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Friday, September 28, 2018
Monday, July 30, 2018
Tori Roloff Posts Picture of Son Covered in Poop
Tori Roloff may be thinking twice about having a second child right about now.
We kid, of course.
Children are a blessing and Tori and Zach Roloff seem like outstanding parents whose influence on a new generation can only help the world become a better place.
But still.
Tori just shared as personal and as hilarious a photo as one can share of his or her offspring, and it sheds light on the occasional downside of parenting.
Or the occasional smelly side, we guess we should say.
Tori, who recently made us cry with her anniversary tribute to husband Zach, just made us spit out our coffee with laughter over an image of one-year old son Jackson covered in human feces.
They’re his own feces, at least.
But they are feces, nonetheless.
“I share this with the risk of getting mom shamed (again- and for real I don’t care I don’t get humans sometimes),” Roloff wrote to open the caption that accompanies the following picture, prior to adding:
“This is for all those mamas out there that sometime feel like they are sinking. That’s been me this week.”
Tori then proceeded to explain how she came across her only child in the rather dirty state you can see him in above.
“Here’s hoping this brings you a good laugh and hopefully you’re Day was better than mine:
“Started out with my husband waking up sick- his headache can’t move I’m dying sick. Now we did get to enjoy a lovely day with friends by the pool but that’s where the fun ended.”
Okay, go on…
“I came home to Zach still being sick so I tried to play hard ball and get him up and moving- bad idea. He threw up on our front porch because he couldn’t make it to the bathroom (I guess I should be thankful it wasn’t inside).”
Yikes. Sorry to hear all this, Zach.
And sorry if the details below will be enough to make our readers sick…
Roloff said she had to hose off her husband’s vomit from the front porch. From there?
“I then come back inside to relax but heard Jackson awake in his crib. He often wakes up and just hangs quietly. I needed the extra time so I left him a couple minutes.
“After about 20 min I went in his room… this is where it gets bad. I noticed something on his face (of course I think it’s blood or something and start freaking out).”
And what was that something,Tori?
“As I moved closer the smell overcame me. I noticed brown spread all over his sheets and crib- and oh ya- that’s poop… IN HIS HAIR!!!!
“To make matters worse… we don’t currently have hot water in our house so I had to drive to another house to bathe him.”
Wow, huh?
Also: EWWW!
Also: LOL!
And also this: Nearly every parent on the planet has been there, Tori.
This is most definitely NOT something to feel shame over.
Taking as positive an approach as she can, the Little People, Big World star concluded:
“So ya. That’s my day. If you were having a rough day I hope this helps. I can laugh now that Jackson is asleep in a throughly scrubbed crib.
“ALSO: first time parents: never. Ever. Under any circumstances. Put your child to bed in just a diaper. Just don’t do it. We all have those days. Today involved both vomit and poop. I mean can tomorrow get any worse?
“Don’t answer that. #momlife #babyjroloff.”
We so appreciate the honesty. Thank you, Tori.
This TLC star recently hinted that she and Zach were strongly considering a second child, making us excited for even more stories such as this down the line.
After all, you know what they say, right?
Sometimes you need to laugh in order not to cry your eyes out.
For photos of Jackson Roloff NOT coverered in poop, check out the gallery below:
Wednesday, July 18, 2018
Paris Jackson Gets Tattoos Covered Up for Photo Shoot
Paris Jackson didn’t quite look like herself as she took a smoke break Tuesday — turns out … it’s because she’s hiding something. Michael Jackson’s daughter was spotted Tuesday stepping out of her hair and makeup trailer for a photo shoot in…
Saturday, October 21, 2017
Justin Bieber Shows Off Torso Now Entirely Covered in Tattoos
Justin Bieber’s got some new ink … okay A LOT of new ink. JB posted a vid of himself walking around his home Saturday morning — shirtless, of course — showing off a shocking amount of tattoos on his torso. Literally his entire upper body is now…
Justin Bieber Shows Off Torso Now Entirely Covered in Tattoos
Justin Bieber’s got some new ink … okay A LOT of new ink. JB posted a vid of himself walking around his home Saturday morning — shirtless, of course — showing off a shocking amount of tattoos on his torso. Literally his entire upper body is now…
Friday, October 13, 2017
Rose McGowan: Harvey Weinstein RAPED Me! And Amazon Covered It Up!
