Duggar Family Courtship Questionnaire: Revealed! Bizarre!

One of the most heavily-scrutinized aspects of life in the Duggar clan is the courtship process by which young people find suitable spouses.

Casual dating, premarital sex, and divorce are all forbidden in the Duggars" world, so there"s a lot riding on every courtship.

Despite all that, the process moves fast — very fast.

Often, Duggars get engaged just a few weeks after they begin courting, and they"re married a few weeks after that.

So perhaps it shouldn"t come as a surprise that the family has its mate selection protocol down to a science.

Thanks to the folks over at Free Jinger, as of today, we know more about the process than ever before, and as you might expect, the whole thing is intensely creepy.

Without further ado, here are some of the more bizarre highlights from the list of 423 questions (!!!) that are presented to potential Duggar suitors.

It"s believed that both male and female courtship partners are forced to fill out the questionnaire, and of course, the responses are reviewed by Jim Bob himself:

1. Do you ever seek advice from others?

This is the very first question in the very first section, entitled “Life Influences”. If your answer is anything other than “the lord and savior JC,” ya best just keep it moving.

2. Who were your role models and heroes? For what reasons?

We’re still under the “Life Influences” heading here. Again, if you’re answer doesn’t start wth “J” and end wth “-esus of Nazareth,” then don’t let the door hit you.

3. You are the result of the influence of which people?

Is it us, or is this just a weird way of repeating the previous question? The list is 423 questions long, JB, maybe you could trim the fat a little.

4. What personality traits and/or strengths do you see in women/men you know that you would desire for your wife/husband to possess?

This one provides a great opportunity to troll Jim Bob with an answer like “the ability to shotgun a 12-pack of Bud Light Limes on a nude beach in San Tropez.”

5. What do you read?

Obviously, this is 100 percent a trap question. The Bible is the only answer that won’t have you cast out like Satan himself. Feel free to answer “the Harry Potter series” if you want to see steam shoot from a grown man’s ears.

6. Would you be willing to die for Christ? If you’re not dying daily, how can you be so sure you would then?

Now we’re in the “Spiritual Life” section, and we think it’s safe to say things will be getting a lot more abstract from here on out. It’s okay to encourage your spouse to engage in a certain activity every day, but it should be something like making homemade mac and cheese … not, ya know, dying.

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Jim Bob Duggar Makes Daughters" Boyfriends Fill Out 50-PAGE Questionnaire?!

There’s patriarchy, and then there’s whatever the hell the Duggars have going on.

If you watch Counting On online, you know that Jim Bob and Michelle have a tried and true method for ensuring that their kids don’t engage in any pre-marital … well, anything!

Jim Bob in particular guards his daughters like expensive pieces of property because he somehow got the impression that the Bible wants him to.

We think it was in the book of Douche-ronomy. #BibleBurn

The Duggars believe it’s their sacred duty to populate the Earth with as many Duggars as possible.

An odd mission, considering they can’t even keep the kids they have from molesting people, but they seem to take it pretty seriously.

In fact, they’ve devised a clever system to ensure that their offspring are so sexually frustrated by the time they get married that they immediately begin copulating like it’s going out of style as soon as they get hitched.

It’s called “courting,” and it may be the only aspect of their lives in which the Duggars believe in equality, as it sounds like the process is equally hellish for both participants.

At this point, the Duggars are almost as famous for their courtship methods as they are for their scandals and their fertility, and new information about this odd custom seems to emerge every few months or so.

If you watched last week’s episode of Counting On, you may have picked up on a seriously WTF detail of the Duggars’ courtship process.

It seems Jim Bob makes his daughters’ potential suitors fill out a 50-page questionnaire before they commence with the courtship process!

This disturbing nugget of information was revealed during the Counting On after show (because every freakin’ show has an after-show in the world of #PeakTV), when JB casually mentioned the document while being interviewed by producer Scott Enlow.

“I’m sorry, wait a second Jim Bob made you guys fill out questionnaires?” Enlow asked, prompting an eruption of nervous laughter from daughter Jessa Duggar.

“I think that questionnaire is pretty thorough,” she interjected.

“He is not kidding,” Jill Duggar confirmed.

“Everybody did the 30-page questionnaire,” Jill added, noting that it had expanded to 50 pages in recent years.

Apparently, the questionnaire primarily focused on the respondents’ religious beliefs.

Jeremy Vuolo, who recently got engaged to Jinger Duggar, stated:

“The major question, where I spent most of my time was ”tell me about how you became a Christian, how you came to the Lord."”

Yeah, we’re pretty sure Jesus was big on judging other people and grilling them about their religious beliefs.

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Or maybe not.

What do we know?

We’ve never had to take a 50-page test about religion before.

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