NFL defenders will at least have something nice to look at as Alvin Kamara runs by them next season … ‘cause the Saints star just finished up his second leg sleeve — and it’s sick. AK had his whole right leg tatted a while ago, decked out with…
Showing posts with label Legs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Legs. Show all posts
Saturday, June 23, 2018
Wednesday, March 7, 2018
South African Triathlete Attacked with Chainsaw, Tried Hacking His Legs Off
A South African triathlete found himself in a scene outta ‘Texas Chainsaw Massacre’ on Tuesday — escaping a trio of attackers who tried to CUT BOTH HIS LEGS OFF. Mhlengi Gwala was out biking in Durban when he came across the 3 lunatics. Gwala…
Wednesday, June 28, 2017
Justin Trudeau Poses for Magazine Cover with Legs Spread
Justin Trudeau knows what he’s got … clearly. The Canadian P.M. posed for the cover of Delta Airlines Sky Mag … the July issue. The shot is perfectly framed … making his crotch the centerpiece. It’s a little Sharon Stone “Basic Instinct,” a…
Monday, June 5, 2017
Cortez Kennedy Hospitalized Days Before Death, Swollen Legs
NFL Hall of Famer Cortez Kennedy was hospitalized for swollen legs just days before he died … and the information could hold the clue as to why he passed away. TMZ Sports obtained the police report in the 48-year-old’s death — which says Kennedy…
Cortez Kennedy Hospitalized Days Before Death, Swollen Legs
NFL Hall of Famer Cortez Kennedy was hospitalized for swollen legs just days before he died … and the information could hold the clue as to why he passed away. TMZ Sports obtained the police report in the 48-year-old’s death — which says Kennedy…
Monday, April 24, 2017
Zlatan Ibrahimovic Flaunts Ultra-Veiny Legs, Vows Comeback from Knee Injury (PHOTO)
Zlatan Ibrahimovic vows to return to professional soccer after his recent knee injury — and he posted a photo of his insanely vascular legs to make his point. The Manchester United star destroyed his knee Thursday — and the team is describing it…
Monday, April 3, 2017
Duggar Girls Offer Dating Tips, Want You to Keep Your Legs Closed
The women of the Duggar clan are known for two things:
Chastity and making babies.
Those may seem like reputations that run counter to one another, but for the Duggar gals, they go hand-in-hand.
Their lady parts pass from custody of God/Jim Bob to God/their husbands, and at no point are they permitted to make any decisions about their own sex lives.
It’s gross and weird as hell, but the Duggars say it works for them.
For better or worse, these are women so chaste that Mike Pence could sit down to dinner with one of them and not feel the need to lash himself with a cat o’ nine tails afterward.
So it’s not surprising that when the Duggar gals were asked to offer up relationship advice in a recent interview with Crown of Beauty (?!) magazine, their number one tip was to leave some room for the holy spirit.
“Since we began our relationship, Jeremy and I have learned that when we are walking closely with Jesus, we are closest to each other,” the newly-married Jinger Duggar told the publication (which can’t be a real magazine, right? Like, no one’s getting issues of something called Crown of Beauty delivered to their home, are they?)
Jill Duggar, who’s been living in Central America with her husband, Derick Dillard, sort of stated the obvious in explaining that it’s important for her to share a common goal with her significant other.
“Don’t date anyone who doesn’t share the same goals as you,” she told the possibly-made-up magazine.
It’s good advice, particularly for people who plan to spend most of their married life performing missionary work in foreign countries.
Like, that’s not something you want to spring on your spouse on the honeymoon, ya know?
Of course, what everyone really wants to know is – what does Jana think about love and relationships?
If you follow the family, you’re probably aware that Jana is single and not particularly loving it.
She’s 27, which is not old by sane person standards, but in Duggar Land, she’s an old maid.
She’s probably already subscribing to Crown of Cat Lady magazine, is what we’re saying.
“I believe we all go through times of learning to be content wherever we are in life, whether you are a young kid waiting to be finished with school, a young person waiting to get married, then once married, waiting to have a child, then waiting for your children to go up,” Jana told the hip online ‘zine.
For her part, Joy-Anna Duggar, who’s currently courting Austin Forsyth, was all “you go ahead with that learning to be content sh-t”:
“Lord willing, [in five years] I will be married and a mother,” Joy-Anna said, as Jana presumably resumed her knitting.
Is that courtship shade?
It feels a little like courtship shade, which is a type of shade that Joy-Anna might have just invented.
Wednesday, October 26, 2016
Woman"s Shiny Legs Vex Internet, Lead to Mass Hysteria
Remember The Dress?
Remember spending several hours trying to decide whether it was white and gold or blue and black and then spending several more days arguing with friends about the answer?
Sorry. We just brought you back to a very dark place, didn’t we?
Our bad. Let’s move on to your next Internet obsession: this picture of two seemingly VERY shiny legs!
The image was posted to Instagram in September by someone named Hunter Culverhouse, but then re-posted on Twitter this week…
… and madness has ensued ever since.
How did this woman get her legs to shine in such a manner?!?
What substance is to blame for this level of glossiness?!?
Are you ready for the answer? Are you ready to feel sort of stupid? And yet not alone because an endless array of Internet users have made the same mistake for days on end?
Okay, here we go:
These legs are not shiny. There are simply streaks of white paint on them.
And the thing is, once you come to this realization, you won’t believe you ever thought the legs were shiny. It’s weird how the mind can work, isn’t it?
Now ALL you can see is white paint, right?
The World Wide Web has gone from confused to flabbergasted.
Wow! LMAO!
Was this some sort of giant hoax that Culverhouse planned?
Some way for her to make a statement about the mind and the eyes and one’s impressions and to make herself go viral for a litte bit?
Not exaclt.
“I was finishing off some art homework and had some white paint left on my brush and just decided to draw random lines,” she tells Buzzfeed.
“I had no intentions of making it look shiny.”
Oh. Okay then.
So… back to that dress: it’s not really black and blue, is it?!?
And speaking of seemingly shiny fluids on random people…
Thursday, February 4, 2016
Ariel Winter Sports Curve-Hugging Body Suit and Sexy Legs
She just turned 18, and she’s feelin’ good.
Ariel Winter is having a moment, not least of all because it’s her birthday.
At the Screen Actors Guild Awards on Saturday, the Modern Family star proudly let her scar from breast reduction surgery show.
Fans loved her courage, and Winter was so touched by the outpouring of support that she tweeted a message of thanks.
“Humbled by all the positive feedback about my scars,” Winter wrote. “Embrace who you are,love every bit about you, because that is what makes you…well…you.”
The surgery, performed last June, took Winter from a 32F to a 34D.
The young star explained at the time that she felt she “[had] to be completely covered up.
“Otherwise I’ll look a certain way that I’m not intending to look.”
Winter celebrated her birthday (January 28th) with Family co-stars and boyfriend, Laurent Gaudette. Her Instagrams show photobooth moments with Jesse Tyler-Ferguson and Justin Mikita.
The coolest Instagram from her birthday was a shot of her outfit, a sparkly art deco body suit by Middle-Eastern designer Charbel Zoe that showed off her gorgeous body and gams.
Zoe’s own social media account displays show-stopping designs worn by Beyonce, Britney Spears and Jennifer Lopez.
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