Kristin Douglas is a nurse and mother of two who rocketed to Internet fame over night in about the same way as Kim Kardashian.
No, she didn’t make a sex tape with Ray J, but she does know a few famous folks, and she’s blessed in the booty department.
That’s Kristin on the right, posing with an up-and-coming singer named Beyonce at a funeral for man named Skip.
Skip’s passing was quickly overshadowed, as Instagram went insane at the sight of Kristin’s ass, and a rumor that she’s Bey’s cousin has spread like wildfire.
Douglas spoke with TMZ and answered a few important questions about the pic that’s gained her an astonishing 70,000 Instagram followers in just 48 hours.
For one thing, she’s not Beyonce’s cousin. In fact, they’re not even related.
The man they were mourning was the godfather of Kristin and her sister Kelsi (on the left) and Beyonce’s uncle.
But who cares about details when there’s gigantic butt involved, right?
Anyway, Beyonce’s cousin or not Beyonce’s cousin, Kristen is already getting attention from unnamed famous rappers who have been sliding into her DMs, as well as from clubs who want her to do appearances.
Hey, we live in a world where Amber Rose compares herself and Kim Kardashian to Beyonce, even though those first two are basically just famous for having giant asses.
We don’t begrudge Kristin her 15 minutes of bootylicious fame, especially since it seems like she could care less about being famous.
