Slurpee Doughnut Makes Debut, Portends Apocalpyse

How many times has the following situation happened to you?

You go into a 7-Eleven. You purchase a Slurpee. And you think to yourself: Man, I really wish I could eat this delicacy instead of drink it!

Well… good news! Now you can!

Select 7-Eleven locations around the country are now offering the Wild Cherry Slurpee Doughnut, a cake-based dessert item that retails for 99 cents.

For this bargain of a price, you can enjoy a treat that is topped with wild cherry-flavored icing and pink sugar crystals, while also featuring a pink inside with cherry pieces.

Purchase it instead of a Slurpee!

Purchase it and a Slurpee and dunk your doughnut in your Slurpee!

The possibilities are endless. Or, to be more accurate, we just listed the two most realistic possibilities.

Instagram users who have tried this item have so far said “it tastes bad” and the “icing is weird as hell its like eating crystals.”

Will you give it a try? Why or why not?

Consider whether to include the Slurpee Doughnut on your menu and then scroll through the following photo gallery to see where it ranks among all-time terrible food ideas:

View Slideshow: 14 Totally Disgusting Food Items

Delta Gamma Recruitment Video Portends Impending Apocalypse

We’re very sorry to have to tell you this, but…

… The Apocalypse is near. We’re not sure how else to explain the following video.

Delta Gamma Wants YOU!

It comes to use from the University of Miami’s Delta Gamma chapter, a sorority that goes above and beyond when it comes to their annual recruitment video.

But this one truly goes above. And then it goes way beyond.

The young women actually hired Artec Media to help them produce the footage, which includes the sister throwing it down on multiple boats and in multiple bodies of water.

Study sessions? Dining hall food? Boring professors?

Please. You apparently don’t need concern yourself with any of these college irritations if you join Delta Gamma.

Just consider the following GIFs, taken from the above video:

View Slideshow: Delta Gamma Recruitment Video: See the GIFs!

These girls definitely deserve to be mocked, but they really aren’t the most nauseating example of sorority sisters doing dumb stuff that we’ve seen of late.

Remember those students who went to a baseball game and simply snapped selfies the entire time?

Or the Alabama sorority whose recruitment video featured only white people and which got rightfully roasted for its narrow view of the world?

Sort of makes a bunch of bikini-clad women having tons of fun in the sun not seem to bad by comparison, huh?