Here’s Joakim Noah proving he’s got nothing to hide when it comes to getting naked — stripping off his pants in the middle of the street in Venice Beach … and yeah, dude’s in great shape. The New York Knicks player was leaving a vintage…
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Tuesday, August 7, 2018
Joakim Noah Strips Butt Naked In Venice Street
Here’s Joakim Noah proving he’s got nothing to hide when it comes to getting naked — stripping off his pants in the middle of the street in Venice Beach … and yeah, dude’s in great shape. The New York Knicks player was leaving a vintage…
Saturday, June 30, 2018
June Shannon Strips Down, Frightens TV Fans Everywhere
As has been documented at length over the last couple years, June Shannon recently lost over 300 pounds.
On Friday night’s episode of her reality show, From Not to Hot, however, the long-time D-Lister was focused on losing something else:
Nearly all of her clothing.
Having packed back on some of the weight she lost on Season 1 via a tummy tuck, liposuction, dieting and lots of working out, June was nervous for a lingerie shoot that had been arranged awhile back on her behalf.
“The lingerie shoot that Gina booked for me is in a couple days and I’m nervous as sh-t,” Shannon said early on, adding:
“Tonia is a celebrity stylist. She’s got this new lingerie catalogue and she wants me to be on the front cover.
“I know I’ve gained a couple pounds and I’ve got to come up with some quick fixes to get some of this weight off so I look good in this lingerie.”
Among these quick fixes that we witnessed on air yesterday?
Shots of apple cider vinegar… running very fast on the treadmill while covered in Preparation H and wrapped in Saran Wrap.. and also wearing head-to-toe trash bags in a steam room.
Really.
We’re not making any of those up.
“How much do you need to lose?” Alana “Honey Boo Boo” Thompson, asked her mother as June attempted these ridiculous activities.
“Probably a good 25,” Mama June replied, grabbing hold of her belly.
I think that’s a little under what you need,” Honey Boo Boo replied, just being honest. “I think a good 45. I’m being serious.”
Shannon, because she’s sort of terrible, went on to suggest that Alan join her on her journey to get healthier.
“I’m perfect the way I am, but if you need the support …” said Honey Boo Boo, coming across far more mature than her mom.
When it came time for the photo shoot, boyfriend Geno Doak noticed that June needed some public hair grooming before she could strike any poses.
Really, once again.
We’re not making that up.
“Chewbacca down there, we got a little scruffy going on,” Geno said, making us nauseous and adding:
“We gotta trim that sh-t up some.”
Geno then grabbed an electric razor, said he formerly worked as a landscaper and… let’s just move on.
June ended up thrilled with the results of the pictorial, saying the photos proved her dedication to her family.
“If this doesn’t show you that I will do anything to keep my family fed, I mean nothing will,” she offered.
Could she be a lingerie model as a career?
June pondered this option, while Geno quipped in reply:
“If you’re going to do it full time, I think we should invest in a lawnmower.”
Okay, that’s funny.
And gross.
Wednesday, April 25, 2018
Kim Kardashian Strips Down, Models For Fragrance Bottles
It looks like Kim Kardashian aims to break the internet again, and those hilarious NSFW pics that she’s been sharing were just a warm-up.
This time, she’s gone fully nude.
All to create a mold so that you can buy perfume bottles shaped exactly like her legendary curves. Take a look!
Kim Kardashian shared the image that you’re about to see on Instagram.
As you can see, either Kim or someone on her team had to make a couple of tweaks to the image to meet Instagram’s standards.
You can see that her nipples have been pixilated, both because Instagram is famously unable to cope with lady nips and because Kim generally avoids showing fans her entire nipples.
You may also notice that her crotch area appears to have received the same treatment.
(Unlike when it comes to nipples, Instagram is very even-handed with their ban on displaying genitals)
In the caption of this still salacious photo, Kim writes:
“We took a mold of my body and made it a perfume bottle.”
Take a look:
Kim looks incredible!
Those legendary curves will make her perfume bottles as unique and distinctive as her own body.
We’ve spoken before about how, when it comes to the Kardashians, their brands are tied to their bodies.
