Jillian Barberie has the most awesome way of saying, “F**k cancer” — on the heels of announcing she’s been diagnosed with breast cancer, she’s celebrating her girls … and yes, that means her boobs. The former Fox personality — for “Good Day LA”…
Showing posts with label Jokes'. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jokes'. Show all posts
Saturday, November 3, 2018
Friday, November 2, 2018
Pete Davidson Jokes About Failed Engagement with Ariana Grande During "SNL" Rehearsal
Pete Davidson ain’t above turning his pain into comedy, which is why he’s working on some Ariana Grande-related jokes for ‘SNL’ — even if it pisses her off — TMZ has learned. Sources connected to ‘SNL’ say Pete’s been in…
Wednesday, September 26, 2018
Jeremy Piven"s Swear Jokes at Victims" Fundraising Event Weren"t Offensive
Jeremy Piven dropped some cuss words last week in front of what might have been the wrong crowd, but some guests say it certainly wasn’t as shocking as it’s been made out to be. Piven hosted a fundraising gala this past weekend for…
Friday, September 21, 2018
Congressman Ralph Norman Jokes About Ruth Bader Ginsburg Getting Groped
Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg is now the butt of sexual harassment jokes … at least for Rep. Ralph Norman, who dropped one Thursday and kinda killed with it. The South Carolina Representative was speaking at a Kiwanis Club…
Monday, August 27, 2018
Sacha Baron Cohen Jokes with O.J. Simpson About Killing Women
Sacha Baron Cohen saved the best for last … wrapping up his ‘Who is America’ series by sitting down with O.J. Simpson, and trying to get him to admit he committed the murders. O.J. didn’t take quite the bait, but it was pretty close as…
Wednesday, August 15, 2018
Dane Cook Jokes About Gross, Potentially Illegal Relationship with 19-Year Old
It’s not exactly groundbreaking news to state that Dane Cook isn’t funny.
Typically, however, our response to his terrible jokes is to roll our eyes or shake our heads.
When it comes to Cook making quips about his relationship with Kelsi Taylor, though, we need to be restrained from calling the police.
Cook, you see, if 46 yeas old.
Taylor is 19 years old.
The pair went public with their inappropriate relationship in January, at which time Cook referred to Taylor as a “gift.”
This week, meanwhile, in an Instagram Q&A with fans (We know, right? Who knew that Dane Cook had any fans?!?), the so-called comedian responded to a number of inquiries about his unusual romance.
How did they meet, for example?
“At a game night I host at my place,” Cook replied. “We were friends for a while and soon after fell in like with each (other) and then upgraded to love.”
So… they were friends for awhile?
And they actually started dating when Taylor was 18?
Which means Cook was in his early 40s and isn’t just sleeping with a teenager, but he’s sleeping with a teenager who he knew since she was maybe a sophomore in high school?
That is disgusting, borderline illegal and most definitely not a subject to joke about.
But Dane Cook has never met a bad joke he didn’t tell, so he continued…
What advice can Cook give to others in a relationship that involves a large age difference?
“The only thing you have to do is plan that your deaths will be somewhat far apart,” he wrote back.
Do their families approve of the relationship?
“I love her family and we are pretty close and go to dinner and hang,” Dane responded, adding:
“My family pretty much all died years ago but @_courtneycook_ my sister likes Kelsi a lot.”
What do they like most about each other?
“Kelsi is smart, kind, creative, loyal & honest. As for me I think Kelsi would say I’m tolerable.”
Back in February, in an Instagram caption, Cook noted that Taylor “is warm hearted, smart, sincere & more than anything else we just click.”
He added at this time:
“I have to say I’m the happiest I’ve been in a long time in both my career & personal life.”
Kelsi is an aspiring singer who just released her new album, “Fear of Yourself.”
She has also performed background vocals for Grammy nominees such as Demi Lovato and Little Big Town.
Cook, meanwhile, has dated such stars as Jessica Simpson, Nicole Scherzinger, Julianne Hough and Raquel Houghton.
If Taylor makes him happy, that’s great we guess.
And it is conceivable that two people at these stages of their lives could find true love with one another. Once again… we guess.
But there’s also something sketchy and flat-out gross about a grown man sleeping with a teenager. There just is.
Anyone out there disagree?
