Amazon’s CEO Jeff Bezos will someday let you fly into space on his shuttle — for a price — and only if your bowels and bladder are running on empty. Jeff announced the bathroom ban at the 33rd annual Space Symposium. He was talking about his…
Showing posts with label Vomit. Show all posts
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Thursday, April 13, 2017
Thursday, January 12, 2017
Khloe Kardashian: I"d Rather Vomit Than Talk About O.J. Simpson!
Khloe Kardashian, more than any other member of her wild and crazy family, is an open book.
Like, she openly talks about her camel toe situation, and she"s even revealed that she has a name for it — Camille, obviously.
She"s never been afraid to state exactly how she feels about any given topic, no matter how personal or how controversial.
Until now!
Khloe went on The Late Late Show with James Corden for a delightful little game of Spill Your Guts or Fill Your Guts.
The game, if you"re unfamiliar, consists of players asking each other sensitive questions, and one has the option to either answer the question or eat something gross.
At first, Khloe was asked about her least favorite show on E! — it was a multiple choice question, and she named Sex with Brody because she didn"t know it existed, but then she threw in Rob & Chyna for fun.
But we"re not here to talk about that development in the feud between Rob and the rest of his family over Blac Chyna.
No, we"re here to talk about how Khloe then chose to eat a fish eye instead of answering the question "Do you think O.J. did it?"
It"s a pretty simple question, really, but when you consider that Khloe"s mother, Kris Jenner, was Nicole Simpson"s close friend while her father, Robert Kardashian, was O.J."s lawyer, things get complicated.
There"s also the rumor that Khloe wants O.J. to take a paternity test, so the question is extra touchy.
See the disgusting (but juicy!) clip below:
Tuesday, August 23, 2016
Conrad Hilton: Covered In Vomit, Hits Yet ANOTHER Car
Conrad Hilton is in trouble with the law once again.
According to People Magazine, Hilton crashed head-on into Kelly Auld’s car back in May, and Auld has filed a lawsuit against the 22-year-old for battery, assault, negligence and negligent entrustment of an automobile
Court documents show that Hilton’s white Range Rover drifted her lane after side-swiping another car.
“Conrad Hilton, III has a well-documented history of drug abuse, alcohol problems, abusive and outrageous conduct, and most significantly, extremely dangerous driving,” the documents state.
“He does not belong behind the wheel of an automobile, and he knows this or reasonably should know this.”
One witness, TMZ reports, claims to have seen Hilton throw a bong out his window.
Auld saw Hilton “in the driver’s seat with his hands held above his head and a dazed look on his face,” before swerving into her car.
Hilton tried to leave the scene, but was blocked by another vehicle.
Auld said that when Hilton got out of the car, he was “covered in vomit and appeared to be dazed and confused.”
The best part? She did her homework and found that Hilton had just appeared in court to reckless driving and wasn’t allowed to drive
“On May 18, 2016, just one day before Conrad’s above-described assault and battery,” the court documents state.
“He had pled guilty to a felony charge of reckless evading of a police officer – a charge that stemmed from his outrageous conduct of driving more than 100 mph on the freeway and crashing his car into the center median.
“Notably this incident of outrageous and reckless driving came on the heels of another incident wherein Conrad had slammed his car into a vehicle while allegedly driving drunk through the streets of Los Angeles.”
Hilton has a history of arrests, and was sentenced to two months in jail in June for violating probation.
Thursday, November 12, 2015
18 Reality TV Families That Make Us Want to Vomit
As previously documented, there have been plenty of reality TV show ideas that we can"t believe ever existed.
Along similar lines, meanwhile, there are even more reality TV show families that actually do exist… and which make us sick to our stomach to even think about, let alone waste time watching.
Which of the following families causes you to lose your lunch the fastest? Sadly, it may be difficult to choose…
1. The Duggars
At this point, there’s only one thing we can count on from the Duggars. Okay, two things: lots of kids. And even more scandals, including one involving the molestation of a pair of sisters by their very own brother. And then a cover-up by their parents and… these people just really need to go away.
2. The Kardashians
Go ahead and make a sex tape. Feel free to brag about your bikini bodies. Pose naked all you want. But stop pretending as if you work hard and/or contribute anything to society, aside from a record amount of eye-rolling.
3. The Gosselins
We have nothing against the kids. We actually feel bad for them. But Kate and Jon Gosselin went from coming across as loving parents to parents who just love attention. And their poor children suffer the consequences.
4. The Spellings/McDermotts
Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott have used infidelity and suicidal thoughts as themes to their multiple reality shows. Once again, we just think about the couple’s poor children.
5. The Browns
Kody Brown has four wives. Four SISTER WIVES, to be exact. We don’t want to judge the lifestyles of others, but it’s hard not to see this as an example of Kody taking advantage of some insecure women, for financial and sexual gain.
6. The Here Come Honey Boo Boos
This family rose to fame because they youngest daughter entered into a number of child beauty pageants. What else needs to be said? Child beauty pageants are the work of the Devil.
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