Now that Rose McGowan has her viral voice back, the actress is using it to make a couple scathing accusations.
McGowan was actually kicked off Twitter earlier this week after she shared numerous messages calling out Hollywood for its inaction against Harvey Weinstein after the movie producer was outed for being the person she always claimed him to be:
A sexual predator.
Multiple detailed reports have alleged that Weinstein sexually harassed an endless number of women and even raped a few actresses back in the 1980s and 1990s.
McGowan, meanwhile, has gone on the offense in the wake of these allegations, referring to Ben Affleck as a liar, for example, after he pleaded ignorance over Weinstein’s notorious behavior.
After McGowan’s Twitter account was unlocked on Thursday (the company says she was given the temporary boot for sharing a private phone number), the actress celebrated by sending a series of message at people she believes covered for Weinstein …
… and by accusing the movie mogul of rape.
Addressing all of her Tweets to Jeff Bezos – the founder and CEO of Internet behemoth Amazon – McGowan wrote:
“I told the head of your studio that HW raped me. Over & over I said. He said it hadn’t been proven. I said I was proof.”
As part of a New York Times article published last week, it was revealed McGowan was one of eight women who reached a settlement with Weinstein.
In her case, it was for $ 100,000 and it was over a 1997 encounter in a hotel room with the executive producer during the Sundance Film Festival.
The money that changed hands was “not to be construed as an admission” by Weinstein, but intended to “avoid litigation and buy peace,” according to a legal document reportedly reviewed by the aforementioned newspaper.
Continued McGowan in her Twitter explanation last night:
“I had already sold a script I wrote to your studio, it was in development…
“When I heard a Weinstein bailout was in the works I forcefully begged studio head to do the right thing. I was ignored. Deal was done. Amazon won a dirty Oscar.
“I called my attorney & sad I wanted to get my script back, but before I could, #2 @amazonstudios called me to say my show was dead…
“@jeffbezos I am calling on you to stop funding rapists, alleged pedos and sexual harassers. I love @amazon but there is rot in Hollywood.
“@jeffbezos Be the change you want to see in the world. Stand with truth. #ROSEARMY #Amazon.”
This is not a new claim by McGowan.
Any awful cynic who thinks she’s somehow just trying to take advantage of the publicity surrounding Weinstein need only to CLICK ON THIS LINK.
Last October, McGowan also Tweeted about how a Hollywood executive had raped her – and how others within the industry had helped cover it up.
Using the hashtag #WhyWomenDontReport, McGowan wrote the following one year ago:
“A (female) criminal attorney said because I’d done a sex scene in a film I would never win against the studio head.
“Because it’s been an open secret in Hollywood/media & they shamed me while adulating my rapist.”
She concluded: “It is time for some goddamned honesty in this world.”
Sadly, it wasn’t then.
But maybe it can be now.
We’re most definitely proud members of the #ROSEARMY.
Sunday, September 10, 2017
Jenelle Evans: Drug Use During Pregnancy Covered Up by Teen Mom 2 Crew?!
As we’ve been discussing for the past few days now, Jenelle Evans seems to be in some serious trouble right now.
Like, maybe the biggest trouble she’s ever been in.
Which, you know, is saying a lot for a former heroin addict who loves assaulting people and who’s been arrested more times than we can count.
At the beginning of the month, Nathan Griffith’s mother, Doris Davidson, went to court to file for emergency custody of her grandson — Jenelle’s second child, Kaiser.
In the documents that were filed, Doris made a number of horrific claims about Jenelle and her fiancé, David Eason.
She said that Kaiser had told her that David had punched him in the head, and that when he came for visits at her home, he often had strange bruises and marks on his body.
On one occasion, she claimed that she pulled up to Jenelle’s home to see the toddler playing outside by himself, and that Jenelle didn’t even come out to greet her until several minutes later.
She also said that Jenelle smoked weed throughout her last pregnancy, and that when little Ensley was born, she tested positive for marijuana.
That particular incident caused an investigation to be opened, but it’s since closed.
And today, we have some new information about that investigation.
