If you ever wanted to see Adam Sandler sing about his daddy f****ng his eye with his penis … ya shoulda been riding the subway Wednesday night in NYC. Also, you’re a little twisted. TMZ got this video of Sandler doing his thing, kinda…
Showing posts with label Raunchy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Raunchy. Show all posts
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Friday, December 23, 2016
Guy Shares Raunchy Photos of His Ex at Her Wedding, Violence Breaks Out
Aren’t weddings just the greatest?
After all, a wedding is a celebration of true love, isn’t it? And there’s romance and lots of food, not to mention nudes and violent, destructive brawls involving all the wedding guests.
Oh, wait, you mean those last two things aren’t typical?
Well, y’all better tell these people right here:
Yes, that’s footage from someone’s actual wedding reception. It’s total chaos, right?
But how did they get there? How did such a special day devolve into such madness?
Don’t worry, baby birds, we’ll feed you.
OK, so the bride here, she’s had relationships with men besides the groom, right? That’s natural, there’s nothing wrong with that.
But one of her former lovers had the grand idea to take an old, very explicit photo he had of the bride, make copies, and bring those to the wedding.
This guy had photos of the bride giving him a blow job, and he handed one out to each and every table at the reception.
And this is where the problems really start.
Can you imagine? Seriously, just try for a minute. You’re at your big, fancy wedding in your big, fancy dress, you’ve hyped it up for months as the most important day of your life …
And then some dude you used to date shows up to ruin the whole thing, maybe even your whole life.
There are so many layers of embarrassment and shame (and, let’s be real, also some hilarity) mixed in here, right?
It would be bad enough for your ex to crash your wedding, or for your friends and family to see you in such a compromising position, but throw all that together?
It’s a mess, is what it is. And that’s not even touching how the photos basically caused this nice affair to turn into Rage in the Cage, just with less spandex and more formal wear.
And come on, you know they’re not getting their deposit back, either.
On the bright side … no, there’s no bright side here.
This couple’s wedding was ruined, she might have deserved it, and it looks like nobody they know had enough sense to not get in on the Great Wedding Brawl of 2016.
At least it did look like a nice wedding, before the trashiness of these people crept in and destroyed it all.
Moral of the story: don’t photograph or video yourself having any sort of sexual relations.
No good can come of it.
And if you absolutely have to, then at least have the good sense not to turn into a violent barbarian when it all backfires.
Monday, October 26, 2015
Justin Bieber Wins Big, Gets Raunchy at MTV EMAs
Justin Bieber knocked Eminem from the record books on Sunday night.
The handsome singer won six awards at the 2015 Europe Music Awards, bringing his career total to 18, and besting the previous record of 15 held by the aforementioned rapper.
The event was held in Milan, Italy and Justin took home the trophy for Best Male Artist for the SIXTH year in a row.
He also earned the following titles for 2015:
- Best Collaboration
- Best Canadian Act
- Best Worldwide Act: North America
- Biggest Fans
- Best Look
“It’s been a long couple of years. I just feel like this is pretty awesome to be recognized for my music," Bieber told the crowd upon accepting the Best Male trophy.
Later in the night, Justin got nice and raunchy when taking the stage to perform a rendition of his smash hit "What Do You Mean?"
Moving, grooving and gyrating along with a number of backup dancers, Bieber received a standing ovation for a routine that included simulated doggy style sex.
“What Do You Mean?” is the first single off the singer’s upcoming album, "Purpose."
It will be released on November 13 and will mark Bieber"s official return to the music scene after a couple of wayward years.
Check out snippets from Justin"s X-rated performance now and sound off: Will you purchase his upcoming record? Or is that a ridiculous question for us to even ask?
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