Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin Have Matching Face Tattoos: Report

According to a surprising new report, Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin have something in common aside from undying affection for one another.

They also have matching face tattoos.

For real!

Reportedly!

Tattoo artist Keith McCurdy, better known by his nickname “Bang Bang,” tells Page Six that he can confirm the so-called works of art himself…

… because he’s the one who drew them on the singer and his midel wife.

“They each got a tattoo,” McCurdy says. “Justin’s tattoo is on his face, and I haven’t seen any photos of it — so he’s doing a good job of laying low.”

Added Mr. Bang:

“It’s really thin and delicate. And [it’s] also not a traditional couples’ tattoo . . . I don’t want to give away what it is until press gets a hold of it.”

How interesting, right?

That’s one word for it at least.

Bieber is apparently changing his look all over the place these days, considering he recently shaved all the hair off his head as well.

The tattoo artist, who is responsible for many other designs across Bieber’s body, added to the aforementioned outlet that this face tattoo is near Justin’s eyebrow and is comprised of “little words.”

Perhaps it’s an ode or a reference of some kind to Baldwin?

Gotta imagine some paparazzo will get close enough soon to give us all a solid glimpse.

Bieber and Baldwin shocked the world by getting engaged this summer

They then shocked the world once again a few weeks ago by getting married in a courthouse in New York City.

There was some debate at the time over whether or not Hailey and Justin actually tied the knot or merely obtained a marriage license — but Baldwin told a fan last month that it was the former.

She confirmed she is married to Bieber.

We can still expect the famous couple to hold a larger ceremony and reception at some point in the future, however.

For the most part, however, Bieber and Baldwin have remained pretty quiet ever since they got back together.

There are some questions over whether Bieber will even record any music ever again — or if he’ll just dedicate himself to his religion and his relationship.

We suppose time will tell.

In the meantime, let’s all speculate and wonder:

What the heck could this face tattoo be?

And is there any chance at all it looks good?!?

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Paris Jackson Gets Tattoos Covered Up for Photo Shoot

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Briana DeJesus and Javi Marroquin: Watch Them Get Matching Tattoos! Cringe Forever!

With all of the unrelenting drama their relationship caused, it"s easy to forget that Briana DeJesus and Javi Marroquin only dated for a few months at the end of last year.

But it"s true — after a long friendship and some heavy flirting, they officialy began dating in October, then they broke up in January.

Thanks to previews for this season of Teen Mom 2, we know that during that time, Javi was considering proposing to Briana, because that"s normal.

And thanks to this one specific preview (and also photos from social media at the time), we know that the two of them got matching tattoos.

Again, because that"s normal.

In the clip, which is sincerely just almost unbearable to watch, Javi is driving Briana to the tattoo shop while chatting with his brother on the phone.

"We"re going to get tattoos right now," he tells him. "King and queen chess pieces."

And then, if you can even believe it, he adds "I told Bri she"s gotta put my name so I know it"s real but she doesn"t want to."

Smart move on Bri"s part, who, by the way, looks like she wants to crawl in a hole and die during this entire conversation.

Javi tells his brother that "it"s gonna be lit" to make that terrible decision with his girlfriend of two days (approximately, anyway), then hangs up.

Briana asks him how long his brother"s been with his wife, and Javi says they"ve been married five years, which for some reason is impressive to her.

She remarks on how his family "has a long history with long relationships," and Javi agrees and says that"s why he values relationships so much.

"I want that," he tells her directly, and she nods but doesn"t say anything.

At this point, we"re basically at horror movie levels of "RUN, GIRL, RUN."

But she doesn"t, and they go into the shop together, where she gets her tattoo first.

When it"s done, she admires it in the mirror, and then Javi creeps over to her, looks at it, and says "Sorry, we can"t break up. You"re stuck with me forever, in some way."

In response, Briana makes this face:

Because who says that?! Who honestly thinks that"s an OK thing to say to someone?

Probably the same person who wants his girlfriend to get his name tattooed on him after a month of dating.

Or possibly the same person who wanted his girlfriend to get his name tattooed on him, broke up with her a couple of months after that, then impregnated a new girl a couple of months after that.

It"s weird. The whole thing is just very weird and uncomfortable and Javi desperately needs to learn how to relax a little bit in relationships.

Watch him and try not to get too creeped out in the video below:

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Pete Davidson Already Has TWO Ariana Grande Tattoos!

Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson are dating and … we wish them all of the happiness in the world. They’re both great.

Ariana recently destroyed the claim that she somehow “caused” Mac Miller’s DUI by breaking up with him — and was also accused of leaving Miller for Davidson.

But clearly, these two are enjoying each other’s company and their budding relationship. So much so that Pete Davidson has gotten two Ariana tattoos.

After Ariana’s powerful performance at the Billboard Music Awards, she and Saturday Night Live star Pete Davidson were spotted backstage looking very cozy.

They later took to Instagram to make things a little more official than some secondhand sightings.

Honestly? This relationship is great news.

They’re both 24, they’re both hot, they’re both recently out of other relationships, and they both deserve all of the happiness in the world.

And though they’ve only been an item for a few weeks, Pete Davidson is already getting himself inked for Ariana.

Tattoo artist London Reese shared this photo — with comments disabled, captioning it:

“We had a good night.”

As you can see, Pete Davidson has a tattoo of the bunny ears mask behind his ear.

The black bunny ears mask was an accessory on Ariana’s Dangerous Woman tour and became a symbol for her and for her tour.

(Of course, he’ll have to lean over for Ariana to see it — did you know that their height difference is fifteen inches?)

The thing is … that isn’t even the only new tattoo in Ariana’s honor that Pete is sporting.

Take a look:

Unless Pete Davidson is just really excited about Academically Gifted programs at elementary schools or is planning on running for Attorney General and forgot to tell anyone …

… We’d say that “A.G.” stands for Ariana Grande.

Now, some may look at Pete’s tattoos and say: “Whoa, there, slow down!”

Because their relationship is still very new.

But not everyone treats tattoos with the same level of deliberation. Pete is known for his impulsive tattoo-getting.

Remember, folks, he once got a direwolf tattoo before ever watching Game of Thrones. He just thought that they were cool.

Speaking of cool tattoos, one of his other famous tattoos is of Hillary Clinton. He has tons of tattoos and he tends to just ink himself with stuff that he likes.

It’s his flesh prison and he can decorate it however he likes, folks.

Ariana and Pete showed that they were profoundly relatable by sporitng some Harry Potter House Pride.

It is no surprise to anyone that Ariana is a Slytherin. She’s cunning, ambitious, and fiercely loyal to those whom she loves.

(If you’re looking for other celebrity politicians who are Slytherin role models but aren’t politicians, look no further than Kris Jenner, Nate Silver, or Taylor Swift)

Some were surprised to learn that Pete is a Gryffindor.

But sometimes, people’s image of a Harry Potter House is a little skewed by familiar characters.

My friend has a test for Gryffindors: Could you envision Pete Davidson, when he was a high school student, yelling at a teacher? Yes. He’s a Gryffindor.

What’s really significant about this photo isn’t their House affiliations; it’s just that they have shared interests and are happy to express them.

It’s possible that Ariana and Pete could part ways in a week or two. It’s also possible that they could stay together for years.

No one knows the future.

But Pete getting a tattoo doesn’t mean that he thinks that something will last forever. Even tattoos don’t really last forever without upkeep.

Ariana means a lot to him, and this new relationship is already an important event in his life. It makes sense that he wants to commemorate this.

Congratulations to Pete and Ariana!

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Justin Bieber Strips Down, Shows Off Finished Body Tattoos

Justin Bieber’s extensive body tattoos have grown and grown until some fans believe that he’s become ugly.

But will they change their minds when they see the finished product?

Take a look at the new photo below of Justin’s completed tattoo and decide if he’s adorned with a work of art … or a total mess.

In the captions of the photo that you’re about to see, the Biebs wrote:

“If tattooed didn’t hurt everyone would have them. Well maybe not very one!! [sic]”

There are many factors that cause people to avoid getting a tattoo. Some have religious objections. Others have aesthetic issues. And some folks just aren’t willing to commit to any one tattoo.

“Over a hundred hours of hart work on my body and I wouldn’t take back a single one.. [sic]”

That is a tremendous amount of time to spend getting tattooed.

“I ABSOLUTELY LOVE ART AND IVE MAde my body a canvas and it’s SO MUCH FUN [sic]”

Take a look!

Some look at this and see him proudly displaying a complex work of art that was years in the making.

Others think that he’s made a chaotic, inky mess of his once-desirable body.

