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Thursday, October 12, 2017
Farrah Abraham: Even More Vaginal Rejuvenation, Now With Lasers!
You know how if you tighten a screw too much, you can break it? Does that same potential hazard exist when it comes to vaginas and treatments that tighten them? Asking for a friend.
Okay — not for a friend. For Farrah Abraham.
It was only back in August that Farrah Abraham underwent vaginal rejuvenation. She didn’t even wait a month before she went back for seconds. Now she’s gotten a different procedure and we have to ask: when will it be enough?
You know, there was an episode of Drawn Together — yes, the animated reality show parody from over a decade ago — where one of the characters kept getting surgery on her genitals. The episode parodied surgical addiction and, by the end, she had Joan Rivers’ face between her legs.
We mention this only because Farrah Abraham seems to be hooked on these treatments.
Sure, Farrah Abraham has had cosmetic surgery — she’s hardly the only Teen Mom star in that boat.
But the thing is that Farrah’s “need” to have even one vaginal rejuvenation treatment is baffling to us.
She is 26 years old. 26.
Generally speaking, people in their mid-twenties are seldom in need of any sort of rejuvenation.
Vaginas are elastic organs that return to their previous shape, no matter how numerous or large the penises that they encounter might be.
They’re also self-cleaning because biology is kind of amazing.
Since Farrah is too young for her vagina to be sagging, we wondered when we first got the news if perhaps Farrah was experiencing incontinence.
That can happen after childbirth and can be corrected by certain rejuvenation procedures.
Whatever Farrah’s reason — and it could just be all in her head (or, worse, a ploy for more attention) — she’s back at it again.
RadarOnline reports that Farrah’s latest vaginal rejuvenation treatment is the second of four that she’s getting.
She’s receiving these treatments at the Beverly Hills Rejuvenation Center, and these are a little different from the wand-based rejuvenation she was promoting in August.
There’s still a wand involved, but this time, there are also lasers.
And a spokesperson for the clinic told RadarOnline that even people who’ve never had kids might want a little of what Farrah’s having.
“The procedure is not just for people who have had children; it could benefit anyone. As we get older, the vagina changes and is not as youthful.”
That’s true, though generally that’s not a problem for someone who is 26.
However, some women are insecure about their labia. With the prevalence of porn and sexting and social media, people are more conscious of what other people’s genitals can look like and are more likely to compare themselves to others.
And it sounds like part of what Farrah wants done is external.
First, though, the spokesperson explained to RadarOnline how Farrah’s internal treatment worked. Again, this includes a wand that is moved back and forth within the vagina for 8 minutes.
“It creates heat. The heat will thicken the inside lining of the uterus and of the vagina to make it tight and firm.”
(We have no idea how this impacts the uterus, as neither the wand nor anybody’s penis is going to be poking past the cervix … but whatever)
Farrah also received external vaginal rejuvenation that’s really just a labiaplasty without any actual incisions.
This is when the lasers come into play.
“Collagen is produced by the laser that makes the lips firm so they aren’t hanging anymore.”
As we said, a lot of people are self-conscious about their labia these days.
But for Farrah Abraham, who only recently did a livestreamed sex show, it might be necessary for her genitals to look a certain way.
A lot of people get things “touched up” if they’re going to be naked on camera.
Farrah apparently got some results (though this is only the second of four treatments, and some patients get as many as six).
“The RN saw visible changes on the outside,” the spokesperson shared. “Farrah said she can notice changes on the inside as well.”
Farrah Abraham also got a simple laser treatment on her face to cut down on blemishes, but that’s honestly way less interesting.
Part of us wonders how much of this is Farrah seeking these treatments and how much is just Farrah becoming a spokesperson for vaginal rejuvenation.
We have no idea what kind of deal she’s getting behind the scenes.
Monday, August 28, 2017
Farrah Abraham Responds to Vaginal Rejuvenation Backlash!
You know how Farrah Abraham is shamelessly plugging vaginal rejuvenation on Instagram?
In addition to questions over why the 26-year-old would possibly need the procedure (leading some to wonder if she might be having incontinence issues), the fact that Farrah was posting about it at all stirred up controversy.
Well, now Farrah’s responded to the backlash, so … brace yourselves.
Okay, so as we mentioned, Farrah posted a little video of herself consulting with a conspicuously made up doctor who talked to her about the procedure.
The procedure involves moving a wand of sorts in and out of Farrah’s vagina for several minutes.
This isn’t the first time that Farrah Abraham’s gotten her vagina rejuvenated, folks.
“What this does is distributes little wounds through radio frequency which kind of breaks up the collagen and forces it to restore during that healing process, so everything becomes tighter and you actually experience …”
And then Farrah Abraham, to our cringing horror, says “Like I’m 16 again!”
(Let’s not hold up 16-year-old girls as some sort of sexual ideal, because that is incredibly gross, folks)
Folks on the interwebs did not hold back their thoughts about Farrah, either, even criticizing her in the context of being a mother.
Though the procedure described was not surgical, one follower thought that it set a bad example for Farrah’s 8-year-old.
“My god … poor little Sophia. A mother who ‘loves’ her body so much she altered every bit of it. Great example. I hope Sophia will grow into a strong and independent woman who does not need her ‘mother’ to be around.”
