Bella Thorne had a huge scare Tuesday night, when someone tried to break into her house. Law enforcement sources tell TMZ, Thorne was home alone in her San Fernando Valley home at around 10 PM when someone from the outside broke a…
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Wednesday, August 22, 2018
Bella Thorne"s Home Hit By Would-Be Burglar
Bella Thorne had a huge scare Tuesday night, when someone tried to break into her house. Law enforcement sources tell TMZ, Thorne was home alone in her San Fernando Valley home at around 10 PM when someone from the outside broke a…
Wednesday, April 26, 2017
United Airlines Catches More Heat After Would-Be World"s Biggest Rabbit Dies on Flight (PHOTO)
United Airlines is catching more flak this week after a rabbit set to become the world’s biggest bunny died on-board one of its flights. The 3-foot bunny named Simon reportedly died Monday night on a United flight from Heathrow to O’Hare — yes,…
Sunday, February 14, 2016
Six Brutally Honest Valentines For Your Would-Be Lover
Happy Valentine"s Day, the most romantic day EVER!!!
Or not. Behold, a half dozen hilarious valentines that convey brutal honestly, rather than the idealistic passion we dream of.
Feel the February 14 magic, slash settling.
1. Options
I love you a lot, but there are also a lot fewer options than there used to be.
2. Hassle
Sure, being with you is a hassle. But going back into the dating game is a bigger hassle.
3. Commitment
I will stay with you forever … because it would just crush the kids otherwise.
4. Faithful
One partner is all you need when that woman or man is special enough. It’s also really hard to juggle more than one of them.
5. Unity
Being with you is great, if only because being alone is even scarier.
6. Strength
Together we will be stronger than we could ever be apart. Financially at least.
Friday, September 11, 2015
TLC"s "Suddenly Royal" -- British Subjects Rise Up Against Would-Be TLC King
Z STAFF
EXCLUSIVE
TLC‘s “Suddenly Royal“ premiered this week, chronicling the journey of Howe and family as they spend 6 weeks in the self-governing British island, trying to gain control based on his lineage.
The local parliament is scoffing British style, saying Howe “is not to be taken seriously.” The spokesperson added, “the Head of State of the Isle of Man is and remains Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II.”
Howe says he has legal claim to the throne because he placed an official notice in the London Gazette, claiming his rule and no one objected. He doesn’t want to oust the Queen, but he wants the title and the perks.
On the surface the locals think Howe’s a doofus, but we’re told on another level they’re happy the show is bringing attention, and hopefully tourists, to the island.
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