Ron Jeremy got right back to his usual shtick after giving a speech memorializing his late pal and Bunny Ranch owner, Dennis Hof … signing cleavage and cheesin’ with fans. The legendary porn star gave a eulogy Saturday at the Casino Fandango…
Showing posts with label Boobs. Show all posts
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Sunday, November 4, 2018
Saturday, November 3, 2018
Ex-"Good Day LA" Host Jillian Barberie Jokes About "Spectacular" Boobs After Cancer Diagnosis
Jillian Barberie has the most awesome way of saying, “F**k cancer” — on the heels of announcing she’s been diagnosed with breast cancer, she’s celebrating her girls … and yes, that means her boobs. The former Fox personality — for “Good Day LA”…
Monday, May 21, 2018
Kailyn Lowry: My Boobs Are TOO HUGE!
Teen Mom 2 star Kailyn Lowry is stacked, folks.
We only bring this up because she is bringing it up, saying that her boobs are so large and unwieldy that they’re interfering with her daily life.
It’s gotten to the point that she’s considering once again considering getting a breast reduction.
Speaking on her podcast, Coffee Convos, Kail reveals that her breasts are a challenge and they impede her workouts.
“I’m having a really hard time with sports bras.”
Specifically, with wearing them. Because they don’t seem to be equipped to contain her boobs.
(Which is, after all, the job of sports bras)
“And I don’t know if it’s just me or that my tits are so massive that I just need a reduction.”
Earlier this year, she decided against a boob job, and decided to spend that money on a nutritionist and start working out.
But her efforts to shed pounds are being actively impeded by her boobs.
Kailyn explains the very practical difficulties of having a bust like hers while trying to exercise:
“I’ll run or do box jumps and my whole boob will come out of a sports bra.”
That’s a pain (literally) indoors, but if she’s running outside and someone sees her, that would be so much worse.
“So I’ll look down and my nip is out.”
Looking down and finding that you’re exposed is a recurring element in many people’s nightmares.
Her cohost offers a couple of solutions that are less drastic than going under the knife.
Lindsie Chrisley suggest that she might try wearing two sports bras in order to contain her bazongas. or that she could use duct tape to keep things in check.
But it sounds like Kail is giving up on the idea of non-surgical remedies.
“Maybe that’s not necessary and I just got a little bit of a reduction.”
You know that she’s struggling when plastic surgery, a major move — even if you’ve had it before — seems like the more viable option.
“Because I know with weight loss they will get smaller, but I think they are so big at this point!”
In other words, she wants to work out to lose weight, including from her boobs.
But her boobs are actively interfering with her efforts to shed the weight through exercise.
It’s a sick joke, but a lot of people find their attempts to lose weight impeded by the weight itself.
Earlier this year, after Kailyn revealed that she had backed out of her trip to see Dr. Miami, she was assailed by tweets.
The body-shaming reduced her to tears. It was heartbreaking.
Some so-called “fans” were shaming her for having considered cosmetic surgery in the first place.
Some considered it lazy, while others were excoriating her for wanting to change her body.
(It’s her flesh prison and she can change it however she likes)
Others were shaming her for backing out, essentially ridiculing for keeping her current figure.
People can be disgusting.
Kailyn Lowry is beautiful just the way that she is.
If she wants to lose weight through diet and exercise, more power to her.
If she wants to shed weight through cosmetic surgery, she is free to do that. It’s her money and her body and her life, and it’s none of anyone else’s business.
For the record, they make specialized sports bras for women who are encountering Kail’s exact problem. We don’t know if she’s tried those.
But ultimately, she doesn’t have to explore any other options if she already has one in mind.
She can do what she wants.
And, for those who are worried, we’re sure that she’ll be just as hot when she’s done as she is now.
Friday, March 9, 2018
Kylie Jenner Celebrates Women"s Day by Drawing Attention to Her Boobs
On the occasion of International Women’s Day yesterday, Kylie Jenner took a moment to remind Instagram followers that she is, indeed, a woman.
By which we mean she shared a picture that drew everyone’s attention to her large breasts.
The 20-year old, who has ramped up her social media use once again after taking approximately nine months off, shared the above selfie on her wildly popular account yesterday, writing a simple two-word caption that was meant to encapsulate a broad concept.
Women’s Day, Kylie said alongside the image.
