Simon Saran, Farrah Abraham’s on-again, off-again boyfriend, sure does have a way with words.
Or, to be more specific, he has a way with tweets.
Simon’s been known to hop on Twitter from time to time to tear down the stars of Teen Mom OG — and one of his rants even sparked the great Teen Mom Brawl of ’16.
He made a statement that Matt Baier, Amber Portwood’s boyfriend, “looks like a pedophile,” and Dr. Drew brought it up while everyone was filming the reunion special last weekend.
He tried to laugh it off, but Farrah insisted that Matt “does kind of look like a pedophile,” Amber stormed the stage, and the rest is history.
But it looks like Simon hasn’t learned anything, because this week he’s been back on Twitter … and you know he’s had a thing or 20 to say about his favorite reality show.
First off, Simon went after MTV. Start big, right?
He claimed that he’s never gotten paid a dime for appearing on the show, and he even showed some texts messages between himself and producer Morgan J. Freeman that seem to indicate he asked that his pay be donated to charity.
Someone asked if the money had been donated, and he answered “nope. MTV is full of sh-t. They would rather make criminals rich instead of doing things for a good cause.”
“I can care less about being on the show,” he went on. “I don’t depend on it.”
And then he started in on Amber and Matt again, so hold on, things are about to get real.
“Matt was looking for a stupid weak girl that would take him in,” Simon stated. “And he found that in Amber.”
He then tweeted a photo of Edward Scissorhands and wrote “Once producers are done filming, they hand the footage over to this man for editing.”
Get it, because none of these people are responsible for their own actions and poor choice, it’s all the editors’ fault?
Plenty of people jumped on Simon for this, assuming that he was trying to defend Farrah and how awful she constantly looks on the show, but he made it clear that wasn’t the case.
“I’m not talking about Farrah,” he wrote. “Farrah can argue with a wall and think she won. I’m talking about the overall storyline.”
He also said that “Farrah is very fast tempered and needs to work on her anger issues,” but he did (kind of) defend her as well.
“Sure Farrah is rude and yells a lot,” he wrote, “but she’s not smoking cigs and weed and whatever in front of a child.”
He seems to have an issue with the weed (and presumably with Catelynn), because he also tweeted “MTV provides everything for free (counseling, rehab, etc.), and these cast members still can’t get their sh-t together. #TeenMomOG #lazy”
He acknowledged that dealing with mental health issues and addiction is difficult “if you don’t have a proper support system,” but “when you are with the best of the best, it’s on you.”
“There are people out there who can’t get an ounce of clean drinking water. And these bums can get drugged up off of MTV $ $ ?”
He also claimed that the ladies of Teen Mom “get more money for having men live with them.”
So the reality behind Teen Mom, according to Simon, is messy, greedy, and sad.
Is anyone surprised?