Again, this is not the same as a boob job or a nose job, though there are surgical forms of vaginal rejuvenation.
“Farrah why? I understand you’re a mom and need the procedure for personal reasons but why make it public? Have respect as a mother for your child and for others.”
As we mentioned, though vaginas almost always revert to their previous size after childbirth, the treatment that Farrah received could be used to attempt to treat postpartum incontinence.
Another was perplexed why a woman Farrah’s age would need any sort of “rejuvenation.”
“Aren’t you like 25? Why do you need this?”
Farrah is 26, but that is “like 25” and the question remains reasonable.
But Farrah spoke out against the controversy that she herself created with her posts.
“My lady parts are happy.”
How nice for them?
“I don’t know. I just like to share things, especially if it’s good and health related and I don’t know. Today though it’s just about fashion, Sophia and I’m just proud of this little baby boss.”
Before she deflects to her daughter (yeah, we saw that), Farrah explains what looks like a clear advertisement as part of her fondness for sharing things.
One, it was probably an ad. Two, it seems like she loves negative attention.
“I think it’s just best to ignore negativity and only welcome positivity in your life and I think that shows for Sophia and hopefully myself over the years and I’m just really happy about that.”
That sounds like a positive message.
If you’re thinking that Farrah sounds like a great mom, though, remember that she admitted to forgetting Sophia in a store. Which is difficult to imagine.
“I would say I do that by complimenting her and making sure she feels secure — whether it’s with her eyebrows or whatever it may be.”
Didn’t Farrah pluck and wax her daughter’s unibrow when Sophia was still preschool aged? If Sophia has insecurities about her eyebrows, we think that we can identify their source.
Now, there’s a lot to criticize about Farrah that’s totally fair game.
But, though nobody wants to hear about it, she can alter her flesh prison as much as she likes.
If we want to have choice words about Farrah Abraham, we can talk about how obnoxious she can be.
Or about how she sets feminism back by another year every time that she tries to mask her Lena Dunham-like quest for negative attention by wrapping it in the flag of female empowerment.
Or, better yet, you can raise hell about Farrah Abraham’s disgusting and racist antics on reality television.
What she does with her vagina, though, is pretty much up to her.
Farrah Abraham: I Got Vaginal Rejuvenation and So Can You!
We"re not doctors, so we have to ask:
How many times does Farrah Abraham need to get her vagina rejuvenated before she"ll be satisfied?
Because she"s undergone the procedure again, documenting it on Instagram. And, even watching the video that she uploaded (which we have for you below), we"re wondering when enough will be enough.
You may remember that, last time, Farrah Abraham shared video clips, which must have made her technician feel all kinds of awkward.
(Maybe it"s an advertising deal where she gets a discount, but it would still be awkward, folks)
That wasn"t a surprise. Farrah Abraham loves attention, no matter what form it takes.
Whether she"s milking a public breakup for sympathy or saying explosively racist stuff on camera, it seems like Farrah will do anything for people to notice her and remember that she exists.
Vaginal rejuvenation is a legitimate procedure, don"t get us wrong. There are a bunch of different forms, but Farrah"s showcased the non-surgical kind.
Over time (not in your twenties unless there"s a very serious medical condition, we imagine), it"s natural for genitals to sag.
But let"s be clear — vaginas are self-cleaning, elastic organs.
They don"t lose elasticity just because they"ve had sex (no matter how much and no matter what size).
Even after a vaginal childbirth, they return to their previous size.
(The cervix is changed after that, but that"s not relevant to sex)
But, as we said, age can change a lot, which is why therapies like this exist.
Farrah captioned this: "Loving my lady parts! … Schedule your noninvasive appointment today!"
So, yeah, this looks like an ad.
The idea of what Farrah"s had done is to strengthen the muscles down there by running a device in and out for several minutes.
Which is something that Farrah seems eager to make everybody"s business.
Guys, even if it"s an advertising deal, surely they could do better than Farrah.
There are plenty of female celebrities who aren"t shy about sharing their health and well-being, even when it"s super personal.
But … even Lena Dunham would be a better celebrity spokesperson or whatever than Farrah, and we don"t say that lightly.
We were scratching our heads, wondering why Farrah might actually need a procedure like vaginal rejuvenation in the first place.
Again, vaginas might have issues that come with age, but not with use.
Her ex Simon Saran joked that it was his fault for her needing the procedure. As in, he was bragging that he"s well-endowed and therefore "wrecked" her.
No wonder they broke up — he doesn"t seem to know anything about vaginas.
(Also, folks, if a guy who hasn"t been nude in front of everyone is trying to draw attention to his penis size by claiming that it"s large, it"s a sure sign that he"s insecure about it, so take that as you will)
But maybe there was a real reason for Farrah needing the treatment.
Like, a legit medical reason.
After a lot of head-scratching, we came to wonder if Farrah Abraham is having issues with incontinence.
That can be common after childbirth, especially if you try to laugh or sneeze.
If Farrah"s been having issues with that, a vaginal rejuvenation procedure that strengthens her pelvic muscles might give her more bladder control or even clear up her incontinence issues altogether.
Understandably, it looks like Farrah"s aiming for the "sexy" image behind what she"s doing instead of explaining exactly why she needs this.
Here"s the video of the conspicuously made-up doctor talking her through what happens, as if she hadn"t already had this done before.
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