This was a reference to International Women’s Day, which is held each year on March 8 because it was on that date in 1917 when women in the Soviet Union were granted the right to vote.
In this #MeToo movement climate, yesterday’s holiday became an especially noteworthy occasion.
(Heck, McDonald’s made the grand and very important gesture of turning some of its arches upside down as a tribute!)
So we’re all for Kylie recognizing it and trying to help her fellow females feel empowered these days.
We’re just not entirely sure how this picture accomplishes that goal.
As mentioned previously, Jenner took a social media hiatus for almost the duration of her pregnancy.
She then gave birth to a daughter actually named Stormi on February 1 and has since shared a number of selfies, along with a number of adorable baby photos.
(Have you seen THIS ONE of Jenner’s self-proclaimed “pretty girl?” Cute stuff!)
In this case, of course, Kylie wants the focus to be not just on her, but on her post-pregnancy upper body and how far it has come in about six weeks.
And this is what most followers have chosen to focus on.
“Pregnancy really made her look older in the best way,” wrote on follower in response to this image, while another shared the sentiment:
“She looks more like a woman now.”
Another fan, meanwhile, apparently wanted to take a bite out of Jenner, sounding a lot like Travis Scott with his desire to start banging his girlfriend once again.
“I see you looking like a snack!” this follower wrote as a comment. “What a beauty.”
While we do question Kylie’s motives in sharing a selfie as a tribute to women around the world, we’re mostly joking around here.
However, Kris Jenner posted her own Instagram picture yesterday in honor of this same quasi holiday and was deadly serious in her caption.
Much to the chagrin of some critics around the World Wide Web.
“I’m so proud of my girls and their hearts and what amazing moms they are and their work ethic and how they get up and do their best every single day,” wrote Kris alongside the following image, adding:
“They share, they give back, they care… they are my best friends and my angels! Thank you girls for teaching me how to be better every single moment we share…
“You give me life and I love you.”
She added:
“(of course I love Rob the same but it’s International Women’s Day).”
It’s true. It was International Women’s Day.
Plenty of users just scoffed at Kris choosing to recognizing her own kids on this occasion, especially considering their wealth and status, as opposed to the women out there whose work ethic involves getting up early everyday to go and work three jobs, for example…
… as opposed to the Kardashian woman who mostly take off a few layers of clothing and then sit back and watch the Likes pile up.
But that’s a debate to be had on a different day, we suppose.
Overall, let’s all simply agree that the future is female. Rock on, ladies!
Thursday, March 8, 2018
Conor McGregor Claps Back at 50 Cent, You"re Old & Have Man Boobs!
Welp, that didn’t take long – Conor McGregor just fired back at 50 Cent for claiming he cheated on his GF … saying the rap star should pull out his old man boobs to celebrate women’s day. “Get your tits out for the lads, ladies,” McGregor…
Monday, February 19, 2018
Briana DeJesus: These Are My New Boobs! This Is My New Butt!
Briana DeJesus may or may not be back together with her old boyfriend.
But the Teen Mom 2 star most definitely has brand new body parts she’d like to show off!
Are you ready to see the results of DeJesus having recently gone under the knife?
On February 1, the MTV personality paid a visit to Dr. Miami (pictured above) in order to undergo some major plastic surgery.
As previously reported in sort of gruesome detail, Briana asked the famous physician to give her a tummy tuck, a breast lift and to reshape and contour her butt.
The reality star basically wanted to start fresh with her figure.
Two weeks after these procedures were complete, DeJesus gave followers their first glimpse at the results.
Without including any words for a caption, Briana simply posted THIS PHOTO and asked fans for some feedback.
We can’t imagine she liked the response, however, considering many comments focused on how “one boob” is now “different” from the other.
This is the picture DeJesus shared late last week.
Now, however, Briana is back with even more explicit images of her post-surgery body.
“18 days post op! Progress!!!! Can’t wait to hit the gym next month!” she penned as a caption to a trio of snapshots, the first of which centers on her controversial chest.
Can you spot a difference here?
No more big boobs, DeJesus exclaims as part of the image, clearly hopeful that she’ll avoid back pain later in life.
But her snack trays were not the only body part Briana went ahead and got reduced.
“Skinny Minnie back at it again,” she said below of her new and, in her opinion improved, waist:
And finally, last but never least, DeJesus turned around, stuck it out and made white boys want to shout at her NON-big butt.
