13 Awesome Internet Reactions to Beyonce"s "Lemonade"

This much we know:

Beyonce still rules the universe, as evidenced by the reaction to her new album, "Lemonade.

This much most people assume, based on the lyrics in many songs off this album:

Jay Z cheated on Beyonce, possibly with a friend named Rachel Roy.

And this much we go back and forth on:

The Internet can be hilarious. Consider the following memes that have made the online rounds ever since this chatter about this scandal sky-rocketed to Kim Kardashian sex tape levels:

1. 99 Problems?

Plus one more now for Jay Z.

2. Who Were You Calling Crazy?!?

Just call me a protective sister instead, please.

3. Et Tu, Kobe Bryant?

What do you have to say about this?

4. Meet Becky with the Good Hair

The one, only and forever.

5. This Explains EVERYthing!

Or at least one thing.

6. What Do I Do Now?!?

Probably just lay low for awhile, man.

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Kristin Douglas: Beyonce"s "Cousin" Becomes Insta-Famous For Kardashian-Like Curves

Kristin Douglas is a nurse and mother of two who rocketed to Internet fame over night in about the same way as Kim Kardashian.

No, she didn’t make a sex tape with Ray J, but she does know a few famous folks, and she’s blessed in the booty department.

That’s Kristin on the right, posing with an up-and-coming singer named Beyonce at a funeral for man named Skip.

Skip’s passing was quickly overshadowed, as Instagram went insane at the sight of Kristin’s ass, and a rumor that she’s Bey’s cousin has spread like wildfire.

Douglas spoke with TMZ and answered a few important questions about the pic that’s gained her an astonishing 70,000 Instagram followers in just 48 hours.

For one thing, she’s not Beyonce’s cousin. In fact, they’re not even related.

The man they were mourning was the godfather of Kristin and her sister Kelsi (on the left) and Beyonce’s uncle.

But who cares about details when there’s gigantic butt involved, right?

Anyway, Beyonce’s cousin or not Beyonce’s cousin, Kristen is already getting attention from unnamed famous rappers who have been sliding into her DMs, as well as from clubs who want her to do appearances.

Hey, we live in a world where Amber Rose compares herself and Kim Kardashian to Beyonce, even though those first two are basically just famous for having giant asses. 

We don’t begrudge Kristin her 15 minutes of bootylicious fame, especially since it seems like she could care less about being famous.

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Are There Upcoming Destiny"s Child Projects Underway?! Beyonce"s Dad Says It"s So — But It"s Not What You Think!

Hold the phone.

On Monday, Destiny Child’s former manager Mathew Knowles revealed to fans that a reunion may be in the works for the iconic girl group. YAS!

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He shared:

“I am extremely hopeful that the ladies will come back with an album and a tour. I’m working on a few Destiny’s Child projects right now.”

AH-Mazing! We almost lost our minds when Kelly Rowland and Michelle Williams had a mini-reunion as they crooned for the X Factor judge’s son, Titan. Ahh!

So, we’re prepared to lose all of our chill if an official reconciliation occurs! We mean the ladies did all sing together on Miz Williams’ gospel track Say Yes and even performed it at the Stellar Gospel Music Awards earlier this year. LOVES it!

Unfortunately, it appears that the new DC material currently in the works seems to be more about Mathew and less about the ladies.

He continued:

“My second book will be the autobiography of Destiny’s Child. I’m talking to the film and TV community right now, regarding a Destiny’s Child movie or TV series of some sort.”

Whoa! A biopic about the Grammy winners could be FIERCE — Beyonce could play herself if she wanted too! The music manager even relayed that these projects might come about in the next two or three years.

How exciting!

Still, we’ll wait for confirmation regarding any upcoming music from the powerhouse trio directly since the Single Ladies singer is no longer represented by Blue Ivy‘s grandad. Hmm, very inneresting.

But hey, what’s one little reunion tour?? It’d be a good way to pay those Bills, Bills, Bills (sorry we had to).

Fingers crossed!

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