Others, still, barely notice the tattoos and view this as a thirst trap. That’s fair — this is his naked torso and the camera goes lower than most low-riding jeans.

And it looks like Justin is covering his famous penis with his hands.

If you consider these torso tattoos to be a triumph, perhaps older images will make it clear why a number of fans were worried or horrified by Bieber’s tattoos.

A lot of the tattoo work was done by the famous Bang Bang, back in 2017.

But only now is the Biebs showing off the finished work.

Some say that it’s all finally coming together. Others believe that even the finished work looks like a much-too-busy 

Now, at least, fans can see what Justin is going for.

Whether you love it or hate it, it’s his body. He can decorate it however he likes.

Justin has a number of religious messages tattooed, including:

“Son of God,” “Believe,” “Purpose,” and “Forgive.”

The prominently displayed cross is also hard to miss.

He also has enough animal tattoos to start his own zoo, including a lion, a bear, a tiger, an eagle, and an owl.

You may also notice the numerals I, IX, VII, and V. It looks like a date — 1975 — but it’s not the date of his birth.

It’s the year that his parents, Jeremy Bieber and Pattie Mallette, were born. It’s pretty rare to have parents born in the same year, so you can see why he’d want to celebrate it.

We should mention that Justin Bieber’s captions had a number of fans worried that he might have fallen off of the wagon following his latest breakup with Selena.

Everyone makes typos or forgets how to spell something or types out a word that doesn’t even exist. But Justin’s captions seemed riddled with errors.

But let’s not jump to conclusions, please. While he’s clearly not illiterate, sometimes people who are catapulted to fame at an early age struggle with things like writing — particularly when they are excited or in a hurry.

Some believe that Justin’s tattoos may be his own version of Britney’s famous head-shaving breakdown from over a decade ago. She famously shaved her head because everyone seemed to want to control her hair. It was an act of breaking the chains of her fame.

Justin’s body has been the subject of a lot of attention — particularly from his fans. Perhaps the tattoos are his way of reclaiming his body for himself.

Or … maybe it’s not that deep.

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Ben Affleck on Twitter: I Love My Fugly Tattoos!

It’s been a tough few months in the life of Ben Affleck.

Come to think of it, it’s been a tough couple years for Beantown Benny, but we’ll for brevity’s sake, we’ll stick to the more recent misfortunes.

The latest round of headaches that likely has been dejectedly vaping in a Dodge Charger somewhere has to do with Ben’s back tattoo.

Now, this is a saga that’s been going on for years, but only came to a head this past week, when some candid shirtless beach photos confirmed that Affleck lied about the tattoo being “fake for a movie.”

We may never know what possessed Ben to have a giant, colorful phoenix etched into his flesh, but it’s not hard to figure out why he decided to lie about it:

The tattoo is a big ugly mistake – not unlike the film Gigli – and Ben quite understandably wanted to cover it up.

Mistakes, we all make them – but that doesn’t mean we’re exampt from getting flamed on social media when we screw up.

And more followers means more haters, a lesson Ben is lerarning the hard way as trolls came out of the woodwork to rag on Ben’s horrendous ink.

To make matters worse, now those cronut-munching Niles Crane wannabes at The New Yorker are having a go at poor Ben.

In a piece published last week entitled – we sh-t you not – “The Great Sadness of Ben Affleck,” columnist Naomi Fry roasted the Batfleck within an inch of his life.

Was the article meant to be funny?

We think so, but it’s hard to tell with The New Yorker – a publication which remains stubbornly convinced that sketches of wild animals complaining about oaky chardonnay are the stuff of droll hilarity.

Fry critiqued the photos mercilessly, ragging on Ben’s “pooching” gut and the “blue-gray towel … wrapped protectively around his midsection—recalling a shy teen at the local pool.”

Yes, like her magazine’s famous cartoons, Fry’s piece won’t make you laugh, necesarily, but if you’re a certain type of smug, you may find yourself tempted to share it on Facebook as evidence of your wit and sophistication.

But hey, Ben’s able to laugh at himself, even when the jokes at his expense aren’t exactly Carlin-caliber.

Affleck has dealt with a lot of criticism over the years but it seems he couldn’t resist letting the dwwebs of the Upper East Side know that they’re rubber and he’s glue.

“@NewYorker I’m doing just fine. Thick skin bolstered by garish tattoos,” Affleck tweeted at the magazine today.

Ben knows you have to hit these nerds where it hurts – right in the vocabulary.

