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Lil Pump My $10k Soda Machine ... Ain"t No Joke!!!
Wednesday, January 23, 2019
Friday, May 11, 2018
Man Spills Soda on a Stranger in a Public Bathroom, Begs Twitter for Help
On Thursday, May 10, an unthinkable tragedy struck.
A man, while using a public bathroom stall — already in what most would consider dire circumstances just for being there — had a container of soda with him.
Which he apparently spilled in an explosive manner, dousing not only the floor … but the shoes of another man in that restroom.
One can only imagine Twitter user Joe Grabinski"s horror.
But, since humans sadly do not come equipped with self-destruct buttons — though the only socially acceptable response to this situation would be to promptly cease existing — he had no options left but to remain silent and immobile within the stall.
And, of course, to crowdsource some advice from Twitter.
The resulting thread details the advice that he received, and the remainder of his journey of humiliation and shame.
Take a look.
1. Disaster strikes

2. The first rule: do NOT exit the stall

3. Chad asks the question that we all immediately wondered

4. To Joe, this was apparently new advice

5. Chad points out that the floors are already bad

6. Chad even demonstrates his alternative

Thursday, April 20, 2017
Drake"s Dad Explains Why Home Burglar Only Snatched Soda and Water (VIDEO)
Drake’s dad knows EXACTLY why the criminal who burglarized his son’s crib only came up with $ 10 worth of loot — the nest is empty! Dennis Graham was outside Delilah Wednesday night and we asked him about Drake’s Hidden Hills pad getting an…