Based on, like, every Kim Kardashian photo of all-time, we’re well aware that this reality star has cleavage.
Like, A LOT of cleavage.
But who would have guessed that Kim also has a sense of humor?!?
We’re not trying to be mean here, it’s just… when was the last time you heard Kim say anything funny or even especially original?
Perhaps aware of her reputation as wooden and boring, Kardashian jumped on Twitter this week and made an actual joke.
In response to Kanye West returning to Twitter and, among other ramblings, stating that he wants to “get rid of everything,” the rapper’s wife shot back:
Wait…EVERYTHING?!?!?!
She even included an emoji of a woman raising her hand afterward:
Good friend Chrissy Teign (who has never had a problem being funny) played along with Kim’s divorce quip, Tweeting in reply to the above message:
“I have an air mattress here and I have been itching to bust it out if you need.”
And this prompted Kardashian to continue with her joke, proving she’s capable of actually playing along:
Might need some more for the kids? Just not clear on what everything really means. I need clarity. Thanks for being such a good friend.
Maybe John can call and inquire? But maybe he means friends too? This is confusing.
Kardashian has been focusing a lot on her bikini body these days.
(She also Tweeted this yesterday: “Day 1 of my cleanse is done and I didn’t cheat. I was even surrounded my donuts. I’m really proud of myself.”)
As a result, is it possible she’s been ignoring Kanye’s needs?
Has her marriage suffered in the wake of her and West welcoming a third child a few months ago?
Has everything they’ve been through over the past couple years finally taken a fatal toll on the twosome’s marriage?
No, of course not.
We’re just being silly here, much as Kim was very obviously being in her series of Tweets.
Aware that many websites out there would run with this story as if there was actual trouble in Kimye paradise, the former sex tape star and producer made an attempt to stop this rumor before it got started.
She concluded her string of Kanye-related Tweets as follows:
“For anyone who has absolutely no humor in their soul please know my tweets are a joke and I will die laughing if I see blogs and media really think I am being serious.
“So don’t even try it.”
You probably won’t be shocked to learn that a handful of blogs out there did, indeed, try it.
But not The Hollywood Gossip!
We were never fooled and we are not desperate enough for clicks that we’ll run some misleading headline about Kim and Kanye.
Back in early 2017, there appeared to be a few legitimate rumors about a possible Kardashian and West break-up. So, yes, we published those a few times.
However, the stars seem stronger than ever now, having overcome Kim’s robbery in Paris and Kanye’s subsequent mental breakdown a couple years back.
They now have three kids at home and seem content to actually remain farther out of the spotlight than ever before.
Maybe Kanye will release a new album at some point?
Perhaps Kim will pose nude once again in Playboy?
Until then, however, the Internet is forced to conjure up stories about the relationship based on a few clearly sarcastic Tweets.
A whole lot has changed, hasn’t it?