A source who spoke with The Ashley’s Reality Roundup confirmed that Jenelle was investigated by child protective services after Ensley’s positive drug test.
She spent the next several months under heavy scrutiny, and rightfully so, but the investigation was official closed in May.
And it was for just the dumbest reason.
“Basically,” the source explains, “Jenelle flew to Los Angeles to obtain a medical marijuana card.”
“She went to this shady doctor on Sunset Boulevard who has been in trouble in the past. I think he’s actually a plastic surgeon. It was a walk-in clinic type place.”
“She has a lot of friends in L.A. that can help her with this sort of thing,” the source adds.
But would it matter that she has a California card if she lives in North Carolina? And if she got the card after the fact?
We don’t know what all the laws are, but it seems like a judge was satisfied enough to drop the case “because Jenelle was able to prove she had ‘a medical need’ for the marijuana.”
“She managed to find the one loophole that could get her out of trouble.”
But hey, if she’d been dealing with all of this for months — all this seriously juicy drama — why haven’t we been seeing even a hint of it play out on Teen Mom 2?
As another source explains, “Jenelle worked really, really hard to keep this off the show.”
“But everyone knew: the cast and a lot of the crew all knew, and it was a hot piece of gossip for a while. But the producers kept it off the show because they knew Jenelle would go crazy.”
… For real?
It sounds like this whole scandal would have consumed so much of her time, how could they just completely ignore it? And why would they?
It’s not like MTV has ever tried to make her look good before … unless they have, and the things we’ve seen over the years are the better Jenelle moments.
The insider also says that some of the other moms on the show and several crew members “were so angry that Jenelle has once again skated through.”
“A lot of the people were hoping that this would make it onto the show somehow, to expose Jenelle.”
“She keeps trying to spin this ‘happy family’ picture,” the source continues, “and it’s just not the case. She has not changed.”
The other Teen Mom folks are looking down on Jenelle so hard that one cast member apparently told The Ashley that she and David “do not deserve the clean edit they have been receiving.”
We couldn’t possibly agree more.
Sunday, May 21, 2017
Beyonce"s Pregnant Belly Covered in Henna Tattoos at Second Baby Shower (PHOTO GALLERY)
Beyonce is just about ready to pop — and it REALLY showed at her 2nd baby shower this weekend … mostly ‘cause of her belly tattoos. Bey hosted a “Carter Push Party” Saturday and invited her mom, Tina, and a few her famous gal pals — including…
Monday, April 10, 2017
German Car Gets Covered in Manure "Back to the Future" Style (PHOTO)
A German dad and his daughter pulled a Biff Tannen when a trailer full of manure got dumped on their convertible. German law enforcement says the dumping happened Saturday in a town about 18 miles north of Munich, where the 52-year-old dad and his…
Saturday, April 8, 2017
Mel B"s Makeup Artist Says Belafonte Brutalized Her and He Covered Up Injuries
Mel B’s longtime makeup artist says he’s been in on Mel B’s secret for years … because she’s confided in him that Stephen Belafonte caused many of her injuries he covered up with makeup. We’ve learned the makeup artist has contacted Mel B’s…
Tuesday, August 23, 2016
Conrad Hilton: Covered In Vomit, Hits Yet ANOTHER Car
Conrad Hilton is in trouble with the law once again.
According to People Magazine, Hilton crashed head-on into Kelly Auld’s car back in May, and Auld has filed a lawsuit against the 22-year-old for battery, assault, negligence and negligent entrustment of an automobile
Court documents show that Hilton’s white Range Rover drifted her lane after side-swiping another car.
“Conrad Hilton, III has a well-documented history of drug abuse, alcohol problems, abusive and outrageous conduct, and most significantly, extremely dangerous driving,” the documents state.
“He does not belong behind the wheel of an automobile, and he knows this or reasonably should know this.”
One witness, TMZ reports, claims to have seen Hilton throw a bong out his window.
Auld saw Hilton “in the driver’s seat with his hands held above his head and a dazed look on his face,” before swerving into her car.
Hilton tried to leave the scene, but was blocked by another vehicle.
Auld said that when Hilton got out of the car, he was “covered in vomit and appeared to be dazed and confused.”
The best part? She did her homework and found that Hilton had just appeared in court to reckless driving and wasn’t allowed to drive
“On May 18, 2016, just one day before Conrad’s above-described assault and battery,” the court documents state.