She cannot lie: she loves how this rear end now looks.
It’s evident, however, that she may be alone in this view.
Many followers have passed along their negative takes on DeJesus’ appearance, prompting the Teen Mom 2 actress to address them in a follow-up Tweet.
“I feel sorry for those who go thru every picture of mine just to see which one I left comments on and talk the most shit,” Briana wrote on Monday morning, adding:
“lmfao who has time for that? Who has time to follow me if y’all hate me so much.. bunch of weirdos!”
She sort of has a point.
It’s pretty rude to just slam someone for his or her looks.
Moreover, there’s plenty to discuss when it comes to DeJesus that has nothing to do with these images or these procedures.
Just consider the way she was with Javi Marroquin… and then not with him… and then maybe with him again… and then is now reportedly living with baby daddy Devoin Austin, the father of daughter Nova.
With everything else she asked Dr. Miami to do for her, we hope Briana also asked him to work on her neck a bit.
We’d have to imagine she has a severe case of whiplash after all this back and forth.
Saturday, February 3, 2018
P!nk"s Boobs & Trump"s Tweets Star in This Year"s Super Bowl Prop Bets
P!nk’s cleavage and Donald Trump’s Twitter fingers can both get you PAID during this year’s Super Bowl … if you’re willing to throw down some bread on prop bets! There are a ton of wild wagers on the big game … and, like they’ve…
Tuesday, January 30, 2018
Demi Lovato Teases "Big News," Big Boobs
Demi Lovato is showing off her cleavage once again on Instagram.
And we know what you’re thinking:
What else is new, considering all the past times she has done this same thing?
That’s just the thing, though.
According to Demi Lovato herself, something brand new and exciting is actually on the way.
It’s just up to her Instagram followers to figure out what this something will be.
The 25-year old artist shared a photo on her social media page this morning that features her wearing nothing but a white lingerie bodysuit.
She’s rocking some lip gloss and a serious expression, while telling fans the following via an intriguing caption:
Big news coming soon…….
It’s perhaps worth noting that the singer is already partnered up with Kate Hudson’s athletic line, Fabletics, meaning she may be coming out with her own clothing line.
Or maybe her own line of lingerie.
This would be impressive because Lovato has been candid over the years about her long-time self-esteem issues, in particular when it comes to her body.
The widely-admired superstar battles an eating order to this day and would have scoffed in your face not too long ago if you told her she would one day be the face (and body) of any sort of fashion line.
“This year I’ve decided I’m letting go of my perfectionism and embracing freedom from self criticism,” Lovato recently told her supporters.
She added at the time:
“Learning to love my body the way it is is challenging but life changing.
“Giving up my eating disorder has been the most challenging journey of my life but I work every day towards solid recovery even if I mess up sometimes.”
The kinds of issues Demi has struggled with since her early teenage years are the kind that never really go away.
She took many drugs for a long time. She cut herself. She binged, purged and/or sometimes starved herself.
In an attempt to inspire others who can relate to her self-esteem problems, Lovato also Tweeted this past Friday:
“Feeling gross today at a photo shoot but I’m choosing to accept what I see because I love myself for who I am and your love and support gets me through moments like this if you’re struggling as well, don’t forget..
“If I can do it, you can too!”
This was followed by a subsequent message that read:
“No longer depriving myself of treats (in moderation) and I’m not gonna lie, I put on a couple lbs since I’ve given up dieting BUT I’ve given up the chronic stress of what I eat because I don’t want to set that example for my fans.
“No more food shaming myself!!”
Way to go, Demi. We remain forever inspired by your example.
The singer also announced recently that she will offer free mental health counseling to concert goers on her upcoming tour.
She is a true role model in every sense of the term.
Tuesday, December 26, 2017
Hailie Jade Mathers: Eminem"s Daughter Flaunts Boobs on Instagram!
Eminem is back in the news these days, largely because of his vocal criticism of Donald Trump, which seems to have befuddled many a pissed-off white dude, forcing them to turn to scripture and Kid Rock’s Twitter page for answers.
But regardless of where you stand on Em’s politics, there are certain Shady-related truths on which we can all agree.