Very perspicacious of you, homey.

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Justin Bieber Covers Hot Body in Tattoos, Fans Freak the Eff Out

Justin Bieber hasn’t been heard from much over the past several weeks.

And now we unfortunately know why:

The singer has been off destroying his previously-smoldering body.

The 23-year-old pop sensation debuted a new and unexpected look on Saturday via Instagram Saturday, lifting his shirt off to reveal..

… wait, what the heck did he just did?!?

Bieber now has his entire torso covered in tattoos, from his collar bone all the way down to his chest… and also down to his lower stomach.

Bieber initially shared on his wildly popular Instagram page a bathroom selfie depicting this rather extreme look.

See for yourself here:

According to E! News, Bieber’s new set of tattoos were done by famous tattoo artist Bang Bang.

It took three days to complete his latest ink.

Pretty crazy, right?

We can’t help but wonder whether Bieber was trying to impress rumored new lover Paola Paulin, an actress on the HBO program Ballers who has reportedly been balling Bieber.

By which we mean… the stars are totally having sex!

Here’s an even closer look at the “art” that now covers every inch of Bieber’s chest and sleek stomach:

Bieber got his first tattoo in 2012… and has basically been updating his literal body of work ever since.

He has a photo of Jesus Christ on his calf… and a grinning Joker’s face… and an Indian’s Chief head.

And A LOT more.

As you might expect, fans of the artist weren’t thrilled with this look.

“Please tell me this is a joke,” wrote one self-proclaimed Belieber.

“NOOOOO!” another said simply.

“What is he doing to himself,” wondered another. “Can’t he just go back to making music?”

Yes, someday, Bieber claims. But it’s unclear when.

Click around below, meanwhile, for a lengthy look at many of Bieber’s most embarrassing tattoos:

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Paris Jackson and Macaulay Culkin Got Matching Tattoos!

You may have heard that Macaulay Culkin recently cut his long, wonderful hair pretty drastically. But he’s also working as an actor again, which is great.

Well, that’s not the only change that he’s made to his appearance — and this one’s a little more permanent.

Not every godfather gets matching tattoos with his goddaughter, but that’s just how Macaulay Culkin and Paris Jackson roll.

We love these two.

Individually, for their talents and eccentricities and personalities.

But also for their unique bond as celebrities who became famous at young ages, and who both have no shortage of affection for the late musical legend Michael Jackson.

And now they share something else … in the form of matching tattoos on their arms.

Paris shared a photo of the two of them showing off their matching tats on Snapchat.

The tattoos are of … spoons.

Paris Jackson has tattoos already, of course.

Like, something in the area of 50 tattoos.

She loves them and she uses them for self-expression.

Part of that self-expression means honoring her late father.

Macaulay, on the other hand, doesn’t seem to have any tats on his arm — except for this one.

But hey, you go that extra mile when it comes to bonding with your goddaughter, right?

Macaulay does, at least.

We all remember when Paris gave Macaulay a pedicure.

Now, we’ll be honest with you … we don’t know what the spoon tattoos are supposed to mean.

Since we don’t think that it’s a wildly tasteless drug reference, our first thought was that it might have some sort of New Agey significance.

As we know, Paris Jackson is very spiritual.

We looked up the possible meanings of spoons, and when they show up in dreams, they involve the quest for your personal fulfillment and the tools that one needs to achieve it.

We explored some other options — some people get spoon tattoos for chronic illness (a reference to spoon theory).

But the fact of the matter is that we don’t know why they got that as a tattoo.

It may be an inside joke.

They may even just be trolling people.

We love that they have so much that they can share and enjoy with each other.

Including matching spoon tattoos.

(Whatever they may mean)

It’s good that they can share, since they both lost the same great man in their lives and are both still feeling that loss.

We … would still like an explanation for what the spoons mean in this context, though.

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Lena Dunham Shows Off Two HUGE New Tattoos, Explains Why!

Lena Dunham is such a divisive celebrity, and with good reason.

But based on the story that she shared on Snapchat, we’re starting to get concerned. She’s showing off some tattoos and some classic Lena Dunham near-nudity, but her statements accompanying the photos have us genuinely worried.

Lena Dunham has tattoos already, and to be clear, it’s totally up to her how she decorates her meat prison.