“He had pled guilty to a felony charge of reckless evading of a police officer – a charge that stemmed from his outrageous conduct of driving more than 100 mph on the freeway and crashing his car into the center median.
“Notably this incident of outrageous and reckless driving came on the heels of another incident wherein Conrad had slammed his car into a vehicle while allegedly driving drunk through the streets of Los Angeles.”
Hilton has a history of arrests, and was sentenced to two months in jail in June for violating probation.
Friday, January 8, 2016
Lady Gaga & Taylor Kinney: See Their Post-Coital Selfie, Covered in Paint
Lady Gaga and fiance Taylor Kinney have painted a colorful picture of their sex life – literally.
The latest cover of V Magazine features the couple in a post-coital selfie they took after doing the horizontal mambo covered in paint atop a giant canvas. Because why be dull?
According to Gaga, who guest edited the issue, it was originally Kinney’s idea.
“Since we first met, Taylor’s been drawing and painting all over me,” she wrote in her editor’s letter. “Years ago, when we were secretly living in San Diego and crashing on the floor of a beach shack, we never wore shoes. He told me he wanted to make love to me on a canvas.”
Okay, nothing surprises us about Gaga. I mean, the woman wore a meat dress and arrived at the Grammys in a giant egg for crying out loud. But Taylor? We had no idea he was so… artistic.
Kinney’s vision was finally realized after Gaga asked him to collaborate on a project with her to raise money and awareness for mental illness.
“We made love on the canvas on a Sunday in Chicago,” she said, describing their session. “We made love amidst chaos. We talked about shootings. We made love amidst terrorism. And we talked about how people’s hearts are also suffering all over the world as they watch and witness a swell of violence. We made love amidst violence.”
Okeeeeeeey. I can totally picture Gaga reciting these lines in a French accent while wearing a slinky black dress and smoking a hand-rolled joint out of a cigarette holder.
Nevertheless, Gaga hopes their sex painting will encourage everyone, even in times of tumult, “to love each other wildly, generously, totally, colorfully, without fear and with compassionate hearts.”
“We made a galaxy of endless colors with only brief, black holes of emptiness that are then filled by each other,” she continued.
It’s unclear where the couple’s masterpiece of colors and black holes will be displayed, but sales from the $ 50 V issue will go toward Gaga’s Born This Way foundation.
Wednesday, January 6, 2016
Lindsay Lohan: Topless, Covered in Mud on Instagram
If you’re anything like us, you’ve been so busy breaking your New Year’s resolutions and coming up with excuses for breaking your New Year’s resolutions that you forgot to make time for the really important things in life.
So without further ado, we bring you the first topless Lindsay Lohan pic of 2016:
You may have noticed that there’s something a little different about Lindsay this time around.
Yes, not a single freckle is visible, and no, it’s not because of another epic Lindsay Lohan photoshop fail.
For the first time, there’s a perfectly good reason that Lindsay looks like a Lord of the Rings villain who’s giving you sexy eyes:
The girl literally just climbed out of a volcano!
Okay, when we say “volcano” we mean an expensive spa where you pay a ridiculous amount of money for people who regret their life choices to slather you in volcanic mud, but that’s almost as badass, right?
Anyway, it’s an encouraging sign for the year to come.
Not only is Lindsay looking healthier than she has in years (probably because her blinding pallor is obscured by the mud), but she’s no longer rocking that fake engagement ring that had us seriously worried about her sanity for a while.
Of course, we’re guessing she still calls it her “precious” and whispers to it late at night.
Monday, September 21, 2015
Taylor Swift"s 1989 As Covered By Ryan Adams Is Finally Here, And You Can Listen To The Whole Album For FREE!
We LOVE this!
How often do you get to experience a great album all over again in such a different light?
That’s the gift Ryan Adams is giving us with his cover of Taylor Swift‘s entire 1989 album!
Related: Taylor Gets Record-Breaking Number Of EMA Nominations!
And now that you can finally listen to Ryan’s version of your favorite track, will your faves remain your faves??
Listen to every single track (below)!
What’s YOUR favorite Ryan version of Taylor??
[Image via Instagram.]
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