For example:
1. He’s one of the most gifted rappers to ever pick up a mic.
2. Cheddar Bob was the real hero of 8 Mile.
3. Em’s daughter is a total smoke show.
That third point may seem a bit strange if you grew up listening to Mr. Mathers rap about his baby daughter Hailie and being harassed by this fat kid named D’angelo Bailey, but allow us to put your concerns to rest.
At 22, Hailie Jade is very much a grown woman.
And she looks like this:
See what we mean?
Her dad may be a psychopath with an unhealthy chainsaw obsession, but it’s pretty much impossible not to comment on his daughter’s hotness
We may wind up getting brutally murdered, but hopefully the confession will come in the form of a blistering freestyle in which the word “orange” is rhymed several times.
Proving that being born into fabulous wealth and fame should never interfere with one’s basicness, Hailie captioned the photo, “Happy early birthday to me.”
(Hailie turned 22 on Christmas Day.)
We kid Hailie, but it really is a relief to see her mature into such a stable and grounded young woman.
Eminem gushes about Hailie every chance he gets, and it’s certainly not hard to see why.
In addition to being beautiful, Hailie is bright and ambititious, set to graduate from Michigan State University in 2018.
Earning a degree is an impressive feat for anyone, but for Hailie it’s downright miraculous, considering how poorly things could have gone.
She’s been a fixture in her father’s music since before she learned how to talk, but it certainly doesn’t seem like she’ll be giving in to the child star curse any time soon.
Em defied the odds when he emerged from a Detroit trailer park to become one of the most celebrated musical artists on the planet, and in her own, more quiet way, it seems Hailie is following suit.
Friday, December 22, 2017
Taylor Swift: Boob Job Rumors Resurface Due to Suddenly Huge Boobs
It’s been an interesting 12 months in the life of Taylor Swift.
A comprehensive year-in-review for the singer would touch on everything from her intensifited celebrity feuds to the alleged connections between Taylor and Donald Trump to the shocking death of the Old Taylor.
But today, we’ll focus exclusively on two issues of growing importance to both Swift and her fan base.
We’re talking, of course, about Taylor Swift’s boobs.
Fans and certain media outlets are convinced that Taylor’s had work done thanks to recent photos that show the pop star looking somewhat bustier than usual.
If you like to keep abreast (tee-hee) of the latest rumors surrounding Swift, then you’re probably aware that this is nothing new.
Taylor boob job rumors seem to surface about once a month, but we can’t recall a time in which they’ve been voiced with such certainty.
“Taylor’s boobs look huge,” TMZ stated bluntly this week.
“I must have missed something when did Taylor Swift grow boobs?” one fan commented in response to the same photos.
But perhaps no one has gone to creepier lengths to figure out exactly what’s going on in Taylor’s bra than the ever-unscrupulous folks at Page Six.
The outlet went so far as to recruit thw world’s bro-iest plastic surgeon in order to assess photos of Taylor and offer his opinion on whether or not she’s undergone breast augmentation.
After presumably offering a round of fist bumps and a protracted “niiiiice,” Dr. Matthew Schulman concluded that Taylor totslly probably had ber boobs done.
“[Taylor] has always had a very petite chest but recent photos seem to show a fuller chest and more cleavage,” he told Page Six.
“We know that Taylor has a friendship with many Victoria’s Secret models, so it is possible that she is rocking a new bra.”
Clearly, Dr. Schulman is a true professional.
We all know that familiar moment during any check-up when your doctor days, “Giiiiiirl, I know who you’ve been hanging out with!”
As far as we can tell, there’s a whole cottage industry of plastic surgeons who rarely perform any procedures and spend most of their time offering insights on the changing appearances of celebrities.
And since a “yeah, she looks about the same” quote probably won’t get printed, their professional opinions tend to run toward the scandalous.
As for whether or not Taylor really went under the knife, our wholly unprofessional opinion is that she did not.
The woman’s been in the public eye long enough to know such a change wouldn’t go unnoticed, and she’s secure enough in herself that we feel like she would just come out and admit it.
Plus, she runs with that whole Victoria’s Secret crowd, which means she has access to boob-enhancing technology that won’t be made available to the rest of the world for several decades.
Thursday, October 26, 2017
Ellen DeGeneres SLAMMED for Katy Perry Boobs Tweet
Ellen DeGeneres is best known for making people laugh.
But many people on the Internet don’t find a recent Tweet shared by the comedian to be particularly funny.