Sure, a lot of actors and TV personalities try to stay in shape, just like regular people. Life is that much easier when you’re better looking.
But for the Kardashians, so much of the content that they produce hinges upon their curves, their skin, their beautiful faces, and often tantalizing glimpses of them wearing little to nothing.
Like the sort of thing that Kim’s been posting lately.
This nudity helps to attract fans — many of whom, quite frankly, would love to look like Kim, or have sex with Kim. Or both!
The emphasis upon using their bodies for branding also makes them ideal for certain types of celebrity endorsements.
For example, how many times have we seen members of the Kardashian-Jenner clan hawking “fit tea” or corsets.
All of the advice from medical experts who say that these aren’t real body solutions goes out the window when people fixate on the idea that perhaps they, too, could have a mind-boggling, internet-breaking body.
Less insidious endorsements, like for underwear or lingerie or swimwear, obviously work very well for the Kardashian and Jenner ladies.
Now, however, Kim is taking things to a whole new level.
Her Kim Kardashian West fragrances — crystal gardenia, crystal gardenia citrus, and crystal gardenia OUD, so we hope that you like gardenias — will rest in little glass molds of her actual naked body.
Clearly, Kim’s photo is designed to serve as both an advertisement and as proof that the bottle’s design is authentic.
But … is there something more motivating her to share this sexy pic?
Recently, Kanye seems to have lost his mind, and fans are concerned.
There have even been reports of Kanye getting into fierce arguments with Kim’s family.
Allegedly, he has even had some explosive fights with Kris Jenner.
Between these reports and his impulsive, bizarre ramblings on social media that are simply impossible to hide, some fans wonder if Kim is using her body to distract the entire world from her husband’s erratic behavior.
Kim loves her husband and she would clearly do anything for him.
That probably includes baring all in order to distract his detractors from his embarrassing and self-destructive behavior as he appears to be headed for another mental breakdown.
(Let’s hope for the best, though)
But Kim’s new fragrance line drops on April 30. That photo might have always been scheduled to come out this week.
It could all be just a coincidence.
Friday, April 6, 2018
Justin Bieber Strips Down, Shows Off Finished Body Tattoos
Justin Bieber’s extensive body tattoos have grown and grown until some fans believe that he’s become ugly.
But will they change their minds when they see the finished product?
Take a look at the new photo below of Justin’s completed tattoo and decide if he’s adorned with a work of art … or a total mess.
In the captions of the photo that you’re about to see, the Biebs wrote:
“If tattooed didn’t hurt everyone would have them. Well maybe not very one!! [sic]”
There are many factors that cause people to avoid getting a tattoo. Some have religious objections. Others have aesthetic issues. And some folks just aren’t willing to commit to any one tattoo.
“Over a hundred hours of hart work on my body and I wouldn’t take back a single one.. [sic]”
That is a tremendous amount of time to spend getting tattooed.
“I ABSOLUTELY LOVE ART AND IVE MAde my body a canvas and it’s SO MUCH FUN [sic]”
Take a look!
Some look at this and see him proudly displaying a complex work of art that was years in the making.
Others think that he’s made a chaotic, inky mess of his once-desirable body.
Others, still, barely notice the tattoos and view this as a thirst trap. That’s fair — this is his naked torso and the camera goes lower than most low-riding jeans.
And it looks like Justin is covering his famous penis with his hands.
If you consider these torso tattoos to be a triumph, perhaps older images will make it clear why a number of fans were worried or horrified by Bieber’s tattoos.
A lot of the tattoo work was done by the famous Bang Bang, back in 2017.
But only now is the Biebs showing off the finished work.
Some say that it’s all finally coming together. Others believe that even the finished work looks like a much-too-busy
Now, at least, fans can see what Justin is going for.
Whether you love it or hate it, it’s his body. He can decorate it however he likes.
Justin has a number of religious messages tattooed, including:
“Son of God,” “Believe,” “Purpose,” and “Forgive.”
The prominently displayed cross is also hard to miss.
He also has enough animal tattoos to start his own zoo, including a lion, a bear, a tiger, an eagle, and an owl.
