Is there such a thing as a Kardashian Kurse?
That subject, oft-debated here at THG, was broached head-on last night on E!’s Keeping Up With the Kardashians Season 12 Episode 6.
You don’t have to watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians online to know that everyone who dates one of them crashes and burns.
Seriously. In Kylie Jenner’s words: “Every male figure that comes and dates a Kardashian … their life just kinda goes down hill after that.”
#Truth.
Scott Disick, in the midst of such a downturn, was told he needed to set a rooster free in order to break the curse, so that is what he did.
At the end of the day, it made for a great scene in which The Lord wrestled poultry, then admitted that, well, he probably isn’t cursed.
When Kim and Kourtney Kardashian said the real curse is that he doesn’t take responsibility for his actions … even he couldn’t argue.
As for the men of Khloe Kardashian, she’s still dealing with the mess that is Lamar Odom, of course … and now with French Montana.
Oh yes, she ran into her rapper ex, and things got flirty and awkward when he decided to caress her hand and grab has ass to boot(y).
Khloe told her ex: “Don’t touch me. Too low.”
French’s response? “That thing’s still fat.”
Whatever’s going on between herself and French, Khloe is filing for divorce from Lamar again, whether he’s on the same page or not.
As Kim put it, “She doesn’t want to create any situation that would, like, cause him to be depressed or go back into any kinda old bad habits.”
Meanwhile, Khloe went to Napa with Kris and Kourtney, where they proceeded to get completely drunk. Especially Kris. Oh goodness.
When she starts dropping f-bombs for no reason and asking her daughters what “squirting” is, that’s the sign of a good time right there.
Well, until Kris offered to take Lamar to dinner.
Khloe ripped into her mom, “I don’t look at Lamar in a romantic way. I want to have kids one day. I might wanna get remarried one day!”
“So I’m just gonna sit in this weird space?”
“Like, what? Lamar and I are not together, that is what I’m trying to tell you. I need to move on, and I will be filing for divorce very soon.”
Finally, Jonathan Cheban got back at BFF Kim but ignoring him by chilling with Instagram hottie and Kardashian clone Kamilla Osman.
So #meta.
“The fact that Jonathan would take it to this level is so bizarre to me,” Kim said of her best friend’s trolling after meeting her lookalike.
“Jonathan’s trying to rub this in my face and make me feel some type of way, but I don’t. Having two kids is a lot, priorities just change.”
Cheban also joked about trading her in for Kourtney because she’s the “funny one now,” to which Kourt replied, “Was Kim ever funny?”
No. No she was not.
Finally, Kendall worried that Rob will go back to his reclusive ways if Blac Chyna broke his heart. That may still happen, but for now?
She’s pregnant, they’re over the moon and Kris will be producing a Blac Chyna and Rob TV wedding from what we’re told. So … that.