In honor of Katy Perry turning 33 years old on Wednesday, DeGeneres posted a picture on social media of herself, wife Portia de Rossi and the birthday gal herself.
The picture featured Ellen ogling Katy’s chest and included the following caption:
Happy birthday, @KatyPerry! It’s time to bring out the big balloons!
Not exactly Ellen’s best material, but critics haven’t turned on DeGeneres because she missed the mark with this Tweet when it comes to humor.
They’ve turned on her because they think this message and this image are offensive, inappropriate and they turn DeGeneres into a pretty huge hypocrite.
In what sense?
Following the recent Harvey Weinstein sexual harassment scandal, DeGeneres has been an outspoken critic of the troubled movie producer and a strong supporter of women who have been victimized in any way by gross men around the world.
Many Internet users were quick to note that this Tweet wouldn’t be acceptable if a man posted it.
Some have used the hashtag “#doublestandard” in response to Ellen’s birthday wish, while others went as far as to compare her to Weinstein and refer to her a “pig.”
Take Piers Morgan, for example:
“If a man made this joke, Ellen would lead the cries of ‘SEXIST PIG!"”
Added Michael Rapaport, referencing the Carolina Panthers starting quarterback for some reason:
“Imagine if Cam Newton or any other Man sent out this tweet & photo. If a DUDE said this the World would stop.”
DeGeneres is not a man, of course.
She is a lesbian, however, meaning she’s attracted to Perry’s gender and is therefore sort of akin to a man in this sexual setting.
“‘Ellen Weinstein?’ Ellen DeGeneres SLAMMED for ‘tasteless’ tribute to Katy Perry,” read another Tweet on this topic, while another user called DeGeneres out for not backing up her words with her actions:
“For Ellen’s next trick, she’ll explain to us all how objectifying women is a bad thing.”
Shortly after the Weinstein news broke, DeGeneres dedicated her opening monologue to denouncing the growing environment of sexual harassment in Hollywood with an impassioned speech.
“This is not a male thing or a female thing, it is not a Hollywood or political thing, this is a human thing and it happens in the workplace, it happens in families, it happens all over the world and we are all the same,” she said this month, adding:
“We all want the same thing, we want respect, love and kindness. And if I could have those three things and an iPhone X, I’d be happy.”
Ellen has not yet responded to those offended by her Perry Tweet.
Do you think they have a point?
Or did Ellen really mean no harm here and folks should just chill out?
Friday, October 13, 2017
Kylie Jenner: Check Out My Pregnancy Boobs!
As you’ve almost certainly heard by now, Kylie Jenner is pregnant with her first child.
The news has been everywhere for almost a month now, but interestingly, Kylie has yet to officially confirm that she’s expecting.
Of course, the 20-year-old mom-to-be certainly isn’t denying that she’s knocked up, and she seems to be enjoying teasing her fans with subtle hints about how far along she is:
That’s Kylie’s latest Instagram photo.
As you can see, it’s strategically cropped and considerably less revealing than most of Kylie’s pics.
It’s part of her new trend of remaining mostly covered-up and captioning her posts with some inane comment like what shade of lip liner she’s wearing.
Obviously, Kylie is far too savvy to believe she’s actually fooling anyone.
It seems she’s simply enjoying the act of stringing her fans along by hinting at the big announcement, but never actually delivering it.
It’s a gloriously petty move, and we applaud her for it.
When Kylie posts a photo of herself wearing a ski parka on a day when the temperature is approaching 90 in LA, she’s 100 percent aware of what she’s doing.
And it’s a win-win situation, as her fans seem to be totally on board for it.
Further proof that at the ripe old age of 20, Kylie has amassed such a faithful following that she can pretty much do whatever she wants.
Elsewhere on the landscape of Kylizzle pregnancy news, there’s some paternity drama brewing, as Tyga claims Kylie is carrying his baby, not Travis Scott’s.
Of course, if this turns out to be true, it’ll result in some major drama as Kylie has been dating Travis Scott since at aleast April.
She’s reportedly only about four months into her pregnancy, so …
Well, you don’t have to be a mathematician to see how Kylie might wind some major explaining to do.
In all likelihood, however, the claim is just a desperate bid to remain relevant on Tyga’s part.
That’s the problem with dating thirsty dudes–it’s a bit like feeding a hungry dog, as they’re unlikely to leave you alone when you want them to.