You may also notice the numerals I, IX, VII, and V. It looks like a date — 1975 — but it’s not the date of his birth.
It’s the year that his parents, Jeremy Bieber and Pattie Mallette, were born. It’s pretty rare to have parents born in the same year, so you can see why he’d want to celebrate it.
We should mention that Justin Bieber’s captions had a number of fans worried that he might have fallen off of the wagon following his latest breakup with Selena.
Everyone makes typos or forgets how to spell something or types out a word that doesn’t even exist. But Justin’s captions seemed riddled with errors.
But let’s not jump to conclusions, please. While he’s clearly not illiterate, sometimes people who are catapulted to fame at an early age struggle with things like writing — particularly when they are excited or in a hurry.
Some believe that Justin’s tattoos may be his own version of Britney’s famous head-shaving breakdown from over a decade ago. She famously shaved her head because everyone seemed to want to control her hair. It was an act of breaking the chains of her fame.
Justin’s body has been the subject of a lot of attention — particularly from his fans. Perhaps the tattoos are his way of reclaiming his body for himself.
Or … maybe it’s not that deep.
Thursday, February 15, 2018
Miley Cyrus Strips Down, Sends Liam Hemsworth Steamy Valentine"s Day Video
Miley Cyrus really loves Liam Hemsworth.
The pair called their engagement and relationship off back in 2013, but they got back together a few years later.
The parting of ways came around the time Miley rounded up everything related to Hannah Montana, hurled petrol over it, and set it on fire before leaving the ashes in her rear-view mirror.
That’s not entirely how it went down, but you may recall her chopping her hair and swinging on a wrecking ball totally naked.
Hey, if it helps sell records and make you one of the most talked about celebrities on the planet, why not?
There was also that time with the foam finger on stage, but we’ll not get into that today.
We’re here to talk about love!
With February 14 marking Valentine’s Day, Miley wanted to let her man know that she loves him dearly.
To do this, the 25-year-old stripped down to red lingerie, a glittery robe, and pink tennis shoes.
As if that was not enough, she clutched a heart that had the word “Lili.”
Have a look below.
Happy Vday to my Val @LiamHemsworth pic.twitter.com/KYjCuJld1z
— Miley Ray Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) February 14, 2018
“Happy Vday to my Val @LiamHemsworth,” Cyrus shared alongside the steamy clip.
A behind the scenes video of the shoot was also shared by the “Malibu” singer. In the clip, she pulls various poses as people on the set laugh along.
You can feast your eyes on that video below.
Happy Vday 💋 pic.twitter.com/zgGqtoqSRh
— Miley Ray Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) February 14, 2018
There was radio silence from Liam on social in the aftermath, but we’re sure he thanked her in person. Well, we can hope he did.
Radar Online reported last month that the couple got married in an intimate New Year’s Eve ceremony in the Byron Bay area of Australia.
The report went on to say that it was a spur of the moment decision.
There has been no confirmation that the report is true, but with Miley and Liam, we may wait a while to get the truth.
The pair has been relatively quiet about their relationship since they got back together.
Maybe they’ve realized that leaving everyone to speculate is the best foot forward.
What do you think of the videos?
Hit the comment below with your thoughts.
Thursday, November 16, 2017
Farrah Abraham Strips Down For Lingerie Pics, Confirms Teen Mom Firing?
Right now, Farrah Abraham’s Teen Mom career seems to exist in a state of quantum uncertainty. Was she really fired from Teen Mom OG for being a sex worker? If so, will MTV take her back?
We don’t know. But we do know at least a little of what Farrah’s up to in the mean time.
Right now? She’s hawking lingerie. Some very aggressively revealing lingerie.
So, Farrah Abraham has had a long, long career with MTV.
So long, in fact, that she’s a Teen Mom star who’s 26 years old.
(A friend recently asked who she was, and was a little taken aback by my answer … because he didn’t expect to hear about Teen Mom stars in the same age-range as the stars of scripted teen dramas)
But then came reports that MTV had fired her.
And by “reports,” we mean that Farrah Abraham angrily ranted, claimed that MTV had fired her, and seemed to refer to it as a “hate crime.”
