Move over, Florida Man. Oklahoma Man is stealing your act in the worst way.
Police have arrested a man after they spotted him standing up in a field and having sex with a miniature pony. Intensely gross.
The man is claiming that he only engaged in bestiality because of his medication.
According to police, 29-year-old Tyler Joseph Schlosser was charged on August 1 following an incident in Rogers County, Oklahoma.
Rogers County Sheriff Scott Walton reports that Schlosser was spotted in a pen with a miniature pony in an area west of Inola.
This was at about 8am.
According to the affidavit, a witness told investigators that she had spotted a fully nude man there, where he was having sex with the poor pony.
And someone even caught this deplorable act on video.
(Note that we have included some photos of miniature ponies, but are of course not posting photos of the victim)
A woman was with her daughter and reported to investigators that she filmed Schlosser.
She turned over the video to police as evidence.
She says that when he noticed that he was being filmed, he stopped and walked towards her and her daughter.
That sounds … very scary. He was still naked at this point, folks.
Schlosser told police that his behavior was the result of medication.
His step-grandfather, James Hester, put forward a similar suggestion when speaking to Newsweek.
“Well, the only thing we can figure out is someone had drugged him,” Hester says. “I think somebody put something in a bottle of [soda] he had. He got sick after he bought that [soda] and he just lost it.”
“I spoke to him and he don’t know anything about what happened,” Hester reports. “He’s feeling better now. He come around.”
“Tyler’s not that kind of guy,” Hester explains. “He’s a good Christian boy. He’s not the kind of person who would do something like that.”
Sometimes people treat bestiality cases as merely being gross or disturbing, but it’s important to remember that animals such as ponies are living beings that absolutely cannot consent to intercourse with a human.
It’s not a victimless crime. There’s the miniature pony as well as the witnesses who saw it.
We cannot think of any medication that would cause someone to do something like this.
If Schlosser really was drugged, that is awful and dangerous and whoever is responsible should be held accountable for what happened.
We always want to see justice done. Ugh, this is such an unsettling case.