Friday, September 22, 2017
Jorge Nava: Anfisa Arkhipchenko Got Mean After i Bought Her New Boobs!
90 Day Fiance has shown us a lot of toxic couples who should never so much as pass each other on the street, let alone marry. Most of them realized that and bowed out before tying the knot.
Some couples with toxic relationships married. Jorge Nava and Anfisa Arkhipchenko seemed wrong for each other, for so many reasons.
But they recently sat down and discussed exactly where their relationship went wrong. As it turns out, there was so much more to it than money. The video below shows them argue about exactly what else gave them so much trouble.
Money was always a big deal for Anfisa Arkhipchenko and Jorge Nava"s relationship.
That"s not really an assumption.
Jorge was a "wealthy" American who became infatuated with Anfisa thanks to Instagram.
Anfisa was very open about her desire to be pampered and treasured by her affluent husband, earning her the "gold-digger" label by may fans of 90 Day Fiance.
We"ve known for a long time that trouble started to emerge for this couple when Anfisa discovered that Jorge wasn"t as wealthy as he had claimed to be, and that he was in debt.
Despite all of that, the couple remained together after getting married.
In fact, Anfisa Arkhipchenko celebrated her one year anniversary, telling her haters exactly what she thought of them for saying that her relationship was doomed.
And yet, during the Tell All special, things seemed to be almost at their worst ever between Anfisa and Jorge.
(We say "almost" because of that time that Anfisa hit Jorge)
During one of the portions of the 90 Day Fiance Tell All special that we didn"t get a chance to talk about (because there was so much!), Anfisa and Jorge pretty much went off on each other from separate couches.
Jorge and Anfisa had broken up prior to the Tell All and, strangely, it wasn"t domestic violence or finances that had been their last straw, but a fight between Jorge"s sister and Anfisa.
As you"ll see in the video below, Jorge claims that Anfisa seemed to change for the worse, in terms of her attitude towards him and their relationship, after he paid for her to get a boob job.
We should clarify that Jorge uses different terminology, which TLC elected to bleep.
It gets worse and, though Jorge accuses Anfisa of cheating on him, he comes across sounding like the bad guy.
Jorge Nava accuses Anfisa of cheating.
How does he claim to know this?
Well, he says that he went through Anfisa"s text messages.
He says that she didn"t know that he knew her password, and would look through her texts when she was asleep.
Paola Mayfield, watching this from another room with other stars of 90 Day Fiance, says what we"re all thinking:
"Oh my gosh, what a creepy relationship."
Paola is right. That is an abusive behavior and there is, quite frankly, no excuse for doing that.
And by the way — Jorge describes "flirty" texts without providing any actual evidence of any actual cheating.
After all of that, he seems to want to imply without actually saying so that Anfisa is a sex worker.
While there"s nothing actually wrong with sex work of any kind, Jorge seems to be saying this just to hurt her feelings or embarrass her.
That sounds like a thoroughly toxic relationship, right?
Well, somehow, between that Tell All special and now, the two of them appear to have gotten back together.
At least, their recent Instagram activity strongly suggests that they"re an item.
Anfisa Arkhipchenko"s name on Instagram is "Anfisa Nava."
Maybe they really are trying to make it work, but … we can"t imagine how.
Saturday, August 26, 2017
Mayweather vs. McGregor Prop Bets: Bank on Demi Lovato"s Boobs!!
Lookin’ to make some extra cash during the Floyd vs. Conor fight?? BET ON THE BOOBS … ‘cause Demi Lovato’s twins highlight the fight’s list of prop bets!! The cyber-gambling site BetOnline.ag — one of the biggest gambling sites on the net — is…
Friday, August 11, 2017
Kylie Jenner: Look How Much I (And My Boobs) Have Grown!
Kylie Jenner partied with family, friends, and a bootytastic ice sculpture on the eve of her 20th birthday,
But, in true Kylie form, she also celebrated the occasion with a wildly sexy photoshoot.
Kylie Jenner wasn’t quite in her birthday suit, but … she might as well have been. (Seriously, make sure that your boss isn’t looking over your shoulder for these pics)
Pink is a great color.
We’re not big fans of the color yellow. Like, at all.
But Kylie Jenner might just change our minds about that, because she started off her twenties by sharing some risque photos of herself.
Wearing some very see-through lingerie, naturally.
She captioned this one “20” with a little gold star beside it.