(In Farrah’s mind, maybe a “hate crime” just means a thing that she hates … which is not even a little bit close to what that means)
She alleged that her live sex shows (like the live anal toy camshow that she had announced) were the issue, it was also strongly suggested that … maybe it was a personality issue.
Meaning that maybe Farrah was fired because everyone hates her, and that — if someone mentioned her camgirl livestreams in the process, that may have just been the excuse that MTV needed.
We don’t know.
What we do know is that Farrah Abraham says that she wasn’t fired, actually … which only makes us more confused.
Competing reports are one thing, and we’re used to sorting through those.
But we don’t see competing reports from the same person, about themselves nearly so often. Especially not within such a short timeframe.
What may have happened was that Farrah was given an ultimatum by MTV or by producers: that she could do porn or Teen Mom, but not both.
(Honestly, that doesn’t sound fair — part of the point of being a reality star is for branding opportunities, and whatever we may think of Farrah, sex work is no less honest or valid than plugging a makeup brand on Instagram)
Only time will tell, at this point, though Farrah’s “Viacom Legal Confirms I have not been fired, I have not breached my contract,” does sound pretty official.
But what are we to make of this?
Farrah is posing here in some lingerie that hides everything except her bits. She’s using her hands to cover her nip nops, and it looks like absolutely nothing is covering part of her genitals.
She’s holding a riding crop and we have to say that she’s looking pretty darn good.
She captioned her post:
“#Shmoney mondayyyy ! Can’t wait to show you my exclusive lingerie line Dec 1st.”
She follows this with a gift emoji and a bag-of-money emoji.
“Behind the scenes! Photo shoot woot-woot! For the intrigued [sparkles emoji] wonderfully beautifully www.pultraintimates.com.”
So this is her new lingerie line. Have another look:
We don’t think that anyone’s actually supposed to have intercourse through such a modestly sized hole in the outfit’s panties, but it’s certainly suggestive.
The riding crop is the only part of the whole ensemble that says “S&M” to us, but maybe there’s more to come that will put the fairly vanilla S&M toy into a context that makes sense.
Like we said, Farrah looks good here.
But … if she was getting into trouble with MTV folks for putting some toys into herself on camera for money, are they going to love her getting naked to hawk some lingerie?
This might put her deeper in the hole.
(Pun not intended)
Tuesday, November 14, 2017
Stassi Schroeder Strips Down on Instagram, Reveals Breast Reduction Surgery Scars
A new season of Vanderpump Rules is almost upon us.
It’s been seven months since we last checked in with the men and women of SUR, and a whole lot has changed in their lives in the interim.
For one thing, it seems barely a week went by without a new breakup rumor wending its way around social media.
Jax Taylor and Brittany Cartwright split shortly after their spinoff series, Jax and Brittany Take Kentucky, publicly exposed the many flaws in their relationship.
It’s been reported that Tom Schwartz and Katie Maloney have called it quits after less than a year of marriage, but that news didn’t come as much of a shock.
Those two have been exposing their flaws from day one.
Even Scheana Marie and Robert Valletta have broken up, despite maintaining the outward appearance of happiness until the very end.
But for all the Vanderpump romances that have gone south in the past year, perhaps none comes as a greater surprise than the breakup between Stassi Schroeder and Patrick Meagher.
Sure, they’d broken up in the past, but Stassi and Patrick really seemed to be in it for the long haul.
In fact, after several years as the show’s resident mystery man, Meagher finally agreed to appear on camera for Vanderpump Season 6.
The move was taken by many as a sign of commitment, the long-running reality show equivalent of putting a ring on it.
Sadly, Stassi and Patrick’s relationship melted under the glare of the spotlight, and he broke up with her on what would have been their thrid anniversary.
But don’t cry for SUR’s answer to Regina George–Stassi survived with the breakup with both her sharp sense of humor and her bangin’ body intact:
Stassi posted the above photo Instagram yesterday, along with a caption reading:
“That Kardashian ass tho.”
Stassi’s not afraid of a little self-deprecation, not does she have any qualms about showing off the faint scars from her breast reduction surgery.
It’s that attitude that’s made her the standout figure on a show that’s loaded with big personalities.
