Rihanna, Yasiel Puig Burglar Also Connected to Chief Keef Home Invasion

The web of celeb burglaries just got a little more tangled — one of the 4 people arrested for hitting Rihanna’s crib had also been busted for a Chief Keef home invasion where shots were fired. Law enforcement sources tell TMZ ……

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Miranda Kerr and Evan Spiegel"s Home Swarmed by Cops for Suspected Burglar

There’s a massive police response to Miranda Kerr and Evan Spiegel’s Brentwood neighborhood … all for a suspicious guy residents feared was about to break into homes … TMZ has learned. Multiple patrol cars raced to the streets around Miranda and…

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Bella Thorne"s Home Hit By Would-Be Burglar

Bella Thorne had a huge scare Tuesday night, when someone tried to break into her house. Law enforcement sources tell TMZ, Thorne was home alone in her San Fernando Valley home at around 10 PM when someone from the outside broke a…

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Bella Thorne"s Home Hit By Would-Be Burglar

Bella Thorne had a huge scare Tuesday night, when someone tried to break into her house. Law enforcement sources tell TMZ, Thorne was home alone in her San Fernando Valley home at around 10 PM when someone from the outside broke a…

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Cesar Millan"s Dogs Chase Burglar Away from Family Home

Cesar Millan has way better home security than a stupid alarm system … territorial dogs that thwarted a burglary. Law enforcement sources tell us a prowler showed up at Cesar’s home Thursday night, opened the door to his unlocked car parked…

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"Breaking Bad" Star Anna Gunn Scares Off Potential Home Burglar

Anna Gunn’s home alarm system came through in a big way by alerting her that a potential thief was lurking outside, and Anna was able to scare the perp off … TMZ has learned. The “Breaking Bad” actress was at her L.A. pad in the Valley Thursday…

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Krista Allen Catches Alleged Burglar Who Hurt Her Dog

Krista Allen walked in on a would-be burglar, who she says badly injured her dog during the break-in … TMZ has learned. Law enforcement sources tell us Krista arrived back at her San Fernando Valley home Thursday and found a transient woman…

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Joe Jonas" Home Alarm System Scares Off Wannabe Burglar

Joe Jonas has his security system to thank for warding off a potential thief and keeping his name off the list of celebs who’ve had their homes burglarized … TMZ has learned. Law enforcement sources tell us … the DNCE lead singer’s home…

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Drake"s Oddly Thirsty Burglar Returns to Scene of Crime, Gets Pepper Sprayed

Drake’s thirsty burglar amped things up with her latest attempt to enter his Hidden Hills mansion … going off on cops and getting her ass pepper sprayed. Law enforcement sources tell TMZ … the 24-year-old woman — who previously got busted…

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50 Cent"s Alleged Burglar Plotted Break-in ... According to Cops

The guy arrested at 50 Cent’s mansion was dressed like a cat burglar, and did his research before the alleged caper, but still got thwarted by a top-notch security system … TMZ has learned. Edwin Joyce tried to make his way into the home…

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Drake"s Dad Explains Why Home Burglar Only Snatched Soda and Water (VIDEO)

Drake’s dad knows EXACTLY why the criminal who burglarized his son’s crib only came up with $ 10 worth of loot — the nest is empty! Dennis Graham was outside Delilah Wednesday night and we asked him about Drake’s Hidden Hills pad getting an…

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Drake Will Not Have Pepsi Burglar Prosecuted

Drake has cut one of his fans a huge break … we’ve learned he’s told authorities to drop a felony burglary case against the Pennsylvania woman for breaking into his house and guzzling his sodas. Sources involved in the case tell us … Drake’s…

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Florida Burglar Hides in Gator Lake, Gets Eaten By Gator

File this one under “pure, uncut Florida.”

A Florida man was doing Florida things (committing crimes), when he ran afoul of Florida cops and made the ill-fated decision to hide in a Florida lake known for its dense population of alligators. 

Yes, you know where this is going, but we assure you, the rest of the story is worth your time.

22-year-old Matthew Riggins and a friend were burglarizing homes in the Barefoot Bay community of Southeast Florida when cops arrived on the scene and began to search the area.

Riggins – a Florida man if ever there was one – decided to try and evade authorities by hiding in a nearby lake.

Unfortunately, what he saw as an opportunity for escape, an 11-foot gator saw as lunchtime.

Riggins’ girlfriend reported him missing, and after a 10-day, they found his less tasty parts scattered around the lake. His hand and foot were found inside the gator.

Officials determined that Riggins was pulled below the surface and drowned, while the gator reportedly suffered severe indigestion.

A resident who was interviewed by a local news station summed the situation up perfectly when she said, “He hid in the wrong place.”

We can only hope that’ll be the inscription on Riggins’ tombstone.

Sadly, if Riggins had only tried attack the cops with their own badges or attempt to tickle his way out of the situation like Florida men before him, this story may not have had such a grisly ending.

As it is, Riggins can rest easy knowing he’s earned a place in the Florida Man Hall of Fame:

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