Thursday, July 26, 2018
NY Congressman Jokes About Conor McGregor"s Sentence
NY Congressman Peter King ain’t too worried about people thinking Conor McGregor got off easy in his bus attack case — in fact, he’s already got jokes! Of course, McGregor was facing 7 years in prison and possible deportation — but struck a…
NY Congressman Jokes About Conor McGregor"s Sentence
NY Congressman Peter King ain’t too worried about people thinking Conor McGregor got off easy in his bus attack case — in fact, he’s already got jokes! Of course, McGregor was facing 7 years in prison and possible deportation — but struck a…
Tuesday, July 24, 2018
Jeff Ross Prepping Kendall Jenner Jokes for Blake Griffin Roast
Nothing’s off limits when Jeff Ross goes head-to-head with Blake Griffin in a Roast Battle on Saturday … including his former relationship with Kendall Jenner. Here’s the deal … Blake challenged Ross on social media a few days ago.…
Saturday, June 23, 2018
Bryan Cranston Jokes About, Then Decries Restaurant Booting Sarah Huckabee Sanders
Bryan Cranston’s got a theory on why members of President Trump’s administration keep getting driven out of restaurants … but he’s only kidding. We got the “Breaking Bad” legend at LAX Saturday and told him about Sarah Huckabee Sanders getting…
Wednesday, June 20, 2018
Senator Cory Booker Jokes Corey Lewandowski"s a Disgrace to All Coreys
Senator Cory Booker says Trump’s former campaign manager has a long way to go to live up to all the honorable men who share his name. The New Jersey Senator responded with a little levity Wednesday on Capitol Hill when our photog asked about Corey…
Senator Cory Booker Jokes Corey Lewandowski"s a Disgrace to All Coreys
Senator Cory Booker says Trump’s former campaign manager has a long way to go to live up to all the honorable men who share his name. The New Jersey Senator responded with a little levity Wednesday on Capitol Hill when our photog asked about Corey…
Wednesday, June 13, 2018
Dennis Rodman Jokes About Trump Winning Nobel Peace Prize
Dennis Rodman had a hearty laugh about President Trump possibly winning a Nobel Peace Prize, because he thinks someone else should be considered … Dennis Rodman! We talked to The Worm about the historic meeting between his friends,…
Tuesday, May 29, 2018
Marlon Wayans Jokes Where Roseanne Will Land After Racist Tweet
Marlon Wayans has an idea where Roseanne will land after ABC gave her show the boot … and it’s not with any of the major 3-letter networks. We got the comedian at LAX on Tuesday and wanted to get his reaction to “Roseanne” getting…
Monday, May 28, 2018
Eminem Teases Crowd with Nicki Minaj Relationship Jokes
Eminem and Nicki Minaj aren’t dating … but they’re certainly having fun with the idea. The rapper was headlining the Boston Calling festival Sunday night when he addressed the rumors — in jest — asking the crowd for their approval of the hip hop…
Tuesday, May 15, 2018
Anne Frank"s Newly Uncovered Diary Pages Reveal Dirty Jokes
Anne Frank was a typical teenager in at least one way — she told dirty jokes and had strong opinions about sex, birth control and prostitution … which she included in her famous diary. Dutch researchers deciphered the writing on 2 pages of…
Friday, April 20, 2018
Dad Jokes with Daughter, Gets Accused of Pedophilia
Oh, Internet. You never fail to disappoint us.
No, that is not meant as a compliment.
In the following slideshow, you"ll meet a baby, her mother and her father.
And you"ll get to see what happened after the father made what he believed to be an innocent, harmless jokes…
… only for social media users to attack him for being sick, perverted and disgusted.
It all started with one very simply photo — and then it snowballed from there. Scroll down to see what we mean:
1. Look at Me!
It all started with this photo. Yes, this simple and adorable photo that a mother snapped of her baby girl. AWWWW, right?
2. Then, Dad Intervened
The little girl’s father jokingly pulled his child’s legs together in response to the first photo, wanting to keep her chaste for as long as possible.
3. Daddy Was Not Having It!
So joked Mom as a caption on Twitter to these pictures side by side. Pretty funny, right? Wrong, according to many people on the Internet.
4. What a Sicko!
As you can tell by this response, critics are NOT holding back with their opinions. They think this man’s joke was symbolic of a much larger issue.
5. Monitor That Man!
To be clear, we do actually see where these critiques are coming from. Babies spread their legs all the time. It is sort of weird for one’s mind to even see this pose as anything but innocent — but that doesn’t mean we think the father needs to be “monitored.” Come on, people. Relax.
6. This is a Much Better Point
This man’s reaction may say more about the way society views women than anything else. Yes, his mind went to a certain place… but perhaps because it has been conditioned to do so.
Wednesday, April 18, 2018
Kim Kardashian Jokes About Kanye West Split, Shows Actual Sense of Humor
Based on, like, every Kim Kardashian photo of all-time, we’re well aware that this reality star has cleavage.