While tattoos run the risk of making a mess —

(And we’ve all watched helplessly as Justin Bieber turned his first-rate heartthrob body into a tacky mess, which is totally his right, but it doesn’t look good)

— they’re also a huge part of self-expression and can hold personal and religious significance.

And sometimes tattoos can look really cool.

But Lena’s shared this Snapchat story and it’s the text that has us worried about her mental health.

“Been tatting myself up like crazy this month,” the first one reads.

That’s not super alarming.

Well, it suggests poor impulse-control, but Lena didn’t get to where she is in life by being reserved and cautious.

For better or for worse.

She’s debuting these two new pieces of ink, and they’re not really the images that we’d advise that someone get stabbed into their skin.

But, you know, that’s a difference of taste.

This one, of two Kewpie dolls dipping into a barrel, is pretty harmless.

Kind of creepy, if only because all dolls are creepy, but whatever.

Lena Dunham also gave Snapchat followers an eyefull of her blooming rose.

And that’s not a euphemism.

We’re talking about a tattoo of a literal blooming rose.

Though it is, you know, below her waist and all that.

“I think it gives me a sense of control and ownership of a body that’s often beyond my control,” she writes.

This is what has us concerned.

Now, Lena has endometriosis, which can be just the worst.

Remember Lena Dunham’s recent hospitalization? Yeah. That’s zero fun.

So it’s easy to understand how she might sometimes feel that she’s at war with her flesh prison.

But the reasoning that she gives for the tattoos, about them making her feel like she’s in control, is very familiar.

People who self-harm — whether it’s with cutting or bulimia or smoking — often cite that exact reason.

Control.

And it’s easy to see parallels between getting a tattoo and some of those activities.

Now, this seems way healthier than any of those other usual options that people pursue when they feel like they need control — in their lives or over their bodies or whatever.

And we’ll give her credit for understanding exactly what’s going on behind her decisions.

But is this the best coping mechanism or are there other, less permanent options?

We’d say that she should look into the underlying problem, but if she could just treat the endometriosis into going away, she would have by now.

She doesn’t seem to be advocating that others who feel as she does get tattoos.

But maybe her explanation will resonate with people who are fighting their own battles, and help them take a look at what they’re doing and why.

Just hopefully it won’t encourage anyone to get Kewtie dolls tattooed on their bodies. Dolls are for horror movies not for skin.

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Ariel Winter Gets Matching Tattoos with Boyfriend of Seven Months

Ariel Winter does what she wants. You know it, we know it, everyone knows it.

If she wants to wear a bikini, she’ll wear one. If she wants to move out of her mother’s house at the tender age of 14, boom, it’s done.

She’s not afraid to follow her heart or her speak her mind, and those are admirable traits to have.

Except Ariel’s latest move … well, it seems a little impulsive, even for her.

OK, so she’s been dating her boyfriend, Levi Meaden, since November, right? So she’s been with the guy for about seven months.

She’s gotten a lot of criticism for dating him — at 29, he’s ten years older than her. She’s also been judged quite a bit for moving him into her house already.

It’s pretty fair for people to be concerned about the situation, since she’s so young and so intent on moving at lightening speed.

And it’s pretty fair for people to side-eye the hell out of her latest move.

Yesterday evening, Ariel asked her Twitter followers for “tattoo ideas,” and shortly after, she and Levi headed out to get tattoos.

Matching tattoos. Two sets of them.

The first is a heart — Ariel has one half of it and Levi has the other, so when they put their hands together their tattoos make a full heart, get it?

“Me n bae,” she captioned the photo on Snapchat. Because she’s 19 years old.

For the second round of lovers’ tats, Ariel and Levi got a cheese wedge and a jar of peanut butter, for reasons unbeknownst to us.

“Peanut butter and cheese with my love,” she captioned that one.

It’s cute, we guess, for those obnoxious trendy little tattoos the kids are into these days.

For example, Kylie Jenner is the same age as Ariel, and she’s gotten tiny little tattoos for both Tyga and Travis Scott.

But remember the good old days when couples would wait years to get get tattoos together, if they even got them at all?

Remember when people thought it was unlucky to get tattoos like these?

Those were the days.

Ariel can do as she pleases, of course, and if she’s happy with Levi and with having two new tiny little tattoos on her hand, then we’re happy for her.

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And we hope that the two of them have a lifetime of happiness together with their peanut butter and cheese tattoos.

It’s just … it’s not going to hurt anything to slow down a little, girl.