And we’re sure Ms. Schroeder has a similarly seductive effect on her Tinder matches.
Watch Vanderpump Rules online to get caught up in time for what promises to be the show’s most dramatic season to date.
Wednesday, October 25, 2017
WWE Superstar Lana Strips Down to Bikini In Crazy L.A. Heatwave
How do you stay cool when the temp’s over 100 degrees? Bikini beach day!! That’s what WWE superstar Lana did while the rest of the city was melting. Lana was rollin’ solo in Santa Monica — no sign of her husband, Rusev … but we’re not…
WWE Superstar Lana Strips Down to Bikini In Crazy L.A. Heatwave
How do you stay cool when the temp’s over 100 degrees? Bikini beach day!! That’s what WWE superstar Lana did while the rest of the city was melting. Lana was rollin’ solo in Santa Monica — no sign of her husband, Rusev … but we’re not…
Friday, September 15, 2017
Farrah Abraham Strips Down & Masturbates on Live Stream, Gets Slammed By Fans
Even though she had sex on camera in exchange for money, Farrah Abraham doesn’t like to say she was a porn star.
Farrah starred in a “sex tape,” she claims, which is different from a porn … for reasons she can’t quite explain.
It was already built on a pretty shaky foundation, but Farrah’s argument that she’s not a sex worker is weaker than ever following a seriously risque cam show that she put on her for her fans this week.
The live stream began as an ad for a vibrator endorsed by Farrah.
To convey how much she enjoys the product, Farrah went ahead and masturbated on camera.
“She was licking it, saying the viewers should,” one viewer told Radar Online.
“She did, in fact, lick her own p-ssy mold sex toy,” the proud patron of the arts continued.
At that point, the free portion of the performance came to a close, and viewers were informed that they would need to pay up in order to continue watching.
A surprising number of fans ponied up $ 20 or more in order to watch Farrah pleasure and spank herself, because 2017 is a ridiculous year, and Farrah might be its most ridiculous person.
Farrah received some positive reviews, winding up with a 78% approval rating on the streaming site.
Of course, the crowd was a mix of live sex show aficionados and Teen Mom fans, and the latter group reportedly had unkind things to say in the comments section.
The cam show is something of an unexpected move for Farrah.
Though in the past, she’s sold rubber molds of her own vagina, written erotic novels, and starred in the aforementioned “sex tape,” Farrah seemed to have put sex work behind her in recent months.
Clearly, she’s back in the game these days.
Hey, maybe she’s just proud of her new vaginal rejuvenation.
You don’t shell out for a revamped va-jay-jay and not show it off to the world.
That’s like buying a new sports car and not rubbing a vibrator all over it on the internet.
Sorry, analogies are not our strong suit.
Watch Teen Mom: OG online to see Farrah embarrass herself with her clothes on.
Thursday, August 31, 2017
Giancarlo Stanton Strips Down for Erotic Sex Scene In Lexy Panterra Video
Giancarlo Stanton just hit another one out the park … TMZ Sports has a first look at the MLB home run leader like we KNOW you’ve never seen him before … as a VIDEO VIXEN … getting up close and personal — and damn near naked with Lexy…
Friday, June 2, 2017
Kylie Jenner Strips Down to Promote Lip Kit, Torture Tyga
It’s been almost three months since Kylie Jenner and Tyga broke up for the 47th and final time, and it seems that Kylizzle is having no trouble leaving her Z-list ex in the past.
According to various sources, Kylie is dating Travis Scott these days and the couple is reportedly moving at breakneck speed.
But Kylie is still a member of the Kardashian-Jenner clan, which means she’s comprised of roughly 85-90% pettiness.
So when the opportunity to remind an ex of what he’s missing out on arises, you better believe Kylie’s gonna take it.
That’s a photo from Kylie’s latest ad campaign for her famous, eponymous lip kits.
Words fail us at times like these, so we’ll simply quote America’s current poet laureate Kendrick Lamar, who once remarked, “Damn.”
Racy Kylie Jenner selfies are pretty much a daily occurrence on Instagram, but this is some next-level sh-t.