If you’d hopped in a time machine and asked us to identify this photo two years ago, we might have been left scratching our heads.
Kylie Jenner’s been a curvy girl for years, now.
Her hourglass figure is famous.
But over the past year, her bust has increased in size enough that breast implant rumors seem to provide a more plausible explanation than a late spurt of puberty.
Usually, you just recognize somebody’s face, no matter how much their body changes.
Kylie, though … her face has changed a little over the years.
(Not so much in the past two, but her face is partially obscured in this photo anyway)
But you know what’s barely obscured at all?
Her nipples.
Her left nipple, in particular, in that photo.
She’s an adult, so she’s welcome to show as many or as few parts of her flesh prison as she likes.
We guess that Instagram’s unwavering terror in the face of girl nipples is mitigated when there’s something in front of those nipples.
Even if it’s an entirely see-through material.
She captioned that photo “thanks for all the birthday wishes!”
We guess that flashing her nip-nop is just Kylie’s way of showing her appreciation.
Before Kylie even turned 20, she took some photos while lounging by the pool at her mother’s house.
She looks incredible.
Because of course se does.
We don’t want to say that her body looks like it was designed by a man, but … it kind of does.
Her proportions seem to cater to a certain (not universal, but widely appealing) ideal.
Kylie’s been blasted for changing herself for the haters, but we say that so long as her body looks the way that she wants it to, more power to her.
Again, her boobs are so much these days.
Kylie has more to celebrate than a body that looks like it was designed by one of those comic book artists (the ones who draw every woman as a busty contortionist) and her 20th birthday.
Kylie Cosmetics is raking in the dough and may be worth a billion dollars within five short years.
When we refer to Kylie Jenner as a makeup mogul, it’s not just because we enjoy alliteration.
That’s the appropriate thing to call her.
Kylie Cosmetics is booming and it looks like it’s going to stay that way for years to come.
Kylie is also building her own distinct brand to the point where she has her own series, Life of Kylie, which is now airing.
The series follows her life and her friends and the various, um, “hardships” that she faces because she’s Kylie.
Having her own reality series is going to not only provide another revenue stream, but it’s going to help Kylie’s brand become more distinct from that of her family.
Her twenties are going to be pretty exciting.
Monday, August 7, 2017
Bella Thorne: Check Out My Boobs and Bad Skin!
Bella Thorne has been quite the presence on social media lately.
Obviously, Bella’s relationship with Scott Disick has brought her a good deal of media attention, but Ms. Thorne has always been an expert on attracting interest.
Case in point: her latest selfie, which checks two major items off the viral Snapchat checklist.
We’ll start with the obvious:
Bella Thorne’s boobs have proven to be reliable traffic generators many times in the past, so it’s no great surprise that she’s busting them out again.
We’ve seen so many Bella bikini selfies that it’s impossible to keep track of them all, but this one might prove to be among her most popular for reasons that go beyond her prominently displayed breasts.
You see, in addition to showing some serious skin, Bella is hopping aboard the no-makeup selfie bandwagon and her self-deprecation has earned her a tidal wave of support from fans.
The same day that Bella posted the photo above, she tweeted:
“When you cancel your whole day because your skin looks so f***ing bad.”
The tweet prompted numerous messages of support from followers, many of whom revealed that they can thoroughly relate to Bella’s plight.
But if you’re concerned that the 19-year-old is too down on herself, fear not.
She’s still got swag to spare.
On Snapchat, Bella captioned the pic, “Two days of working out and I already look and feel better.”
We know the slightest bit of effort can yield major results at that age, and obviously, Bella looks incredible … but it’s unlikely that she’s really seeing any noticeable change in her appearance after just two days at the gym.
What’s more likely is that Bella looks better because she feels better.
After all, the girl has a lot to smile about these days.
In addition to her apparently renewed focus on her health, Bella is dating Blackbear, a 26-year-old hip hop artist who, it’s worth noting, is most definitely not Scott Disick.
That fact alone has probably earned him the approval of Bella’s family and friends.
“Blackbear and Bella started out as friends but things changed after that nightmare in Cannes with Scott [Disick],” a friend of Bella’s recently told Hollywood Life.
“He was one of the people who boosted her back up. That’s what they bonded over, Scott’s kind of the reason they got serious. Otherwise Bella might not have realized how good Blackbear could be for her.”
