June Shannon Strips Down, Frightens TV Fans Everywhere

As has been documented at length over the last couple years, June Shannon recently lost over 300 pounds.

On Friday night’s episode of her reality show, From Not to Hot, however, the long-time D-Lister was focused on losing something else:

Nearly all of her clothing.

Having packed back on some of the weight she lost on Season 1 via a tummy tuck, liposuction, dieting and lots of working out, June was nervous for a lingerie shoot that had been arranged awhile back on her behalf.

“The lingerie shoot that Gina booked for me is in a couple days and I’m nervous as sh-t,” Shannon said early on, adding:

“Tonia is a celebrity stylist. She’s got this new lingerie catalogue and she wants me to be on the front cover.

“I know I’ve gained a couple pounds and I’ve got to come up with some quick fixes to get some of this weight off so I look good in this lingerie.”

Among these quick fixes that we witnessed on air yesterday?

Shots of apple cider vinegar… running very fast on the treadmill while covered in Preparation H and wrapped in Saran Wrap.. and also wearing head-to-toe trash bags in a steam room.

Really.

We’re not making any of those up.

“How much do you need to lose?” Alana “Honey Boo Boo” Thompson, asked her mother as June attempted these ridiculous activities.

“Probably a good 25,” Mama June replied, grabbing hold of her belly.

I think that’s a little under what you need,” Honey Boo Boo replied, just being honest. “I think a good 45. I’m being serious.”

Shannon, because she’s sort of terrible, went on to suggest that Alan join her on her journey to get healthier.

“I’m perfect the way I am, but if you need the support …” said Honey Boo Boo, coming across far more mature than her mom.

When it came time for the photo shoot, boyfriend Geno Doak noticed that June needed some public hair grooming before she could strike any poses.

Really, once again.

We’re not making that up.

“Chewbacca down there, we got a little scruffy going on,” Geno said, making us nauseous and adding:

“We gotta trim that sh-t up some.”

Geno then grabbed an electric razor, said he formerly worked as a landscaper and… let’s just move on.

June ended up thrilled with the results of the pictorial, saying the photos proved her dedication to her family.

“If this doesn’t show you that I will do anything to keep my family fed, I mean nothing will,” she offered.

Could she be a lingerie model as a career?

June pondered this option, while Geno quipped in reply:

“If you’re going to do it full time, I think we should invest in a lawnmower.”

Okay, that’s funny.

And gross.

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Val Kilmer Obsesses Over Cate Blanchett, Frightens the Internet

As previously reported, Val Kilmer is alive.

But is he alive and well?

We previously asked this question because Kilmer"s gaunt appearance has sparked talk of a cancer diagnosis.

But we"re asking it now because many Internet users are concerned about Kilmer"s well-being in light of his recent Twitter barrage.

As you"re about to find out, the actor simply can"t stop writing about Cate Blanchett. And it"s freaking everyone out!

1. Where Art Thou, Cate?

Kilmer wrote this Tweet on the evening of March 24. It was the first in a long line of messages about the actress opposite whom Kilmer acted in 2006’s The Missing.

2. He Deleted This Follow-Up

But it will live forever online!

3. The Next Day…

Kilmer still had thoughts to share on Blanchett.

4. You Should See Her Pick Up a Shovel

No, really, you should! I got the chance to once!

5. You May Want to Cool It, Dude

So said a few followers on Twitter. But Kilmer didn’t seem to agree or understand why.

6. And Another Thing!

Kilmer is just a man in love… with a married woman who once sent her husband to meet him in her place.

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Hugh Jackman Photo Frightens Fans: Has His Cancer Returned?

Hugh Jackman is one of the best looking people on the planet.

This really isn’t too much of an exaggeration.

When looking at a photo of the actor, most people remark upon how attractive he is.

Or perhaps they consider his career and talk about his versatility.

This is a man, after all, who can belt it out on Broadway with the best of them.. and then tear bad guys to shreds as Wolverine.

But a Facebook photo of Jackman that went viral this week doesn’t have fans discussing any of his past roles; nor are they drooling over his chiseled physique.

Instead, they are asking one simple question:

IS HUGH JACKMAN OKAY?!?

The above picture depicts the beloved star standing over some freshly cooked fish.

He has earbuds in one ear and he’s giving the camera a triumphant thumbs up.

“Now that’s what I’m talking about!” he captioned the image.

But the perpetually youthful Australian looks old, doesn’t he? He appears haggard, wouldn’t you say?

Some followers have simply pointed to the fact that he’s currently shooting the third Wolverine standalone film and he’s probably just in makeup from the shoot.

We certainly hope that’s the case.

Because the alternative is that maybe Jackman’s skin cancer has returned.

In May of 2014, Jackman shared the following photograph online, warning fans to get themselves checked for this disease because he had had a recurrence.

Jackman posted a similar selfie in November of 2013, writing as a caption back then:

“I had [basal] cell carcinoma. Please don’t be foolish like me. Get yourself checked. And USE sunscreen!!!”

Here is a look at that old image:

Chances are strong that Jackson is doing just fine and this is the Internet doing what the Internet so often does:

Overreacting to something and expressing panic.

But at least that panic is out of genuine concern for one of the most popular actors out there this time around.

Because when it come to Hugh Jackman, we want him around for many decades to come, singing at the top of his lungs and/or looking like this:

Seriously, this picture is not Photoshopped.

The guy is a machine.

Hugh Jackman Photo Frightens Fans: Has His Cancer Returned?

Hugh Jackman is one of the best looking people on the planet.

This really isn’t too much of an exaggeration.

When looking at a photo of the actor, most people remark upon how attractive he is.

Or perhaps they consider his career and talk about his versatility.

This is a man, after all, who can belt it out on Broadway with the best of them.. and then tear bad guys to shreds as Wolverine.

But a Facebook photo of Jackman that went viral this week doesn’t have fans discussing any of his past roles; nor are they drooling over his chiseled physique.

Instead, they are asking one simple question:

IS HUGH JACKMAN OKAY?!?

The above picture depicts the beloved star standing over some freshly cooked fish.

He has earbuds in one ear and he’s giving the camera a triumphant thumbs up.

“Now that’s what I’m talking about!” he captioned the image.

But the perpetually youthful Australian looks old, doesn’t he? He appears haggard, wouldn’t you say?

Some followers have simply pointed to the fact that he’s currently shooting the third Wolverine standalone film and he’s probably just in makeup from the shoot.

We certainly hope that’s the case.

Because the alternative is that maybe Jackman’s skin cancer has returned.

In May of 2014, Jackman shared the following photograph online, warning fans to get themselves checked for this disease because he had had a recurrence.

Jackman posted a similar selfie in November of 2013, writing as a caption back then:

“I had [basal] cell carcinoma. Please don’t be foolish like me. Get yourself checked. And USE sunscreen!!!”

Here is a look at that old image:

Chances are strong that Jackson is doing just fine and this is the Internet doing what the Internet so often does:

Overreacting to something and expressing panic.

But at least that panic is out of genuine concern for one of the most popular actors out there this time around.

Because when it come to Hugh Jackman, we want him around for many decades to come, singing at the top of his lungs and/or looking like this:

Seriously, this picture is not Photoshopped.

The guy is a machine.