Like, A LOT of cleavage.
But who would have guessed that Kim also has a sense of humor?!?
We’re not trying to be mean here, it’s just… when was the last time you heard Kim say anything funny or even especially original?
Perhaps aware of her reputation as wooden and boring, Kardashian jumped on Twitter this week and made an actual joke.
In response to Kanye West returning to Twitter and, among other ramblings, stating that he wants to “get rid of everything,” the rapper’s wife shot back:
Wait…EVERYTHING?!?!?!
She even included an emoji of a woman raising her hand afterward:
Good friend Chrissy Teign (who has never had a problem being funny) played along with Kim’s divorce quip, Tweeting in reply to the above message:
“I have an air mattress here and I have been itching to bust it out if you need.”
And this prompted Kardashian to continue with her joke, proving she’s capable of actually playing along:
Might need some more for the kids? Just not clear on what everything really means. I need clarity. Thanks for being such a good friend.
Maybe John can call and inquire? But maybe he means friends too? This is confusing.
Kardashian has been focusing a lot on her bikini body these days.
(She also Tweeted this yesterday: “Day 1 of my cleanse is done and I didn’t cheat. I was even surrounded my donuts. I’m really proud of myself.”)
As a result, is it possible she’s been ignoring Kanye’s needs?
Has her marriage suffered in the wake of her and West welcoming a third child a few months ago?
Has everything they’ve been through over the past couple years finally taken a fatal toll on the twosome’s marriage?
No, of course not.
We’re just being silly here, much as Kim was very obviously being in her series of Tweets.
Aware that many websites out there would run with this story as if there was actual trouble in Kimye paradise, the former sex tape star and producer made an attempt to stop this rumor before it got started.
She concluded her string of Kanye-related Tweets as follows:
“For anyone who has absolutely no humor in their soul please know my tweets are a joke and I will die laughing if I see blogs and media really think I am being serious.
“So don’t even try it.”
You probably won’t be shocked to learn that a handful of blogs out there did, indeed, try it.
But not The Hollywood Gossip!
We were never fooled and we are not desperate enough for clicks that we’ll run some misleading headline about Kim and Kanye.
Back in early 2017, there appeared to be a few legitimate rumors about a possible Kardashian and West break-up. So, yes, we published those a few times.
However, the stars seem stronger than ever now, having overcome Kim’s robbery in Paris and Kanye’s subsequent mental breakdown a couple years back.
They now have three kids at home and seem content to actually remain farther out of the spotlight than ever before.
Maybe Kanye will release a new album at some point?
Perhaps Kim will pose nude once again in Playboy?
Until then, however, the Internet is forced to conjure up stories about the relationship based on a few clearly sarcastic Tweets.
A whole lot has changed, hasn’t it?
Friday, April 13, 2018
Jenelle Evans "Jokes" That David Eason is Black: What is WRONG with Her?!
Jenelle Evans … just … bless her heart.
She can be completely awful, of course, and she does awful things all the time, but sometimes those things are less about her character and more about her intellect.
Which is to say that sometimes she does horrible things not because she"s being malicious, but because she"s just kind of dumb, honestly.
Take, for instance, her tweets from earlier this week about her husband, David Eason, and how he can"t be racist because he"s black.
And before you ask, yes, she actually said that …
1. Honey, No
This whole mess began when we learned that MTV was doing us a solid and airing footage from last year’s infamous balloon incident — the thing where David popped a bunch of balloons with a knife at a New Year’s Eve special they filmed.
2. Who Cares?
Jenelle tried to play it off, like she doesn’t have any problem with the world seeing how unhinged her husband is. Which, come to think of it, is probably true.
3. Real Subtle
This barely even makes sense, because obviously she isn’t “doing fantastic” — her husband got fired and her future with Teen Mom 2 still isn’t secure. Though we do believe that MTV is upset with her and is no longer interested in trying to give her a good edit, which is why they’re finally airing the baloon thing in the first place.
4. Sure, Jenelle
Because everyone knows that when you’re happy and content and loving life, you tell the internet about it every single chance you get. That’s obviously how that works.
5. What
Next — and this is just too great — someone asked her how her “racist and homophobic husband” was doing. Jenelle’s answer?
6. LMAO
“My husband is black, but yeah ok sure. Lmao.”
Thursday, March 1, 2018
Trump"s Chief of Staff John Kelly Jokes His Job is a Punishment from God
John Kelly says he’s being punished by God … and that’s why he’s working as Donald Trump’s Chief of Staff. Gen. Kelly made the joke Thursday at a Homeland Security event, where he was addressing his former colleagues at the department –…
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