to see “A Dog’s Purpose” will be greeted by animal rights activists and taunted if they buy tickets and enter the theater. PETA organizers tell TMZ they have plans to hit theaters across the country … protesting the treatment of…
Sunday, February 21, 2016
Kris Jenner: BOOED by Audience While Introducing Culture Club at Concert
They say haters gonna hate, and boy did they hate HARD on Kris Jenner last night.
But whether you love or hate Kris Jenner, the video below is nothing short of cringe-worthy.
During the iHeart 80s concert at The Forum in Los Angeles, the momager received a loud cacophany of boos and jeers as she was introducing the band Culture Club.
The audible shade started from the moment she took the stage and continued for a full minute until she finally introduced the band and left.
Dressed like vintage Boy George in a black suit, flouncy tie and hat, she made it through her entire speech without a flinch, completely ignoring the room full of disrespect.
At one point you can hear someone on a loudspeaker shout "Hey!" to try and calm the audience down, but it didn"t work.
Now, it"s not exactly a shock to hear that Kris has so many detractors.
After all, she"s responsible for bringing her entire family of over-privileged, annoying and talentless narcissists into the mainstream and making the whole fame-for-no-reason thing an actual, well, thing.
The Keeping Up With the Kardashians puppet master is also very well-known for selling her loved ones out to make a buck.
Truthfully, a lot of citizens have a right to be pissed.
But no matter what you think of Kris Jenner and her money-grubbing ways, you can"t help but feel just a tiny bit bad for her after seeing this video. She is, after all, a human being, and anyone with a lick of compassion could sense her pain.
She ended her speech by shouting "Woo!" which in her head probably sounded something more like, "OMFG get me off this motherf**king stage and pour me a bottle of Xanax."
Watch below:
Thursday, January 7, 2016
Dakota Johnson Nearly Flashes PCA Audience
Dakota Johnson won big at the 2016 People"s Choice Awards, taking home the trophy for Favorite Dramatic Movie Actress.
She then almost gave viewers a look at her big breasts.
Nominated in this category for her role as Anastasia Steele in Fifty Shades of Grey, the British beauty was sitting in the front row (wearing a sparkling silver dress) when she had her name called by presenters Leslie Mann and Alison Brie.
And Johnson made it on stage without any issue.
But then she hugged Mann and her fellow star"s hands accidentally caused some mischief to Johnson"s ensemble, causing her wardrobe to malfunction.
It wasn"t enough to turn the awards ceremony into an NC-17 affair, but it did give Johnson an opportunity to make the following crack, based on her racy role in the aforementioned movie:
“Well, it’s not like nobody here hasn’t already seen my boobs.”
HA! We love it.
Following a more serious speech, the actress concluded:
“Um, okay, that’s it, I don’t know, bye!”
Johnson will next be seen opposite Mann and Brie in How To Be Single, which opens in February.
She starts filming the Fifty Shades of Grey sequel (Fifty Shades Darker) around the same time.
Check out the People"s Choice Awards wardrobe malfunction incident below and try not to be too sad over not actually seeing any nudity.