Not only is a lot of skin even by Kylie standards, what we’re looking at her is no mere selfie.
For starters, it’s the work of a professional photographer, which means a lot more thought went into than the typical ‘Gram post.
On top of that, it’s intended to promote Kylie’s lip kits, and we can’t help but notice that lips aren’t really the focal point here.
The whole thing has led many fans to the conclusion that the photo was inspired more by a desire to torture T-Raww than a need to promote Kylie’s already wildly popular cosmetics.
Kylie emulates her older sisters in many ways, and she’s likely learned a lot by Kourtney Kardashians subtle acts of revenge against Scott Disick.
After years of being used, neglected, and manipulated by the Lord, Kourtney decided to launch psychological warfare with unusually risque selfies as her only weapon.
Which means Scott loses and the rest of the world wins.
So is Kylie taking a page from her older sister’s playbook here?
We may never know.
All we can do is hope she sticks with this tactic.
Oh, and that Tyga doesn’t go off the deep end quite as badly as Scott did.
That’s never fun to watch.
Wednesday, February 15, 2017
S.I. Swimsuit Editor Strips Down to Bikini ... "Beauty Comes In All Shapes" (VIDEO)
The woman behind the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition is turning the tables on herself — posing in her bikini to spread her message, “There is not a singular definition of beauty.” Of course, the magazine has gotten criticism over the years for…
Friday, December 16, 2016
Model Liziane Gutierrez Strips Down to Buy A Christmas Tree (PHOTO GALLERY)
Liziane Gutierrez has been very good this year … at getting in front of every camera she possibly can — so we’ll find out if Santa rewards that kinda thing. The Brazilian model went shopping for a Christmas tree in Vegas this week, and decided…
Monday, December 5, 2016
Ireland Baldwin Strips WAY Down for Racy New Calendar
If Donald Trump really wants to irritate Alec Baldwin, he"ll stop making fun of how the actor portrays him on Saturday Night Live.
By taking this tact, Trump has given Baldwin plenty of ammunition to fire back on Twitter, while also helping the ratings for this NBC sketch comedy show increase dramatically.
So if Trump truly wants to piss Baldwin off, he"ll stop with his inane Tweeting about SNL and start with some inappropriate Tweeting about Ireland Baldwin.
The 21-year old is featured in Love Magazine"s latest advent calendar, promoting the item in a new video that can only be described with for letters:
NSFW.
Set the Madonna"s hit single "Cherish," the following video depicts Baldwin on the beach.
She"s wearing a Coach trench coat… at first.
But she then discards this piece of attire to reveal some seriously sexy satin undergarments.
From there, Baldwin rolls around in the sand, strips off her top and runs into the ocean.
Others slated to appear for the calendar videos this year include Alessandra Ambrosio, Ciara, Chrissy Teigen, Emily Ratajkowski, Gigi Hadid, Hailey Baldwin, Heidi Klum, Karlie Kloss, Kendall Jenner, Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, Sofia Richie and Suki Waterhouse.
We can only imagine how much racier these clips will get.
Check out Ireland"s version below:
Friday, November 11, 2016
"Bachelorette" Star Luke Pell -- Strips Down For the Dogs (VIDEO)
‘Bachelorette’ alum Luke Pell didn’t score a gig as the next ‘Bachelor,’ but he might want to see if Chippendales is hiring after making $ 1,500 for taking off his shirt. Luke, a fan favorite from JoJo’s season, swept the Cocktails for Canines…
Friday, October 28, 2016
Kylie Jenner Strips, Makes Lasagna in Bizarre Snapchat Story
Do you ever wonder what’s up with kids today – what, with their sexting, and their Snapchat, and their … their baked Italian casserole dishes?
Yes, proving once again that she’s both an innovator and a taste-maker, Kylie Jenner has combined social media, semi-nudity and lasagna in one of the most random-ass Snapchat stories in history.
Things started off routinely enough, with the sort of EDM soundtracked narcissism that Kylie is known for:
After that, however, things took a turn for the weird, as Kylie pulled a Walter White and decided to cook in her underwear.
Okay, so she didn’t completely strip down to her skivvies, a la Heisenberg, but this definitely isn’t the sort thing you see in your grandmother’s kitchen.