We give this relationship a hearty thumbs up.
Did we mention the dude is not Scott Disick?
Wednesday, July 19, 2017
Emily Ratajkowski Talks About Her Boobs Again
There are multiple wonderful things about Emily Ratajkowski, but a lot of people associate her with her boobs. Like, even more than people do with other attractive young actresses and models.
While that sounds kind of dehumanizing, it’s only fair to acknowledge that she does talk about them. A lot. Emily Ratajkowski says that her large boobs keep her from getting hired for certain jobs, even.
And now she’s talking about her boobs once again.
You wouldn’t think that Emily Ratajkowski would be a “divisive” figure in popular culture, but somehow people love her work or admire her body or hate her stances.
Some lust after her and rage against everything that she says, which is weird and hypocritical and more than a little gross.
What’s to hate?
She’s a feminist, which should only be a problem if you’re awful or literally don’t understand what femenism is.
And yeah, she was on Team Bernie during the primaries, but she didn’t go nuts like Susan Sarandon or even say anything outlandish.
She flaunts her body, but it’s he meat prison and she can show as much or little of it as she likes.
Emily Ratajkowski has gone nude multiple times, and again, she can do that all that she likes.
Some people almost seem bothered that she’s skinny and has boobs, as if that’s somehow cheating?
It isn’t “cheating,” it’s just what her body looks like.
Emily Ratajkowski will appear topless for Allure, where she talks about her boobs some more.
“It really bothers me that people are so offended by breasts…”
Yeah, if you’re offended by breasts rather than, like, fascinated or disinterested or whatever, you’ve got a problem.
They’re boobs. Regardless of gender or sexuality, doesn’t everybody like boobs?
“That’s when I realized how f–ked our culture is.”
That’s sad but true.
But don’t worry, because she knows that “our culture kinda sucks” is hella vague — she elaborates.
“When we see breasts, we don’t think of beauty and femininity.”
That’s true.
Breasts aren’t universally feminine or necessarily always beautiful, but they’re usually both.
“We think of vulgar, oversexualized images.”
Porn, basically. She means porn.
Breasts come in a wide variety — big and small, with a whole array of shapes and nipple sizes and color combinations and even textures.
(Even though Rob Kardashian’s social media tantrum made it pretty clear that nipple sizes can confuse him. Don’t be like Rob)
The interesting thing about Emily Ratajkowski’s statement is that she’s absolutely right.
In some cultures, breasts are almost entirely non-sexualized.
In other cultures and faiths, bare breasts can be part of sacred expression.
The many-breasted idol of Diana of Ephesus wasn’t pornography for the Romans — the statue was absolutely sacred.
For the Igbo ethnic group of West Africa, a woman’s nudity is a sacred act during arguments or public protests and invokes the presence of the gods.
So much classical art (and modern art) includes tasteful nudity and beautiful portrayals of breasts.
Now, we’re not anti-porn by any stretch of the imagination, but we have to acknowledge the role that pornography has played in “vulgar” presentations of boobs.
We wouldn’t say that all porn that features boobs is party to this, but there are definitely elements of porn where all nudity is inherently and immediately sexual.
So people who are used to that sort of mindset see an actress or model posing nude for artistic purposes and they get confused, basically.
Interestingly, this is the same kind of mindset — and confusion — that we see from uberconservatives.
(Who are typically anti-porn to the highest degree)
Like, Mike Pence won’t even be alone with a woman unless Mother is present.
We can only imagine his confusion if he saw, gasp, a pair of boobs.
The rest of us can laugh at these mindsets, but these are the same things that lead to oppressive and sexist dress codes and make it harder for women to go topless at beaches and protests even on scorching-hot days.
Sexuality is wonderful and nudity is wonderful, but you can be sexy without being nude and you can be nude without it being inherently sexual.
Interestingly, while Emily Ratajkowski is maybe best known for appearing in the “Blurred Lines” music video and in “Gone Girl” — and was topless in both — a lot of us first saw her in her recurring role on ratings juggernaut iCarly.
Just to clarify, she was not topless on the Nickelodeon sitcom.
She’s a good actress, independently of her boobs.
She’s also a person, independently of her boobs.
(And we don’t just mean that she also has a butt or whatever)
Maybe when the world matures enough to appreciate women for their talent, Emily Ratajkowski will finally get to talk about something else.
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