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Brad Pitt: I"m Covering Up ALL My Angelina Jolie Tattoos!

Brad Pitt’s life can be divided into the pre- and post-Angie eras.

Pre-Jolie Brad projected an every man vibe, even though he was far more wealthy and attractive than 99.9% of the other every men.

After he got together with Jolie, however, some noticeable changes in the Pitt persona occurred almost immediately.

Some were good – Brad seemed to become more socially conscious, more willing to speak his mind on political matters, and less likely to pop up on NBC sitcoms that were nowhere near as good as Seinfeld, no matter what your one friend says.

Some changes, however, were a bit more confusing.

Brad took on a more serious, “actorly” vibe in interviews.

He began gravitating toward more capital “I” Important projects, and adopting a style of dress that can best be described as Depp-light.

And of course, there were the tattoos.

Angelina’s tattoos have been on frequent display since the early days of her fame, but if Brad had tatts pre-Angie, they were always covered up.

After he started dating Jolie, Pitt quickly became rather heavily-inked, and many of his tats pay tribute to the mother of his children.

According to reports from several media outlets, Brad has Angie’s birthday scrawled on his “groin,” some “squiggles” on his back that Jolie doodled while they were lying naked in bed, matching ink from a Thai monk meant to “bind them spiritually,” and the geographical coordinates of Angie’s birthday.

If you’ve been anywhere near the Internet or a supermarket checkout line in the past eight months, then you’re no doubt aware that Pitt and Jolie are getting divorced.

Not only that, Brad says he’s sober now after decades of substance abuse.

So it’s no great shock that he’d want to put the past away and move on as quickly as possible.

Not surprisingly, he considers removing or covering up all his Angie tattoos as part of that process.

“He’s making appointments to remove the tattoos he got for Angie,” one insider tells Star magazine.

“He’s ready for a fresh start and wants that reflected on his skin.”

The source adds:

“It’s going to take at least a year to get rid of them, and they’ll leave scars,” adds the source.

“He may just cover them up, but he has so many about Angie, he’ll end up needing a lot of huge pieces.”

So, new ink, new Brad?

Maybe he’ll even get back to dating third-rate sitcom stars.

We hear Kaley Cuoco is available.

And by that we mean she’s dating someone, but she’d probably make herself available for Brad freakin’ Pitt, ya know?

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Florida Man With Joker Face Tattoos Arrested For Good of Society

“Why so serious?” 29-year-old Lawrence Patrick Sullivan might have asked police when they slapped the cuffs on him Tuesday night.

We’re sure the Jared Leto Joker, whom he’s clearly meant to resemble, also has some sort of catchphrase, but we’re not googling “Suicide Squad dialogue,” and you can’t make us.

Anyway, it’s not illegal to spend your life looking like Hot Topic merchandise come to life (yet), so what exactly was Sullivan arrested for?

Brandishing a gun at a group of strangers, which seems decidedly un-Joker-like.

Like, the Joker is a nihilistic agent of chaos and a criminal mastermind.

According to an arrest affidavit, Sullivan was taken into custody after waving a loaded Smith & Wesson outside the West Kendall apartment complex near Miami.

“I have a gun in my pocket,” Sullivan told arresting officers.

Asked if he had a concealed weapons permit, Sullivan replied that the application process is too expensive.

Frankly, we think the self-described male model would be more convincing as the world’s first meth-fueled supervillain, The Smoker.

Sullivan is reportedly free and awaiting trial after posting $ 5,000 bail.

To the surprise of not a single person on the planet, court documents reveal that he lives with his mother.

Thankfully, no one got hurt, which means the story of Batman’s lamest adversary is the rare non-tragic piece of gun-related national news.

But does the Broke Joker deserve a spot in our prestigious Florida Man Hall of Fame?

Is his story up there with the guy who tried to cash a $ 368 billion check to finance his underwater restaurant?

Or the Sunshine State gent who attacked a cop with his own badge after he was busted having sex with trees?

Probably not, in terms of sheer entertainment value, but there are many varieties of crazy in the land of citrus, and we like to take time to appreciate the subtler flavors.

And besides, this dude is gonna walk around looking like that for the rest of his life, which is pretty damn bonkers.

And so, Lawrence Patrick Sullivan of Miami, we hereby induct you into the prestigious Florida Man Hall of Fame.

If you want, we can send you a certificate that your mom can put on the fridge next to your newspaper clippings.

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