And if it is, your grandmother has some serious boundary issues:
Here, Kylie seems to be saying:
“Yawn, I just woke up from a dream where I was modeling sexy athletic wear, hence my casual, yet revealing attire. Did you know I recently signed an endorsement deal with Puma?
“Anyway, what are you doing in my kitchen, Mr. Photographer? Oh, you want to take my picture? Sigh, if you must.”
In this one, she’s all:
“Hey, all that photography must be making you hungry. Why don’t I whip something up while posing in various states of undress?”
In the pic below, Kylie proves she has an incredibly keen understanding of how the male mind operates:
She’s stripping down while almost subconsciously implanting thoughts of food into your brain.
If she had a beer in her hand and NFL Sunday Ticket on a TV in the background, this photo would cause men to slip into a trance-like state from which they might never recover.
Then, in case there was any doubt about what she’s really serving up here, Kylie hits us with this gem:
Yes, you’ve seen Kylie’s ass many, many times before, but have you ever seen it with the word “lasagna” written on it?
Possibly, if you had a really weird sex dream after eating too much cheese before bed, but that’s it.
So what’s to be learned from this slideshow of sex and Mediterranean cuisine?
Well, we certainly didn’t glean any knowledge about how to make lasagna, but we were reminded of one very important thing…
When it comes to marketing and manipulation, Kylie is like Don Draper combined with Sigmund Freud combined with dat ass.
One day, when she fully masters her powers, Kylie will occupy the highest office in the land after winning 100 percent of the popular vote in an uncontested election.
Then she’ll probably take a bunch of spread-eagled selfies in the Oval Office or something.
We’re not really sure what her endgame is.
Tuesday, January 5, 2016
Kylie Jenner Strips Way Down for Bondage Video
New year.
Same Kylie Jenner.
The 18-year old has rung in 2016 by doing what garnered her so many Instagram followers and fans overall in 2015.
By taking her clothes off. Nearly entirely.
The Keeping Up with the Kardashians star is featured in a new video for B + W Beauty, one that features images snapped by photographer Sasha Samsonova.
It depicts Kylie is nothing but a thong and bra, as the young star seductively shows off her body while working her way from a chair to the bed.
The footage is only 13 seconds in length, but you can stare at this screen grabs from the video for as long as you’d like:
While Jenner is heating things up above, however, might things be cooling off between her and Tyga?
The rapper may be in serious trouble at the moment for allegedly contacting a 14-year old girl named Molly O’Malia.
She claimed Tyga stalked and harassed her via social media, which, if true, would cause a pretty serious problem for him and Jenner. We’d imagine at least.
At some point, Kylie has made it clear she wants to have kids and even quit Instagram once that day arrives.
But will it arrive with Tyga? It’s too early to say.
Based on the video and photo(s) posted here, though, we doubt Jenner will have trouble finding a new man if need be.
Monday, December 7, 2015
Selena Gomez Strips WAY Down for Music Video Teaser
Whoa there. Now we get it.
Now we see why Justin Bieber apparently cannot let Selena Gomez go and why Niall Horan was apparently making out with the singer at a recent party in Los Angeles.
Gomez has gone ahead and made this very clear in a new teaser for her upcoming music video set to "Hands to Myself."
Selena shared the preview on Monday morning, tweeting along with the following footage:
“Catch the sneak peak of my #HandsToMyself video featuring the #NewBeatsPill!”
The clip starts off with this beautiful young singer walking into a luxury home, taking off her jacket… and revealing she’s wearing nothing but a black bra and underwear underneath.
The artist then admires herself in the mirror after climbing the steps and entering her bedroom, where she turns on the Pill and gets all comfy and cozy on the bed.
“Hands To Myself” is a track off Gomez’s latest album "Revivial."
It was released in October and debuted at number-one on the Billboard 200 chart.
She performed the song at last month’s Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show taping, which will air on CBS; and she also sang it at this month’s Jingle Ball concerts.
It"s unclear just when the official video will be released, but it"s very clear that Selena Gomez has a nice body.
You can see it for yourself here:
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